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• Grinder or pounder...? 9/20/2001 6:55 AM
  
  "left legger/ right legger"...... Grinding is an art and angles are the diversity. LOL Some ladies have the ability to "let you in" for that deep grinding by getting their legs apart while still holding their pubic/clit area at an angle to allow direct grinding. Then again, some get one leg further up which allows a little different grinding angle. All grinders and/or grindees are not created equal...... Personally, I prefer the lady to be a right legger since my dick curves to the left. But then, again.... I'll grind regardless...LOL I had this one GF who fucked like she was riding a bicycle..... moving one leg up at a time (in very nice rythm I might add) which created this twisting action of her pussy. VERY differen...

• Grinder or pounder...? 9/19/2001 6:05 AM
  
  Legal? You might refer to it as smuggling for snuggling.... There was always a demand where ever I went .... damn those state lines.... I like to grind.... Damn, sounds like a song in there somewhere blondie.... Georgia Grind? Those ladies down there.... nectar of the gods, I would say. Honey runs out of their mouth (& pussy) when you grind. LOL They were always appreciative of a good pussy eating before the grind. As a matter of fact, that applies to just about all doesn't it!!! BTW, I never mess with those Tenn hillbillies.... only the flat-landers. Have to cull somewhere. Now, let's discuss the merits of "left-legger or right legger" fucking when grinding.

• Grinder or pounder...? 9/18/2001 6:11 AM
  
  LOL... dumblonde.... never thought of the Deliverence clip of the 'Su--eeee, su--ee' action...perhaps I wouldn't have referred to my fuck action a boar-hog huh? Actually, a girl from Tenn taught me the nuances of 'boar-hogging' but I used it in several other states. You're right, most ladies have related that pounding is most of what they get... The Grind as I will now begin to call it (lest yall get graphic imagery from some movie..BTW Deliverence was filmed in Georgia!!!!) is by far my fav and ladies seem to really respond. It allows me to take my time and pay attention to some other important areas. That doesn't mean I don't pound. Pounding just seems to be a mono-fuck... ya kinda can't do much else while you're pounding. Just like dick...

• Quiz 9/4/2001 8:34 PM
  
  Whoever made up this stupid questionaire was no student of Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs, were they?

• sigh... problems in paradise.... 9/3/2001 7:29 AM
  
  Wow, that seems a little different... having a guy who doesn't like the kinky stuff. Now that could be a relationship killer. Of course, I'm a guy doing all this talking but I like the kink and just when I thought I would never find a lady who was ok with various things, voila' !!!!.... there she comes. and cums, and cums. My personality has become more open with her and we enjoy all the phone sex, dirty talk, occasional dildos, etc. It is really just a normal thing to grow in these areas and it is sad that some just aren't allowing the fertilizer to reach their roots. If your guy is turned off by this, then his interest is not in pleasing you and that incompatibility issue is a very LARGE one and your sexuality should not have to suffer t...

• Making the whole bed a vibrator !!! 9/3/2001 7:15 AM
  
  Deaf??? LOL.... to go along with "fucking makes you blind...." Actually, these Rolen Stars are really a different sound and are not overwhelming at all... they mount anywhere on the wall and the wall becomes the speaker... but you don't see the speaker. Crystal clear and strong sound with low spl.... and no visible speaker. Now the shakers are something else... We tried out the two shakers that are attached to the bed and it was a marvelous sensory thing.... I had to disconnect them until I get them their own amp and then we will be definitely enjoying the whole bed vibrator thing a lot more. Definitely adds a new dimension to fucking. We had been trying to find time to fuck on the couch where I have 4 of the shakers and just co...

• Blonde Jokes 7/10/2001 4:43 AM
  
  LOL... thanks db..... I needed some new material for my pickup lines..... "The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat!!!"

• Do bears do it in the woods? Do they make sound? 6/19/2001 5:54 AM
  
  Great story.... Reading it I almost cum in my napsack..... but to answer the question...... yes, bears DO fuck in the woods..... we fuck, you fuck, everybody should fuck.... in the woods.....Hell, if it's in a common campground, you really want to be able to "beat your chest" the next morning to let everybody know YOU were the one.......LOL "The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat!!!"

• Blondie's Bar & Grill 5/24/2001 6:06 AM
  
  Diver.... sliding up to the bar, in need of some refreshment. Been a long few days with the move and all. Frijolies smell fresh and I know that pepsi is cold. C3 on the box and lets get this party going...... The move was exhausting, DB. Moving a residence is one thing.... moving a business at the same time is nerve racking....all done now so diver can come back to play at his favorite hangout..... "The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat!!!"

