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• Shit in porn you don't understand 5/3/2010 12:59:26 PM
  
  I mostly watch G/G exclusively....straight porn has too many guys jerking off for my tastes :), but here's a couple new ones (I don't think they have been mentioned before) 1) I hate when there's a cut and the people are in a new position. Maybe it's just me, but I like to see the people actually moving positions...not just a fade-out and then a fade-in and they're doing something different. 2) I hate when toys magically appear from nowhere. Usually they are under a pillow or something. Who keeps dildos in their couch cushons? 3) When they don't show the actual penetration (be it dick, toy, or finger), but instead are zoomed in on a face or something. Of course, I prefer to see the face as well, so whether it's zoomed in on the face or geni...

• G/G porn is dead to me until i start getting what 1/30/2010 2:49:25 PM
  
  spitty wrote: In my opinion, the g/g videos are either too soft or too rough. I would like to see something in between....somthing with lots of intensity, hardcore sex, TONS of spitting, but LOTS of deep wet kissing and body contact, as well. That's the problem I'm having. G/G is either, what I like to call Torture Porn, where it's just abusing women (like Jake Malone) or it's too slow/soft (Girlfriends Films). I'd like an in-between. Some of Viv Thomas' stuff has analingus and anal at least, as does some of Marc Dorcell's (even if it's a bit artsy). Just almost impossible to find a merging of the two that keeps it hardcore but still erotic. Christoph Clark's new series "Top Wet Girls" is probably the closest, followed by a some ...

• Why do people dislike toys in G/G porn so much? 1/27/2010 10:06:04 AM
  
  No surprise that tastes vary, so saying "no toys makes a scenes" is pretty all-inclusive. I for one, do like toys, but only if they are used sparingly and not in a "jam the biggest one you can buy in as far and deep and as fast as you can" way. I prefer strap-ons (but could do without the girl wearing it moaning while it's being sucked on), or just plane ole' anal toys. Can't stand the double-headed dildo. I have yet to see it used erotically.

• Christoph Clark Thread 1/20/2010 1:25:15 PM
  
  I'm mostly into girl/girl films, so I am extremely happy (almost to the verge of tears) that Christoph has a g/g series now. Keep up the good work! Have not seen TW4 yet, but can't wait to get it. One thing TW3 (I think it was 3) had in it was a little lactation. Unfortunately this was only explored briefly (at least in the US release), and I'd love to see some more. Edited by - evilmonkey on 1/20/2010 1:26:00 PM

• Porn with girls in everyday clothes? 1/20/2010 1:05:06 PM
  
  I mostly only watch girl/girl stuff, but Girlfriends Films and the like use normal clothes. Viv Thomas comes to mind as well. I too am tired of every scene blending into each other, and all the girls dressing the same. What I really can't stand the "chubby" girls squeezing into the fishnets or fetish gear that are at least 1 or 2 sizes too small. I'm usually thinking something like "Hey, you wouldn't look so fat if those clothes were the right size so your flesh wasn't trying to burst out of it" Even in the rare occassion they try a nurse, tutor, business woman, or teacher scene, the outfits are still the fetish version of all those things. A woman in a "real" business outfit would be nice for a change. Looking...

• XBox Live Marketplace help 1/8/2010 7:28:52 PM
  
  I know this is late, but go into Rock Band (the game) and go to the store. Once there, you should see 3 or 4 categories (New Releases, Albums, Track Packs, and Songs I believe). In any of those you can do this: 1) Press the "back" button and it will change the sorting (this is the button to the left of the big XBOX button you use to turn the controller on). You can sort by song, band, album, etc. 2) You can press and hold the yellow (Y) key and it will bring up a menu where you can jump to specific letter or section. When you select a song you'll see options to buy or preview, but if it is also part of a trackpack or album, you will see option to view that pack or album (a clear indicator that you might save some money buy buying ...

• Fantasies you want to come true 10/17/2009 9:34 PM
  
  I don't post much, but the couple things I haven't talked my wife into doing (that would be in the "realistic" realm) would be: 1) Masturbate for me while I watch. God I would love to see that. I know she uses the vibrator (and possibly the anal beads) while I am gone because they magically move around in the drawer :) but can't get her to even touch herself in front of me....even rub herself while we're having sex. **sigh** 2) I'd love to cum on her face. 3) I'd love to film us or have her pose for sexy pics. We've been married long enough that we're both in it to stay and they're not going to end up on the internet. That's probably about it in the "realistic" or "it could happen" realm. I have lots in the &qu...

• Best Things To See In Porn (Directors Please Read! 10/16/2009 12:52:52 PM
  
  XXX Guy wrote: 1) More sex in nicely decorated bedrooms. Ambience matters. Cant say how many movies with beautiful women I did not buy because they were shot in a shabby place or on the ubiquitous sofa. Agree completely. I cannot express how much I despise the "all white" room (obviously looks like a rental or they broke into an abandoned house) or even worse, the white backdrop thing they do. I won't buy a movie if I see that on the back cover. I would like to see some of the filthy porn done today done in an erotic manner. Almost everything hardcore today is done in an "abusive" way with too-small fetish outfits shoved onto women...would love to see some gaping or a2m done without the whole "jab my dick or the b...

• sports uniforms 10/16/2009 12:42:43 PM
  
  I love sports uniforms, but only if they are "real" uniforms. Not fetish outfits that sortof look like sports outfits. Gimme a girl in a baseball cap and I am very happy.

