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• Your girl friend to be DPed 10/8/2005 6:23 AM
  
  One of my main fantasies is to check into a plush hotel with my lady, and have two muscular black bellboys show us to our suite. Once there, I settle back in the sofa to watch as she strips to her garter belt & stockings, the black dudes get naked and then set to work on her with their ten-inch trouser-snakes, taking her in every hole and in every position imaginable!! I'm not holding my breath waiting for it to ever happen, but I do get off on the fantasy (and so does she!).

• funny porn 5/17/2005 10:01 AM
  
  Ejac wrote: ...the camera-man does a close-up of the dudes face ... Dudes' faces have no place in porn!!

• Nevamodels Agency St.-Petersburg 5/17/2005 9:12 AM
  
  Gapelover wrote: You can forget the Shameless Fake Agency, but this looks like a respectable one. Respectable? I sometimes wonder to what extent the Russian Mafia is behind Eastern European agencies like this. Or have I been watching too many movies?!

• Reviews Should be on scenes not looks 5/16/2005 12:01 PM
  
  People who live in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones!

• Condom Use in Porn 5/15/2005 12:01 PM
  
  Mr.XXX wrote: However, due to consistant testing(AIM), stars monitoring each other and great hygiene(taking several showers a day, who else on earth does that!), very few straight porn stars have died of aids. Last count according to rame.net, 5-10 deaths, 10-20 infections, in twenty five years! That's incredible. There's little doubt that over the past 20-odd years, the public has been fed a lot of scaremongering bullshit about hiv/aids. I realise that by daring to say this I'll probably incur the wrath and ridicule of most people reading this, many of whom - judging by the what they post in this forum - are usually among the first to reach for their "serious bullshit detectors" when it comes to The Official Line as espoused by...

• Will reality shows ever die off ? 12/12/2004 12:46 PM
  
  I'd love to see the back of reality shows - I despise them with every fibre of my being! But mediocrity sells and is very popular - and it's a sad fact that large swathes of the general TV viewing public are quite happy to vegetate in front of any old crap that's served up to them, and / or to follow like sheep when they're brainwashed by all the hype that "Big Brother" or some other such horsedroppings is the "hip, happening" thing to be into right now. The worst one on UK TV at the moment is "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" - the so-called 'celebrities' being without exception just a bunch of has-beens, never-were's or people who are just 'famous for being famous'. And as for "Big Brother" - ...

• VHS vs. DVD 9/10/2004 8:08 AM
  
  Jamie Gardner wrote: There are people who find the black bars on the top and bottom (of Widescreen) to be distracting. They also think that the picture can get to be too small. YES!!! You need a big-ass TV to get the full benefit of Widescreen. When I went over to DVD, I bought the biggest TV I could afford (56" screen diagonal), but I was lucky enough to (a) have the space to put it in the living room and (b) get a good finance deal on it which made it affordable. Not everyone is so fortunate, and I have great sympathy for those who are now being forced to peer into a small letterbox between black bars on a tiny TV set. I've always said that Widescreen is just a big marketing con and is extremely over-rated as a home-viewing format...

• Anyone Like Costumes? 8/27/2004 5:13 AM
  
  I like slutwear AND costums, at least some of which should be left on for the scene. I've said it before and I'll say it again: There's FAR too much nudity in today's porn, particularly that produced in the U.S.

• Songs You Never Want To Hear Again 8/20/2004 3:52 AM
  
  .... just woken up and thought of some more: "Pass The Dutchie" by Musical Youth "I Feel Good" by James Brown "Woolly Bully" by Sam Sham & whoever it was "There's No-One Quite Like Grandma" by St. Winifred's school choir. Any Brits old enough to remember that one will probably agree (massive UK hit about 1980). "No Longer A Girl But Not Yet A Woman" (or some similar title) by Britney Spears "Man, I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain "Honey Come Back" by Glenn Campbell "Lucille" by Kenny Rodgers "Boston Tea Party" by the (less-than) Sensational Alex Harvey Band ... oh and I agree entirely with the poster above who finds Celine ...

