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• The most beautiful Asian pornstar ever is... 6/27/2007 11:37:51 AM
  
  ANNABEL CHONG, DAMMIT!

• What happened to Jennifer Stewart? 6/26/2007 9:08:30 AM
  
  Heard she disappeared around 1990. Now I find she appeared semi-nude in a Showtime television program around 1996, per IMDB. Thought she'd found Jesus and married, then moved to the Midwest well before that.

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/22/2007 3:16:03 PM
  
  Not common knowledge? Maybe if you're retarded. E.coli is something they teach people about in basic science class. It's also most of the time the reason behind tainted food at Taco Bell, etc. (Employees don't wash their hands after using the restroom.)

• Mainstrean porn actress doing scat 6/22/2007 12:31:43 PM
  
  Rumor has it that Conquistador and Laurie Cameron Fan apparently have an extensive collection of scat photos and videos starring the two of them. And even some scat pictures involving beastiality, where a dog and a horse are shitting in their mouths. Word is they film a new one every night. Just a rumor though. You'd have to ask them.

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/22/2007 11:37:30 AM
  
  Laurie Cameron Fan wrote: DonJuandeMarco wrote: Or it could just be I'm so appalled that two losers like Conquistador and LCF have such pathetic personal lives that they've both racked up 2,500+ posts. in 2 years and half that means about 1000 a year for me or 3 a day which is a rate lower than yours in 3 days Yeah, but I'm posting far more than usual because I'm appalled at what utter choadsmokers you lame chickensuckers are. Go felch your grandmother.

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/21/2007 11:37:07 PM
  
  Or it could just be I'm so appalled that two losers like Conquistador and LCF have such pathetic personal lives that they've both racked up 2,500+ posts. Between all that typing and the spastic masturbation, you poor bastards probably have such horrid carpal tunnel syndrome that even your own hands won't fuck you anymore.

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/21/2007 3:42:06 PM
  
  And still no answer to my basic question. I think you should leave it the fuck alone and go pimp your obnoxious bullshit somewhere else... So again the question...does Kelly "Fuckin" Wells have a website, MySpace, e-mail, yahoo group, smoke signals or esoteric form of communicating with her fans consisting of lurid tattoos and ATM around the world? Any ACTUAL help would be appreciated. Thanks so fucking much.

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/21/2007 3:00:58 PM
  
  Being an asshole, I assume flatulence is your native tongue. Then again, assholes - those of hairy, sweaty men who look like Ron Jeremy - are probably where your tongue spends most of its time anyway. Edited by - DonJuandeMarco on 6/21/2007 3:01:13 PM

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/21/2007 2:51:13 PM
  
  And you didn't even take the bait and note I'd spelled "cophophragy" wrong...asshole... Seriously, man, you're like an inch-long dildo. Nobody has any use for you, and every time you try to insert yourself into the conversation, NOBODY's feeling you in the slightest. Looks like you have thousands of posts to prove what a blithering idiot you are, so I assume you have NO job and NO life, hence you only post on here between bouts of masturbating with tweezers and a microscope, now that the police have chased you away from the little boys at the playground. Or did you just move to Europe to evade prosecution under Meghan's Law? Go volunteer to be pissed on by Max Hardcore while his cellmate rapes both your asses, OK, you pathetic lit...

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/21/2007 2:41:56 PM
  
  WTF are fantasy's? You mean "fantasies?" Can't you spell, fecal freak? Has all that copoprhagy eroded your brain with the e.coli?

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/21/2007 2:27:07 PM
  
  Guess you can't be a dickless wonder after all, LCF...after all, how else could you sodomize sheep? And is it true you're actually an HIV+ transvestite prostitute in Sweden? That's what we've heard. But you asked WHEN you suggested I was a stalker, and I'm glad to reply... You responded to my original post like a dickhead: "Will she appreaciate that too? (NICE MISSPELLING AND LACK OF CAPS, BTW.) for many reasons I don't think so" And I replied essentially WTF is your problem? And then jokerca replied (and I paraphrase) that he thought you were talking about the stalker that Kelly Wells has/had... Which is what pissed me off... If I sound like someone else you've insulted and pissed off, perhaps the problem is you're just basically...

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/21/2007 1:24:35 PM
  
  Sure...so what is your avatar anyway? The gerbil you have permanently installed in your ass?

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/21/2007 8:51:22 AM
  
  There's also no need to act like a douchebag, as LCF did (though he very apparently wishes he was one of the porn stars' douchebags...) Smarting off to someone and accusing them of being a stalker when they ask a simple fucking question is something that indicates an asshole to me, and in the real world would get someone like LCF punched REAL hard in the face. This is why dickless wonders like him who lack the balls to function and interact with other human beings rack up thousands of posts on websites like this between bouts of spastic masturbation on their tiny penises, usually to bestiality snuff porn.

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/20/2007 5:35:27 PM
  
  Never posted here before, but I did lurk, and I've seen a lot of people get needlessly sarcastic replies, quite a few of which came from you, Laurie Cameron Fan. You seem like quite a dickhead. If this is supposed to be an information exchange, then people shouldn't be chastised for asking simple questions. I just was struck by what an utterly sarcastic loudmouth you are. The response, I think, wasn't necessary or proper. It was the act of an asshole, IMHO. You seem like one of those overprotective types who tries to impress the porn stars by acting like their personal security guard, laboring under the delusion that if you come on as Mr. "I'm SO totally NOT a stalker! Look at me protecting the girls!" then maybe they'll let you i...

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/19/2007 7:31:52 PM
  
  Okay...didn't know someone could stalk someone through a website or MySpace page. You know, most websites just have photos and videos of the starlet, and MySpace pages have block functions. Why is it every question on this place gets some tool rushing to give a smartassed answer?

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/19/2007 7:07:06 PM
  
  I'm sorry...What's your problem? Is there something inherently wrong in asking if a girl has an official website or MySpace page? I know Janine has one, as does Flick Shagwell. Is there something about these which traumatizes Ms. Wells in some way that I just didn't know about? What a wanker. If you can't contribute anything useful, do shut up, please... Edited by - DonJuandeMarco on 6/19/2007 7:15:15 PM Edited by - DonJuandeMarco on 6/19/2007 7:15:47 PM

• Does Kelly Wells have a website, e-mail or MySpace 6/19/2007 6:43:45 PM
  
  Any information would be appreciated. Thank you.