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• Mystery Babe of the Week 140: Anastasia Blue 1/2/2006 1:11:38 PM
  
  Fuck you Walter. What the fuck are you doing, you pussy. You call this a mystery babe? She was guessed already witin 10 minutes after you posted the picture. You are so pathetic. Edited by - Doctor Evil on 1/2/2006 1:18:29 PM

• Mystery Babe of the Week 139: Gabriella Banks 12/28/2005 3:29:50 PM
  
  AS ruler of the known and unknown universe, I am above the law. Bwahahahahaha!! I STILL RULE.

• What Direction For Porn In 2006 12/28/2005 6:24:17 AM
  
  I am taking over the porn biz. All boobs and asses are belong to me as it is anyway. Expect lots of hot light bulbs up girls' asses. My irresistible slogan will be: To Infinity and Beyond."

• Mystery Babe of the Week 139: Gabriella Banks 12/27/2005 12:43:47 PM
  
  Voyeur32 wrote: Dr. Evil is scared and on the run. He can't take us on by himself so he feels the need to clone himself so he has someone to have his back. Secondly, and most important is the cowardice he's showing with this new rule. If he was as confident of his evilness and powers he'd never have posted this new rule #9. What's the matter punk, afraid someone might guess your mystery babe? Feel the need to limit us whenever possible? True evil would challenge all comers not hide behind rules. I'm calling you out. Feeling froggy? It's on! <link> Amazing. Suppressing traumatic events so you can cope with your pathetic little lives. Tsk... tsk... tsk... I RULE !!

• Mystery Babe of the Week 139: Gabriella Banks 12/26/2005 8:56:44 PM
  
  We don't need Rule #9 to know you can't ever win. We already have Rule #6 for that.

• Mystery Babe of the Week 139: Gabriella Banks 12/26/2005 8:51:32 PM
  
  Listen up, you pussies. Check out the <link> immediately if not sooner. A new rule has been made, rule #9. IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT MYSTERY BABE RULE OF ALL. So, GET TO IT !!!

• The Nonsense Thread 12/23/2005 8:18:11 AM
  
  Ivory wrote: Oho, &quot;a cameltoe pic&quot;? Any ol' cameltoe pic, I take it. Well, here you go then! <link> And people call me Evil, while I am just your extra-ordinary benevolent ruler of the world, master of all camel toes. A punishment should be meted out to the evil temptress called Ivory. No more soap for the vicious vixen in 2005. I have spoken, let it be done.

• Pagoda is great! 12/19/2005 3:52:55 PM
  
  Redish wrote: Damnit people, at this rate, Pagoda's head should reach the upper atmosphere by the New Year. Pffffttt... I am greater. Of course, I am THE greatest. Great. Greater, Doctor Evil.

• My strap on dream come true. 12/15/2005 7:27:32 PM
  
  Devinn, have you ever considered shooting a scene with Walter Burns? The guy is getting desperate over here. He is at least as cuddly as the chimp in your avatar, if not more so. Of course, I have to admit that the chimp has way more personality than Walter, and I would also give the notch to the chimp in the looks department. So what do you sa... Yeah, what's up Walter? I'm already pleading your case, dammit. ... What? ... OK, OK, I'll tell her. Devinn, Walter asks me to make it clear to you he is not interested in one of those strap-on contraptions. I believe he is a little anal about such matters. GOD DAMN. What am I doing here? Am I really asking Devinn for this favor? DAMN. I AM DOCTOR EVIL. I don't ask, I command. Suck Walter's c...

• AVN Awards Are Worthless! 11/27/2005 7:37:58 PM
  
  The only awards that mean anything at all are the DEPAs. And of yeah, 'everyone but me is wrong. The end.'

• How old were you when you first got laid? 11/15/2005 12:28:39 PM
  
  GirlinDC wrote: Pretty nice choice for a boy. Too bad it didn't really do anything for me. Of course not. He wasn't me . So naturally, the boy didn't have a chance.

• Mystery Babe of the Week 130: Jean Afrique 10/27/2005 1:45 PM
  
  Are you calling me dumb? Are you? ARE YOU? Of course I am a take-charge-kinda DOM. Hell, don't you know I own all asses? NOW, WHERE ARE THE SWAGS?

• Mystery Babe of the Week 130: Jean Afrique 10/27/2005 1:36 PM
  
  Hey, hey, what is this? This ain't no social club! Less talk, more SWAGs. NOW!

• Mystery Babe of the Week 130: Jean Afrique 10/27/2005 12:26 PM
  
  OK, I guess I must be getting soft in my old age. I am actually starting to feel just a little bit sorry for all you clueless bitches... nah, I can't pull this off with any credibility, can I? Especially now that I had to find this thread on the second page YET AGAIN. So, back in character now: Bwahahahahaha!!! You all really suck. You force me to post an easy picture. Hell, you can see her face in the fifth picture. And still, I doubt any of you will guess her. <link> Before you make your guess, take a moment to read the <link> . You may also use <link> to rule out certain guesses you might be tempted to make. Thanks for playing. AND REMEMBER FOR A SECOND TIME: ONE SWAG PER POST.

• The Nonsense Thread 10/26/2005 7:46 PM
  
  That will not be necessary. Since everything -- including all asses -- already belongs to me, there is no need to label what is mine.

• The Nonsense Thread 10/26/2005 2:48 PM
  
  That's right. All asses belong to me. Especially if they belong to bitches and pussies.

• Mystery Babe of the Week 130: Jean Afrique 10/26/2005 1:24 PM
  
  Bwahahahaha! Nobody is even close yet. What's the matter with you bitches? Take a look at the fourth picture. Not that it will do you any good. Your SWAGs will still be just that. <link> Before you make your guess, take a moment to read the <link> . You may also use <link> to rule out certain guesses you might be tempted to make. Thanks for playing. AND REMEMBER: ONE SWAG PER POST.

• Mystery Babe of the Week 130: Jean Afrique 10/25/2005 12:21 PM
  
  What's this? How come I had to look for this thread on the second page? So, not only are you all bitches, but also CHICKENS. There are many more blonde porn stars out there that you might use as a SWAG. And believe me, SWAGs they will be, because really, you don't stand a chance of guessing this one. Not even with the third picture: <link> Before you make your guess, take a moment to read the <link> . You may also use <link> to rule out certain guesses you might be tempted to make. Thanks for playing. And for chrissakes, check out Walter's Wendie Swilling thread for which I gave a link in the first post of this thread. That pussy has been bugging for days now about the lack of cooperation on this board. Before you know it, he is writi...

• Mystery Babe of the Week 130: Jean Afrique 10/24/2005 11:52 AM
  
  I thought as much. You bitches bark but don't bite. You are pathetic. I don't know why I should, but I have posted a second picture. Not that it will help any of you to figure out who this foxy lady is, with you being such stupid bitches and all. <link> Before you make your guess, take a moment to read the <link> . You may also use <link> to rule out certain guesses you might be tempted to make. Thanks for playing.

• Old Film 10/17/2005 9:39 PM
  
  juha wrote: Walter Burns wrote: Steph said: I never measured the dicks that have gone in my ass. I knew I wasn't prepared to run a porn forum. Did she really say that? Of course not. Hasn't anybody here figured out by now that Walter Burns is making all these 'quotes' up all by himself? Geesh, he has been playing all of you for years now. And people have the nerve to call ME evil.