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• Older women/younger men 10/20/2000 1:46 PM
  
  Well, damn I guess I'm ahead of all the older fuck-ups. I've been in jail, have somewhat of a drinking and drug use problem, been treated for depression and obsessive-compulsive disorder and I'm 21. However, I'm in school and have a job so I'm not that bad off. Course I'm still a virgin and have never had a girlfriend and don't like being around people, but that's a whole nother story. Homer: They don't call me Springfield Fats, just cause I'm morbidly obese.

• How many people have you had sex with? 9/26/2000 8:04 AM
  
  0 ------------------ Homer: They don't call me Springfield Fats, just cause I'm morbidly obese.

• Plastic ass 7/14/2000 10:22 AM
  
  quote:Originally posted by Evil_Rip: So you're equivocating a sex toy to a girl? =O No, I'm saying I'd rather have sex with a girl then have sex with a piece of latex. Drew: Yes, I've seen the Real Doll before. Paying that kind of money for something like that is incomprehensible to me. ------------------ Homer: They don't call me Springfield Fats, just cause I'm morbidly obese.

• Plastic ass 7/12/2000 12:48 PM
  
  They don't look like it to me. They cost quite a bit of money, and I'd rather just use my hand or go find a girl. Fucking a piece of plastic/rubber (or whatever) just seems kinda sad and pathetic. (no offense to anyone on this forum that may have one) ------------------ Homer: They don't call me Springfield Fats, just cause I'm morbidly obese.

• Seriously..is that like supposed to fucking turn you on or something!?! 6/22/2000 4:25 PM
  
  quote:Originally posted by sonic: The most nastiest shit I have even seen has to be in Diabolic. The point? The slut slowly spits out the "sucked" cum (from the male)..and the cum dives the shit at the below slut's mouth whose role is to be baby bird who is starving for food. I seriously have no idea what the hell that means. I tried to decipher it, but can't. ------------------ Homer: They don't call me Springfield Fats, just cause I'm morbidly obese.

• Can you survive two weeks without doing the nasty (sex)? 6/21/2000 6:14 PM
  
  I'm with DeathIncarnate. I'm 21 and still a virgin. To me 2 weeks is nothing. ------------------ Homer: They don't call me Springfield Fats, just cause I'm morbidly obese.

• Anna on DVD? 6/16/2000 1:18 PM
  
  quote:Since when is Anna Kournikova Asian? He was referring to Michell Kwan, not Anna K. If we're talking tennis, then my vote would go for Anna K. and Martnia Hingis to go at it. They're both young, hard-bodied, and could probably go at it for hours. Damn what a site that would be. ------------------ Homer: They don't call me Springfield Fats, just cause I'm morbidly obese. [This message has been edited by dr_hypothesis (edited June 16, 2000).]

• Shaving your penis 6/16/2000 1:14 PM
  
  I did it back in high school and it was just horrible. A little trimming never hurts, but shaving... no chance in hell.

• Erotica LA 6/5/2000 10:40 AM
  
  quote:Originally posted by StephDunn: BTW - we picked up some goodies for all of you. I'll post more info soon. Mmmmmm, goodies. I really need to move down to LA or somewhere in the vicinity. Maybe I should start a petition to hold a Midwest Porn Convention or something. Must meet porn stars...Must meet porn stars...Must meet porn stars...

• Factory Seals 6/2/2000 6:57 PM
  
  I know they're good since you know you're getting a brand new disc, but I absoutely hate taking them off. They annoy the hell out of me sometimes. Still, I guess it's for the greater good.

• Review: Lesbian Cheerleader Squad (3/5) 6/2/2000 6:55 PM
  
  This sounds like what I want to see basically. Can't wait to see it. (wink wink)

• DVD to Tape Conversion 5/29/2000 3:15 PM
  
  Well some dvds have copy protection so you can't copy them. I think all the Metro titles I have have copy protection aka- Macrovision. I'm not really sure if you'd be able to tell if it was copied from a dvd or not.

• Due to popular demand... 5/13/2000 1:20 PM
  
  I didn't even notice this at first. Then I'm like, "Sex talk?" , oh a new forum. Good idea for a forum though. Especially since I need all the advice I can get.

• BJ Fantasies #3 - worst chapter indexing ever? 5/7/2000 11:08 AM
  
  I have #1 also, and each scene is indexed. They should all be like that, but oh well.

• Meet your favorite stars in LA on May 18 5/3/2000 5:01 PM
  
  Hot damn. Anybody wanna fly me down there so I can go to that? Please? My birthday is only 10 days after that. It would make a great early birthday present. Anybody????

• Chat Tonight - Tricia Devereaux!! 5/3/2000 4:48 PM
  
  I was gonna order an Evil Angel dvd and hopefully get that signed photo. Then I noticed their shipping charges. I quickly changed my mind. Woulda liked that photo, but I think I'll spend some money on food instead. $5 shipping for one dvd is kinda spendy.

• Nineteen Vol 25 - Bad authoring?!?!?! 4/20/2000 10:28 AM
  
  Sonic: Nope, I'm using a stand-alone Sony dvd player. Never had a problem with it before. The rest of the movie is good tell that scene. I'm bummin' right now.

• What non-Porn star would you like to see in a movie? 4/13/2000 3:34 PM
  
  I wouldn't mind seeing Anna Kournikova also. Thought I'm not sure she's 18 yet. Throw in Martina Hingis also. Their bodies must be damn tight from all that tennis. Must have lots and lots of energy too...

• Anal sex..Yes or No, and why? 4/8/2000 2:15 PM
  
  I love anal sex. (watching it that is) Usually when there is vaginal penetration on a movie, I fast forward it. That just doesn't do it for me like it did years back. (unless the girl is super hot) I also don't care for watching a guy eat a girl out much. (unless she is super hot) I've never had anal or vaginal sex, so who knows what I'll prefer if/when I get them. For now though, I love watching girls get fucked in the ass. Especially by other girls with dildos or strap-ons. Gotta love that wacky porn.

• Chloe Directing Features 4/8/2000 2:10 PM
  
  I'm a big Chloe fan. Have been since I saw the MTV porno special a few years back. She just seemed like a cool person. Then when I was finally able to buy porn I searched for movies in my local store with her in it. I better remember this chat or I'm gonna be pissed at myself. I've been so forgetful recently. Maybe I should put one of those yellow post-it notes somewhere, or everywhere.