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• Sex Toy Sales? 6/25/2007 9:00:29 PM
  
  We own an adult store, so we can speak from experience. We can't keep masturbation sleeves in stock, with cock rings of all types selling well. We do REALLY well with metal rings, in fact. Lubes sell well, but a product called Stroke 29 from Empowered Products is really popular. Butt plugs would bring up the rear (tee hee), with only an occasional porn star pussy or ass sold by special order. We just finished a three day Erotica LA show here at the LA Convention Center. We brought about 50 small sleeves with us and sold out on the second day.

• For how long should a pussy be eaten? 6/25/2007 8:47:41 PM
  
  You keep going as long as SHE wants you to and until she tells you to do something else. It's that simple.

• Online Sex Sites 6/25/2007 8:44:13 PM
  
  Adult Friend Finder CAN be for real, but you really have to stick with it and go for a membership. We've heard both good things and bad. Are you looking for sexual encounters for yourself? You and your wife? There are different sites for different desires, obviously. And we've heard the best results can actually be found on Craigslist, especially for quick hookups with no strings attached. Nerve and The Onion personals are supposedly pretty good as well. Edited by - Freddy and Eddy on 6/25/2007 8:44:47 PM

• "Stop or I'll pee!" 4/17/2007 12:56:37 PM
  
  First, have her go pee BEFORE you engage in sex. Then, she'll be comfortable that her bladder is empty and that whatever comes out, it won't be a lot. You can also put a towel or Liberator Fascinator (a lined blanket that prevents moisture from getting through) down to ease her mind that she'll mess up the sheets or couch fabric. Then, tell her to let 'er rip!

• Women have been duped 4/16/2007 2:59:47 AM
  
  Sounds like Caroline agrees with the original poster. Thanks, Gal, I couldn't figure out WHAT she's talking about.

• Does the cameraman have to do that? 3/31/2007 1:07:35 AM
  
  Oh man, how GAY is this thread?!!!

• Experience of male masturbators? 3/30/2007 7:15:53 PM
  
  We used to sell the Optimum Stroker in our store, but got so many broken ones back we discontinued selling them. Junk. One we DID have good experience with was the <link> , which was built like a tank and easy to clean. It was VERY noisy, though.

• Women have been duped 3/29/2007 6:46:50 PM
  
  Sorry, Gal, we won't make the mistake again, promise. What's your website btw? Just click on our avatar, but for the record it's www.freddyandeddy.com. Yes, I totally understand the percentages. Yes, more porn is bought by men than women. But let's remember that percentage points represent *millions*. If millions of us are buying, then there must be something in the current porn trends that is working for women. We doubt it's &quot;millions&quot; of women. We suspect most women get their porn viewing from boyfriend's or husbands who bring it into the relationship rather than women actually making the effort to shop for it. We get quite a few women who buy titles from us to suprise their partners, so that's a good sign. Even for a guy like M...

• Women have been duped 3/29/2007 6:38:15 PM
  
  So should porndom be more like Hollywood and hide these little realities? More hours in the make-up chair? More editing out of leaks and queefs? Would that make the sex more &quot;believable&quot; or would it just make it more &quot;palatable&quot;? None of the above, really. Believability isn't so much about stretch marks or farts, but more in how the sex itself plays out on screen. Like any situation, does what we're seeing make sense and have some basis in reality. In an action picture, does the hero bleed? In a love story, do the two hate-at-first-end-up-together actors have some sort of chemistry we can buy into (Billy Crystal/Meg Ryan yes, Keannu Reeves/Sandra Bullock no)? Do we believe a guy like Max Hardcore could score these hot y...