• Songs You Never Want To Hear Again 8/19/2004 7:12 PM
  
  A few more have sprung to mind: "U Can't Touch This" by M.C. Hammer "Feels Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana "Jesus To A Child" by George Michael: truly a song to commit suicide to "The Way It Is" by Bruce Hornsby & the fucking Range "Wooden Heart" by Elvis "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen (despite being a Queen fan, this song has just been flogged to death ad nauseum for almost 30 years) "The Glory Of Love" by that Bob Etcetera bloke from the band Chicago "Chain Reaction" by Diana Ross "My Old Piano" by Diana Ross "We All Stand Together" by Paul McCartney & The Frog Chorus "Verdammt Ich Lieb Dich" by Matthias Reim (any...

• Songs You Never Want To Hear Again 8/19/2004 12:01 PM
  
  lemonaid wrote: I NEVER. NEVER. NEVER. EVER. Want to hear anything by: Phil Collins. Celine Dion. The Corrs. Mariah Carey. Just because something is popular doesn't mean it's good. A common mistake. I agree wholeheartedly on MARIAH CAREY and CELINE DION. Phil Collins and The Corrs I can pretty much take or leave. There was a song in the 80s that the band Foreigner did called "Say You Will" which got absolutely flogged to death on German radio. Your alarm would go off in a morning and the first fucking thing you'd hear practically every day would be "SAY YOU WILL, SAY YOU WON'T ....." ... and of course with it being when you were still half-asleep in the "twilight zone", it would sound 10 times loude...

• How To Speak About Women & Be Politically Correct 8/14/2004 1:49 PM
  

• are you ashamed (or very quiet) about your fetish? 8/14/2004 7:51 AM
  
  I'm an unashamed garterbelts & stockings man (on women - not on me!!!!!) I don't go shouting it from the rooftops or wear a T-shirt with a slogan proclaiming the fact printed on the front, but I have no problem saying so if it comes up in the course of normal conversation - most of my male friends know, a fair proportion of my female friends know - even my mother knows! And all (except one) of the women I've been involved with down the years have been more than happy to indulge me. So not a problem at all as far as I'm concerned.

• Olympics 8/14/2004 7:40 AM
  
  Zoid wrote: You've gotta be kidding me. Without going into debate about Bjork, I think you'll agree her music is NOT for the masses, while Olympics is very global event. It's just I thought she was out of place there. I agree completely - the Icelandic Pixie was completely out of place.

• Worst Rape Film (shock value) 8/8/2004 8:51 AM
  
  "Death Wish 2" "Salvador" .. though I can't think of many other movies I've seen with rape scenes in them. Never seen "Straw Dogs" that everyone is on about here.

• Oh damn, just what Porn needs, another black eye 8/5/2004 11:40 AM
  
  sir wankalot wrote: The amount of sex scandals involving politicians suggest they are the last people who should dictate moral values to the public. Absolutely goddam right!!!

• Red Light District VIdeo 6/22/2004 6:48 PM
  
  I have to passionately leap to the defence of the "Lingerie" series. There's NOT ENOUGH LINGERIE in porn these days, and any line that (for a welcome change) caters to us frillies fetishists can only be a good thing. I for one can't wait to get my hands on the just-released "Lingerie 3".

• To Tom Byron & Rob Longshot 6/17/2004 5:32 PM
  
  Who is this multi-posting clown?????

• Ever have sex with a blow up doll? 6/16/2004 4:17 AM
  
  nietzsche wrote: I dont' think I'll ever be desperate enough to fuck a plastic doll, thank you. Desperation doesn't come into it my friend! It's more a curiosity thing!! Allow me to explain: I was once with a woman who confided in me about two fantasies she had. The first was that she'd always wanted to see two men fucking. The second was that she wanted to see a man fuck a a blow-up doll. So I said that while I couldn't / wouldn't go as far as fulfil the first of these, when it came to the blow-up doll I thought "yeah, why not!" - so out we went and bought one! She had after all cheerfully fulfilled a fair few of my depraved wishes, so I figured that it wouldn't hurt to reciprocate a bit. Plus I have to admit a certain degree ...

• Question for Tricia - and anyone else really! 6/3/2004 12:59 PM
  
  picman wrote: What you're asking for is so simple and obvious that it will probably never get done .... I think that providing scenes at a fair price will beat the pirates at their own game. Floraman, I hope someone listens to you. Exactly, picman - that's what it's all about: The producers are still making money, the punters are getting exactly what they want (and at a fair price), and the pirates are squeezed out. Why is there such a problem with CD and DVD piracy? Quite simply because the retail prices of CDs and DVDs are disproportionately high. If they were made CHEAPER, people would buy MORE from legitimate sources and the music & movie companies would in turn make more money.