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• Young men and porn watching 4/13/2002 10:40 AM
  
  Heh heh heh... I remember that age. When I knew it all and the world was at my feet, ripe for the taking. The continual questioning of myself and the nagging voice that kept saying "Go! Prove it! Show them!" That nagging voice has gotten me into more hot water over the years... I have had similar experiences to yclept's, although not as severe. I get it about once per week in my office. Unlike my office mates, I don't watch television, so the attractiveness of this week's contestant on Survivor is just not something I can relate to. Extreme sports, extreme porn, extreme music... Parts of life and growing up. You will mellow with age. At what rate and at what point you start is completely up to you. Personally, I just turned 2...

• Diville reviews give me chest pains 3/31/2002 11:02 AM
  
  I have to chime in here. I loved that review. I'm still chuckling over it. "There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. " ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• anyone seen Forced Entry yet? 3/29/2002 6:38 PM
  
  I suppose Ted Bundy could be described as "energetic" - Jeffrey Dahmer might have preferred "intense", but I wonder, when people get bored with this, what's the next level? Or, will you be satisfied watching this one over, never needing more "intensity" or "roughness"? Please don't think I'm making judgements, I'm just curious. It's a legitimate question. Am I wrong to be concerned about the escalation factor? Just a bit of background: I have a BS in Psychology and my concentration was forensic psyche before I became a professional computer geek. I don't claim expertise, but I can summarize my readings of the literature. To answer your question, Dumblonde... YES. You should be worried about escala...

• Anal licking anyone? 3/26/2002 11:50 PM
  
  DD, does she have a sister? "There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. " ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• Jenna Jameson = money hungery ??? 3/26/2002 11:41 PM
  
  I'm going to have to revise my standard question... "If you were crowned Evil Empress for a day..." "There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. " ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• WANTED ! red-headed porn actress :) 3/18/2002 11:40 PM
  
  You might want to check out Melissa Hill. A quick search on Five Star came up with 56 titles. I personally saw her in <link> and Bad Wives. She was excellent in Bad Wives in a scene with Steven St. Croix and Stephanie Swift (IIRC), I think she/they earned an award for it. Alas, these are both Vivid discs. The Bad Wives disc is Multi-Angle. You can find the ADT list of <link> if you look in the right place. &quot;There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. &quot; ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• Ron Jeremy is.......WONDERFUL!!! 3/18/2002 11:21 PM
  
  He's shown up in a surprising number of mainstream films. If you didn't catch him in The Boondock Saints , I highly recommend you rent the movie. Reindeer Games ? Did anyone see this film? I sure didn't... Detroit Rock City ? Okay, I need to see more movies, obviously... The difficult part is looking at <link> and trying to decipher which ones are porn and which ones are mainstream. I got really confused when I saw Orgazmo . &quot;There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. &quot; ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• Anal licking anyone? 3/11/2002 9:54 PM
  
  &quot;Mud Slide&quot;?? (ducking and running...) Personally, I like getting my date nice and buzzed on cocktails and then having wild monkey sex with her. I call it a &quot;Rum and Poke&quot;. &quot;There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. &quot; ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• seesaw maneuver? 3/11/2002 9:42 PM
  
  The only place I've see this done is in the ancient movie Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask . During the brief skit on the Sexual Olympics, the French team pulls this maneuver. IIRC, this really only works on a table where you can swing your legs. Start by having sex with you on your knees, back straight and perpendicular to the ground (kind of like those martial arts movies when they kneel in a dojo). She's facing you and has her legs wrapped around your waist. She then straightens her legs and leans back. The man leans forward, following her as she tips back to put her head on the floor and her legs straight out behind you. Swing back the other way, pulling her up and lean back until your head touches the flo...