• Women have been duped 3/29/2007 2:02:01 PM
  
  excellent post FreddyEddy, but as we female posters on ADT show over and over, once a woman is into porn, our tastes are as varied as men's. Ah, ILMR, if only the percentage of women like you in this world weren't so small. Sigh. Granted, we agree with your points; however, think about the percentage of women here in ADT as opposed to men. What, about 10-1? 20-1? Over in our own forums, women actually outnumber men, so we're inclined to believe that, while our site clearly shows equal SEXUAL interest - maybe even more among women - the imbalance HERE shows that the vast majority of the fairer sex have yet to embrace pornography or else you'd see more women contributing. Like you, we also squirt, get loud, and love to practice some BDSM ...

• Women have been duped 3/29/2007 12:46:46 AM
  
  I read somewhere that men are more visual and women are more intellectual when it comes to sex. This may be true, but it's certainly not the whole story. BOTH of us like to watch porn when it's done WELL. Shitty gonzo and gaping assholes don't appeal to either of us, but a movie like Wicked's &quot;Manhunters&quot; or Pulse's &quot;Blacklight Beauty&quot; appeal to both of us equally. Maybe women aren't less visual at all, but simply more cerebral and discriminating ABOUT their visuals. Is it so bad to want to watch sex with some semblance of BELIEVABILITY? Or in a situation that MAKES even the slightest sense? Or with cinematography standards ABOVE a handheld camera in the middle of a parking lot or rented house? Or music that doesn't sou...

• Who gives the best blowjobs? 3/23/2007 8:35:58 PM
  
  Whoever this is, she is the undisputed queen of blow jobs: <link> Bet you'd love to be THAT lucky bastard! We also think Krystal Steal gives a mean hummer. Edited by - Freddy and Eddy on 3/23/2007 8:39:33 PM

• Women have been duped 3/23/2007 2:42:38 PM
  
  After watching so much bad porn, the stories are a refreshing change.

• why so much jerking off in porn? 3/23/2007 2:25:12 PM
  
  We rarely last to the end of a good scene before ripping into each other; however, the biggest turn on is when the female jerks the guy onto her stomach or breasts. The facial thing is so unrealistic (not to mention misogynistic). In almost 19 years together, we've never once emulated the squirting all over the face thing. Gross.

• Why is lesbian porn so boring these days? 3/23/2007 12:03:09 PM
  
  I am completely comfortable with g/g intimacy Unfortunately, we want you to be MORE than &quot;comfortable.&quot; Which do you prefer, cock or pussy? Our guess is the former. What the original poster is looking for, we think, is more than comfortable - he's wanting TRUE lesbian sex as TRUE lesbians would do it. Love, passion, and innate desire for female companionship and sex that is organically lesbian rather than faked. That's not to say bisexual females don't exist and that some sort of scenes can be put together featuring them (Charmane Star comes to mind).

• The truth about the current Porn Industry? 3/23/2007 11:57:34 AM
  
  In our 40's, we'd rather screw each other than ANY of these 18 year olds, so for our money bring on Raquel Darrian, Candida Royale (still smoking hot in her 50's!), Nina, Ginger Lynn, Dierdre Holland, and Seka. Like fine wine, we'd rather sip from a vintage Cabernet than a bottle of fresh Two Buck Chuck. Hmmm... seems an opportunity is here for an enterprising company to tackle!

• Porn and Monogamy 3/23/2007 11:00:54 AM
  
  And BSD, we'll be joining you and Bob for that beer.

• Porn and Monogamy 3/23/2007 10:56:33 AM
  
  My other slightly unformed theory is people should just say yes, say yes to sex. All the time. Yes. Then do it, have sex, make love, fuck - get used to how nice it can be, train your body to enjoy, stop thinking and start feeling. Use the energy that normally goes on the negotiating and the chase to better use - fucking. This is what Dr. Phil advocates, actually. Though not big fans of his, we do follow this logic. And hey Loraine, you knew it was only a matter of time before we finally made our way over.

• Porn and Monogamy 3/23/2007 3:37:40 AM
  
  You should try giving an erotic massage. We have some great books on it.

• Porn and Monogamy 3/23/2007 3:23:06 AM
  
  She loves it when I give her a massage. Do you get laid after giving her a massage?