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• Age You Began Mastubating 3/25/2006 6:26:40 PM
  
  i started masterbating around age 14. with pillows that is; it took another 4 years for me to figure out how to use my hand. i remember the first time i orgasmed, i thought i had broken my penis. i was sitting on a couch watching a sixers game while wearing my mom's red velvet robe with a pair of matching heels and i had my genitals tucked between my crossed legs. all of a sudden i felt this itchy stinging sensation in the nadular area. i jumped up and saw this gelatinous white stuff oozing out of my pee hole and thought, it's broken it's broken, god why have thou forsaken me, i know i broke all those promises i made to you after the last dentist visit but this is a little extreme ain't it.

• Do You Work On Your Car? 3/19/2006 7:01:12 PM
  
  no. i don't even know how to open the hood. the only thing i've ever done is change a windshield wiper and that was no picnic.

• Best time to get a BJ? 3/16/2006 7:44:07 PM
  
  on a day like this: grey sky no cloud no sound no stir earth ash grey sand. little body same grey as the earth sky ruins only upright. ash grey all sides earth sky as one all sides endlessness. or when it's half-price.

• need a name for men eating their own cum 2/20/2006 6:29:45 PM
  
  very good point. there should be some terminology for this most excellent act. how about 'regifting' or 'circumspewing' or 'mmmkaying'; cause after one tastes one's own cum, own might say 'mmmkay.' also, how about just before the girl spits or farts the cum in her mouth or pussy down to the guy, he yells, 'AVALANCHE !!!'

• Last good book u read or r reading? 1/19/2006 5:31:41 PM
  
  'funeral rites' by jean genet- a truly demented ride inside the beautifully sordid mind of the evil saint. 'hunger' by knut hamsun- i can't believe how much i enjoyed this after five readings. probably my second favorite hamsun behind 'mysteries.' this newer translation by lyngstad also deserves major props for sticking with hamsun's odd mixing of tenses and quirky, jumpy prose.

• Personal sex questions (must be 18 to enter) 1/12/2006 6:51:24 PM
  
  1> i have faked several orgasms just to annoy or mock loud neighbors. 2> i have never had to refuse sex to anybody, since it has never been offered to me.

• Mystery Cock of the Week 2: Evan Stone 1/12/2006 5:43:40 PM
  
  chris charming. but i think he has a greater glans to shaft ratio. damnit, now i'm going to have cock on my mind all night.

• Do you party on New Years Eve 1/2/2006 5:17:49 PM
  
  if smoking three cigarettes, making a mix tape, fast forwarding through 'troy', and masturbating into a sandwich bag consitutes a party, then yes, i am a party animal.

• The Worst Band in the World 11/20/2005 6:40:37 PM
  
  Pagoda wrote: Except Warrant. Even I had some standards back then. tell me, she did not just say that. not my beloved warrant. i warrant their contemporaries had more talent, but warrant had jani lane, a bandana wearing superman in all white. heaven.

• The Worst Band in the World 11/17/2005 5:51:42 PM
  
  the australian death metal band, sadistik exekution. they are the epitome of the word shit and what's more, they know it, revel in it, and have no problem calling their own music, pure bloody shit. in a way, they are so awful, so atrociously bad and unmusical, that they are to be admired for persisting in being intentionally unlistenable.

• How old were you when you first got laid? 11/15/2005 5:51:34 PM
  
  my mission to venus went awry now i'm too afraid to try a virgin i will die

• Favorite Jennifer... 11/7/2005 6:18:50 PM
  
  jennifer connelly is to/die/for. but the jenny i'd like to have on my block is esposito. that 'related' show of hers on the wb is fantastic. best new show of the season.

• What's your favorite kids' toy? 11/4/2005 5:54:29 PM
  
  <link> . i used to love eating ice cubes. in fact, i damaged my teeth from grinding so many ice cubes. so my mom got me the sno-cone machine and thanks to snoopy, my teeth enamel are just fine; of course, now i have to deal with decalcification from nursing my sodas; maybe snoopy can help me out with that too.

• Songs You Never Want To Hear Again 10/19/2005 5:49 PM
  
  'thank you' - dido everytime i heard it i visualized stabbing her in the throat with the corkscrew on my swiss army knife and then saying, your bloody welcome. anything by richard marx* * with the exception of 'right here waiting,' which is so bad, it's gone past good, back to bad, and ends up totally awesome.

• Your Current Favorite TV Show ? 10/12/2005 8:19 PM
  
  sunday- grey's anatomy monday- medium tuesday- boston legal wednesday- veronica mars thursday- everwood friday- what i like about you* *i just watch the parts with mary cherry

• Red Light Title Contest! 9/11/2005 4:57 PM
  
  if yan can squirt, so can you voulez vous squirter avec moi you piss me off i can't believe it's not butter no peeing allowed no cuntflow, no cash female cummunion pussyjuice dolls SOS: sisters of squirt girl spew girls gone gooey the goo-ru kajagirlgoo

• Post lyrics you've misheard or misunderstood 8/24/2005 6:40 PM
  
  TOOL - 'prison sex' - i always i thought it was: i need you to feel this i can't stand to burn too long release inside of me for one sweet moment i am whole but the line is actually released in this sodomy the real lyric is better. but i initially thought it was really kool that he's talkin bout taking an internal anal cumshot- something which has always made me wonder, would that make me whole?

• What foods? 8/14/2005 6:35 PM
  
  meat, poultry, fish, seafood, dairy products, bread, cereal, pasta, snack foods, beans, nuts, seeds, fruits, vegetables, beverages, soup, candy, clay; my ass is like fart factory.

• What job would you hate the most? 8/12/2005 6:47 PM
  
  male porn star. all those eyes on my tiny pecker, the pressure of having to keep it up for unnaturally long times, and to top it off, having to waste my cum on somebody else's face... mais non, ca ne va pas.

• The art of seduction ? 8/2/2005 6:19 PM
  
  to me the art of seduction is a linguistic one. most porn dialogue is horrible and is more in keeping with the art of sedation. therefore, i'd rather they just get to the coitus so i can not cum, and return to my ground state of hopelessness.