• A few words on pussy play from ... 5/11/2001 5:51 AM
  
  Having just re=read your post.... why did you use the word "dis-respectful".... I have never seen you use that word in reference to any of the hundreds of post here, regardless of their content. I kindly take exception. That makes me wonder.... do you really like men? "The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat!!!"

• A few words on pussy play from ... 5/11/2001 5:45 AM
  
  Luna, you may have misinterpreted what I said.... To restate: "fucking the brain" is making sexual smalltalk in a way to entice a lady. One of my favorite things is to exchange sexual banter with a prospective partner. I have often been told that I made my partner/s velly horney just talking to them. I love it. Ankles behind their ears is simply an example of a wide on. Why wouldn't I like women? They have half the money and all the pussy. LOL "The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat!!!"

• A few words on pussy play from ... 5/10/2001 6:14 AM
  
  I have cum to believe the brain is the most erogenous part. Fuck'em in the brain and you'll find those ankles a little further up behind their ears. "The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat!!!"

• How do You Feel When Ya Lick..??? 5/8/2001 6:19 AM
  
  Tongues are very sensitive, When I lick, I feel the incredible softness of the labia, the wetness of the inner lips, and taste the flowing juices.... All this makes my dick throb with anticipation of feeling the above as I slide it in....... "The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat!!!"

• What is the oddest sexual experience you ever had? 5/4/2001 6:06 AM
  
  Man, this was a memorable experience..... Years ago........ was in the hospital for back surgery... after surgery, was being kept on pain meds. Girlfriend visited daily... good-looking young blonde.... timed the nurses coming in and developed strategy..... Due to the surgery I was not very ambulatory... just kinda shuffled my feet.... got in the bathroom for a bent over the sink dog-fuck.... In my medicated state, when I found the "O", I fainted. To hear my girlfriend tell how she had to turn quickly, catch me while trying to pull her panties up, was hilarious...... The only pussy I ever had that was so good I fainted.... "The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat!!!"

• Blondie's Bar & Grill 4/26/2001 6:20 AM
  
  DB, that's great.... I bet I listened to that song 10 times yesterday..... sexy, sultry and paints a picture, don't you think. I was going to post the lyrics today for yall but you beat me to it. "I can see it now that red neon sign shimmering in the heat...." "Take the blue train on the way to Kokomo you can find me somewhere down that crazy river..." Usually at Blondies Bar and Grill.

• Blondie's Bar & Grill 4/25/2001 5:45 AM
  
  Twisted one just before I arrived at my favorite hangout, hoping DB had some fresh frijoles.... slide me a cold Pepsi and put a quarter in the box and punch c3....Robbie Robertson, Somewhere Down That Crazy River...... ....frijoles are good... fresh, and good company too.... the gang is mostly here..... "The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat!!!"

• Help! I'm horny, and I can't... 4/24/2001 5:29 AM
  
  Hi DB.... I got one for ya.... how bout.... wide-on coming....... at least for you ladies.... "The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat!!!"

• Interracial Dating 4/19/2001 5:35 AM
  
  Interracial..... no. But then again, I never went to school with anyone not of the white race, so exposure to other races was limited. Now I believe is it not the color of the skin inasmuch the culture. Other races seem to have their own beliefs and traditions that more or less clash with others. This poses more problems than mixed colors. I do believe we are born equal but as we grow we grow differently according to our environment. Some races demand their share and some work for it.

• Uncircumcised penises 4/14/2001 7:55 AM
  
  Circumcision is a hygene thing. There's three boys in my family, with two of us "done" and one isn't.... the uncircumcised one had problems with boise warts which is caused by failure to keep the "hood" clean which is hard to do consistantly. Furthermore, myself being "done"....cannot imagine the head of my dick feeling any better!!!!!! I've had two friends who were "done" later in life and both constantly busted stitches.....ouch!!!....until fully healed. Some ladies may not see the need to have their sons "cut" to me it is very necessary and have had all three of my sons done..... really no other choice. Yes, I am speaking from a medical point of view. "The angle of the dangle is ...

• Return To Dildo Mountin' 4/12/2001 6:35 AM
  
  Diver, on a road trip through California, decided to visit one of his online buddies DB. Arriving at her house, he was excited to see her..... tho her handle is DB, she certainly wasn't.... always fun to be around and they always had a ball. Diver knocked on the door a couple of times but no one answered. He could hear muffled music and DB's car was in the driveway, but still no one answered the door. Diver had called a couple of days ago and announced his passing thru so she knew he was coming. A small part in the front window allowed Diver to peek in. He could see the bedroom door, barely open and beyond it could make out someone..... "OH GREAT, I'll scare the shit out of her when I beat on her bedroom window" Diver thought. Ge...