Edward James Almost

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Date Joined: July 2006
Location: "You play an evil demon summoned from hell to clean out this meth lab."
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  • POSITIVE changes in porn in the past 89 years 10/15/2006 3:58:54 PM
    The production quality is finally... quality. 70s-90's porn BLOWS for this... blurry crap. And simliar to what Pagoda said... its nice to not see Max Harcore/Ed Powers/Ron Jeremy or any of the high percentage of pathetic looking dudes in porn from back in the day. Nothing worse than some out of shape shrimp dicked dude on top of a good looking girl who would have ZERO chance with that chick were it not for the $$$ she was being paid. Seriously, Ed Powers is vomit incarnate. Not to mention the BORING ass lame plots that people tried to put into movies back in the day... I know its porn, but its really sad almost ALL porn actors have the ability of most 3rd graders, or worse. Edited by - edward james almost on 10/15/2006 4:00:25 PM
  • your woman flashing some skin/ogling other ladies 10/14/2006 2:52:02 PM
    "who likes their wives/girlfriends dressing sexy and slutty when going to dinner?" Nothing gets me hornier than slutty wives/girlfriends/hotwives/cuckolds stuff... scandalous!
  • Most orgasmic girls 10/9/2006 3:08:59 PM
    Missy Monroe cums so often, with such great intensity... and squirting as well... she should be considered a gold medalist in the Pornographic Olypics. I wish she was on the box cover of Weedies.
  • looking for hot mexican women 10/7/2006 6:36:46 PM
    BSD wrote: Friends - Luscious Lopez, Sophia Costello. Both are hot Mexican porn girls. Victoria Lan, Jasmine Byrne, Marquetta Jewel are nice porn girls that are of other Hispanic extractions. BSD Luscious and Sophia are some of my top girls!! The behinds on these women! Other latina favorites Ice LaFox (Puerto Rican, Mexican and Italian?) Mercedes Ashley (Puerto Rican) Havana Ginger (half Cuban half Creole) Alexis Amore (Peruvian) Shy Love (Italian and Puerto Rican) Monica Breeze (not sure, but she kinda looks Spanish Mexican, like Luscious Lopez) Via Paxton Charday (Puerto Rican) (from scoreland) Via Paxton (Puerto Rican?) Monique Fuentes (Columbian) +1 to the people who said, Sofia Castella, Luscious Lopez, Jasmine Byrne, Sativa...
  • Has Viagra Fcked Porn? 10/7/2006 5:56:06 PM
    Dud on viagra > dud Stud > dud on viagra Stud on Viagra > Stud I like to watch guys fuck women as hard as they can...
  • licking assholes 10/7/2006 3:41:59 PM
    God damn I love to rim a woman. I rimmed my X for 2 hours, part of the time she slept even... she loves having her booty rimmed... I think its a sincere form of flattery too... lol
  • 18" MYTH 10/6/2006 3:08:55 PM
    I'd love to watch Falcon put it all the way inside a girl... :)
  • Dana DeArmond Goddess beyond measure! 10/6/2006 3:00:46 PM
    She was great in "Take it Black 4" w/ Rico. She took him all the way right of the bat and he had her SHAKING/QUIVERING/CUMMING in less than one minute... I lost track of how many times he made her legs shake in spasms... such a great scene.
  • How much does age decrease ejaculation? 10/6/2006 2:57:13 PM
    LubeNLuv wrote: If you want more volume to "share," one other way to increase volume is to work yourself ALMOST to orgasm an hour or so before you plan on actually having sex. Then let yourself relax and do it naturally for the big event. This tends to top off the tank so to speak. lol, I've tried this and it sorta works, but I last a lot less than I normally would, to the point where it is a little embarrassing... so hydration and argine look out!!
  • My girlfriend wants me to stop masturbating... 10/2/2006 5:43:39 PM
    I jerk off all time and I blow my load in like 5-7 minutes usually. [but I am ready for more sex in like a minute, then I last for 3-4, then back in a minute for like 3-4 again, its f-ing weird] Cant I just go for 11 minutes and cum just once!??! lol... Dont listen to your GF, you just have good stamina!
  • Soda 9/26/2006 10:06:11 PM
    I mix Club Soda with juices and nectars for my daily beverages... Lemonade Orange Juice Grapefruit Juice Guava Nectar Berry Juice the list has no end... If I drink regular soda, its rare... Champagne Cola, Malta and Coconut Soda are how I get down. I dont mind a Coke in a can a couple of times a month if it presents itself.
  • Hot Tattoos? 9/25/2006 3:14:15 PM
    I like girls with LOTS of tattoos or NO tattoos... Janine looks rad, what sick sleeves she has! I LOVE Texas Presley as well... sooooo nice. Thats about it off the top of my head... I do not really care for lower back pieces like Janine has, but her sleeeeves... mmmmm... then again I am working on a sleeve right now myself.....
  • if you hate Wesley Pipes..... 9/25/2006 3:07:23 PM
    dude looks like he needs to brush his stank ass teeth with all that crap on them......... what an asshat.
  • Penny Flame 9/23/2006 4:10:44 PM
    This bowl of Sensi Star slathered in hash oil I am about to smoke is dedicated to the one, the only, the truly amazing... PENNY FLAME!!! Getting baked and watching Penny Flame movies is just about the best usage of time I can think of.
  • daphne rosen 9/23/2006 1:52:50 PM
    I always thought she was really really hot. I was skeptical when I heard she had a boob job... she had such a perfect 10 natural hourglass body! But I think she is even hotter today... plus her ass got fatter, hellyah. Those eyes, lips, teeth/smile... she is gorgeous!!
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