• Good lesbian movie? 7/14/2009 11:27:52 PM
  
  tylerj wrote: Where the Boys Aren't series usually has some plot behind them, I would recommend the earlier ones in the series but to each his own Also I like the "Girlvana" series, especially Girlvana 4 was neat how they used a double disc with the Rich girl school and then on the other disc was the Reform school girls Girlvana 2 was better IMO, and I frequently watch it. Disc 1 was "good girls" which was just girls, not toys. Disc 2 was "bad girls" and had the toys, anal, ATM, etc. Anyways, Girlfriends films is good, but they are a bit "dialogue" heavy (sometimes it takes forever to get to the sex), but they do have a bit of variety (anal, strap-on, squirting) even if it's few and far between. I ha...

• Girls I wanna see in a "Strap Attack" movie 7/7/2009 9:55:19 AM
  
  I haven't watched any of these, but the idea seems to now intrigue me (guess I'm expanding my horizons in my older age)... I guess I'm more interested in the strap-on being used on the guy, but having the guy suck on it or even ass-to-guy-mouth kindof turns me off (altough guy's-ass-to-girl's-mouth does sound like it might interest me). Does this series feature mostly the guy sucking the strap-on kindof stuff, or is it mostly just the guy being done in the ass?

• Jay Sin Appreciation Society 7/7/2009 9:48:48 AM
  
  Can someone tell me if Gape Lovers 4 is in widescreen, or is Jay still shooting in 4:3?

• Ass Gaping 7/7/2009 9:42:49 AM
  
  Lange wrote: Ramsey wrote: And that's why I don't want to buy any more movies from him. I hate all the lingerie, stockings and boots stuff. A girl should be totally naked in her scene! I totally disagree. I love lingerie - how can you not? <image> if they used realistic lingerie like that, I would LOVE it (even like the non-platform shoes). Instead, they use &quot;lingerie&quot; like this: http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files/2009/05/2fetish-weekend.jpg Lame....

• If You Want to Review Our Movies 5/20/2009 12:39:26 PM
  
  I'd review Sapphic Tales, since I am a bit of a lesbian porn connasseur....

• Gaping 5/14/2009 12:41:36 PM
  
  I kindof like the tighter holes that they have to loosen up. It's kindof a turnoff when Belladonna (for instance) can just bend over and gape or be able to shove her whole hand in there without anything. Generally I only like gaping if another women is going in there and licking around the gape (love the Gape-Lovers series). I don't really like the whole &quot;gape and then I'll run in with my camera all awkward-like and zoom in all fast with my camera shaking all around before the gape disappears&quot; stuff.

• Breast slapping, Yes or No? 5/14/2009 12:38:19 PM
  
  Physical abuse in general, be it tit-slapping, face-slapping, choking, gagging, drowning, etc doesn't really do anything for me. Some playful spanks though are ok, but I don't need to see red bleeding welts or anything.

• Jay Sin Appreciation Society 1/20/2009 8:29:12 PM
  
  Just finished Anal Lesbian Sweethearts....great flick. One question though...is Jay going to start shooting in widescreen for those of us who have leaped into the late 90's/early 2000's and purchased HDTVs?

• Shit in porn you don't understand 1/7/2009 1:18:33 PM
  
  1) Music over the scene. Especially if it's the same 10 second techno-beat repeated for 25 minutes. 2) Spitting 3) Gagging 4) Slapping/abuse (I'm not talking about playful spanking) 5) Heads in toilets or under water...yeah, drowning is not very sexy. 6) Stupid dialogue. I watched one anal gaping scene where the girl said (literally) &quot;Yes, peer deep into my soul!&quot; I think that was Boundaries 2 if I remember right. 7) When the girls moan throughout the entire scene. You know..breathe in, moan, breathe in, moan, breathe in, moan, breathe in, moan...etc. 8) Platform shoes, fetish outfits. 9) How guys jerk off in every movie. Much like real life, I don't want to see that.

• What happened to the storyline? 12/15/2008 11:52:26 AM
  
  john lyons wrote: Storylines do exist. but not in nearly as great of a quantity or quality (in most instances) as they did 25+ years ago. Blame video, the internet, and the general homogenization of cinema. To expand on my earlier comment, I'll just say I don't really care so much about features I guess. I just prefer a short setup to the scene (even if it's cheesy). For example (I am into G/G so I'll use that), you can have a great scene that fades into them making out. It's ok to watch. Now, put on a 1 minute intro (be it a seduction at a laundromat or two roommates or pretty much any setup) and all of a sudden there's a reason for them to be having the sex. All it costs is one minute, and makes the scene a lot hotter to me, and I get in...

• What happened to the storyline? 12/15/2008 9:27:24 AM
  
  witling wrote: I actually would prefer vignettes where there is just enough story and dialogue to establish the characters and their relationship before they get down to business. The setup can be silly and cheesy, as long as there is some effort. I used to watch porn also for the comedy value (bad acting, silly lines). Nowadays I don't have much patience for porn features - especially if the sex scenes are too long and seem unnaturally glued on top of a thin, derivative plotline. That's my favorite kind as well. The setup can be cheesy, but even a cheesy reason for having sex is better than no reason (i.e. fading into the couple making out for no reason). I hate the interview and the dancing setup. Might as well just include the director ...