• Who would want it more? 3/11/2002 9:34 PM
  
  On the converse side of what Hardz said, if you really want a man to love you and stick around, compliment the size of his dick. It doesn't have to be obvious. As an amusing sidenote, one of the more interesting liasons I had with a lady much older than myself had just such a compliment. I slid home, her eyes got really wide and she said &quot;Wow, I bet you have big feet, too!&quot; &quot;There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. &quot; ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• Is too much crappy porn bad for a reviewer? 3/11/2002 9:27 PM
  
  From dumblonde: quote: DARKMAGE IS BACK!!! YAY!!! Stop! You'll make me blush! quote:I hope you're not just teasing us, DM. We've missed you.I figured you probably found a swallower, or does the quest continue? Hey, I thought you liked being teased... Hah! No, I think I'm back for a while this time. I moved out of the old place that had the roommate. Not that I'm embarrassed with my reviewing duties, but having my female roommate possibly walk into the house while I'm reviewing porn in the living room kind of put a damper on things. There were other issues, but I'd rather not get into that right now. Catch me during a chat and I might tell you. However, now I'm without roommate and without girlfriend and without what I like to call &quot;...

• What's Your Ideal Masturbation Duration? 3/10/2002 10:54 PM
  
  From KimiLixx: quote:An hour to an hour and a half? TWENTY MINUTES? Oh my gosh, if it takes more than 2 or 3 minutes I give up and go find something else to do. Ideal time - less than a minute. After all, if it takes very long, I must not be into it - right? Kimi - Try to think of it this way: If it feels good, why would you want it to be over quickly? :) &quot;There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. &quot; ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• What's Your Ideal Masturbation Duration? 3/10/2002 3:07 AM
  
  My ideal time is roughly forty seconds longer than it takes the girl watching me to finish herself off. Usually by then, she's regained control of her higher brain functions. :) Seriously, I think my ideal time is about twenty minutes. That's usually good for two good scenes on a VCA disc. &quot;There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. &quot; ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• Is too much crappy porn bad for a reviewer? 3/10/2002 2:48 AM
  
  Bad porn is just one of the reasons why I took a break from writing reviews. There were others... But now I think I'm ready to get back into it. It was relaxing, but I just don't have enough sarcasm in my life. Time to brush the dust off of &quot;The She-Male Trilogy&quot; and get to work! &quot;There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. &quot; ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• Who "watches" porn movies anyway? 3/10/2002 2:43 AM
  
  I watch porn movies anyway! I enjoy it. I think there is a lot of potential for a movie to have a plot where instead of thirty seconds of actors rubbing up against each other and pretending to be passionate, we can have twenty minutes of actors screwing their brains out and pretending to be passionate. If all you want to do it watch tab A sliding into slot B, then by all means, go for it. Some of us, on the other hand, would like to see what a director and some talented people can create when they don't have to worry about some censoring body deciding that they can't show what everyone wants to see. If you don't like the reviews that talk about the acting, you can skip that part, much like you can skip the acting in your search for more ...

• Where do you find someone like that? 5/28/2001 9:00 PM
  
  Heh. Considering I don't have anything serious at the moment, take this with a grain of salt: Friends first, sex later. You get better relationships and better sex because of it. &quot;There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. &quot; ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• Film Recommendations? 5/28/2001 8:50 PM
  
  Porn with a plot? Ooooh, my favorite topic! Magnet12 put forth a pretty good list. Allow me to also add: Flashpoint Babylon Thai Me Up Scenes From the Oral Office Still Insatiable Shock Good hunting! &quot;There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. &quot; ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• What is the purpose of cross dressing??? 5/4/2001 1:30 PM
  
  Don't tempt me, Drew. I'm looking forward to scaring the hell out of the men who would date my daughter (when I get around to having one). FYI - most transvestites are actually heterosexual men. Strange but true. I suspect is mostly the sensation of feeling pretty. Let's face it, mens clothing is not designed to make you feel pretty. &quot;There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. &quot; ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• cheating wife flick 5/4/2001 1:19 PM
  
  Stacy Valentine did some similar stuff in the Red Shoe Diaries. I'm not sure about the hubby watching, but it might be right up your alley. &quot;There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. &quot; ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]

• Impending porno strike?? 5/4/2001 1:10 PM
  
  I wish to back up Lee's post. My brother is in LA right now, trying to break into the scriptwriting business. According to them, two things are happening. The Guilde put out a week extension, which means the studios are scrambling to get work in and wrapped up before the strike happens. So more potential for work for the next week or so. Secondly, lots of the crew will go work in the porn industry to make ends meet if mainstream Hollywood shuts down. Expect to see a flood of cheap titles and possibly some new faces as the actors have to pay the bills, too. &quot;There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. &quot; ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ]