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• Happy Birthday Hillary Scott!! 2/5/2008 4:12:10 PM
  
  A belated and very happy one to you, Hillary. Best wishes and much sticky kisses!

• Last good book u read or r reading? 1/31/2008 9:44:38 PM
  
  [ invalid url ] Bourdain rules. Not so much for the toilets in Uzbekistan.

• The Nonsense Thread 1/25/2008 10:25:24 PM
  
  Hey, since when did The Fly Is Open return to ADT? Welcome back, mate!

• The Nonsense Thread 1/25/2008 10:24:36 PM
  
  Because I just wanted to say something here, that's why.

• Shower Sex Scenes 1/15/2008 9:18:23 PM
  
  Check out Jada Fire is Squirtwoman 2. Scene five, in which Jada gets it on with Lee Stone the whole time long in a shower. No anal action, but their intense chemistry makes up for that, easily making that my favorite scene of the movie.

• Bobbi Starr & Dana DeArmond: This Needs To Happen! 1/15/2008 9:14:17 PM
  
  OMG! OMG! The Porn Unicorn returns! Hooooooooaaaaaaahhhh!!! Welcome back, babe.

• Happy Birthday Trina Michaels 1/14/2008 11:04:26 PM
  
  Happy belated to an awesomely hot chick that I had the pleasure of meeting for the first time at last year's Erotic Exotic Ball & Expo.

• Happy birthday Tricia Devereaux! 1/14/2008 10:58:57 PM
  
  A belated happy birthday to you, Tricia! All my best wishes.

• The Nonsense Thread 1/7/2008 9:17:13 PM
  
  One week ago: I was gearing up for a grand ol' New Year party at Frisco's Ruby Skye. It was awesome. All that ticker tape flying everywhere...the Crystal Method DJ'ing...not to mention complimentary dinner, champagne, and Red Bull all around. And for those who stayed late, free breakfast! One week later: I'm nursing a bad throat and chest cold right now. Not awesome.

• The Nonsense Thread 12/26/2007 8:53:28 PM
  
  matchmaker wrote: cursive wrote: I just had some egg nog for the first time ever recently. So that's what it tastes like? I expected more of a buzz. Happy holidays, Cursive! Was there alcohol in it or no alcohol? I don't think there was any booze in it. It tasted like melted vanilla ice cream and custard mixed together. Kinda blech, but I managed to finish it. I had some good frosted rum cakes that day, and there was no milk in the house. Happy Holidays to you too, Match!

• The Nonsense Thread 12/25/2007 11:44:39 PM
  
  I just had some egg nog for the first time ever recently. So that's what it tastes like? I expected more of a buzz.

• Fake asses? 12/3/2007 10:10:15 PM
  
  They've (whoever they are, anyway) been saying <link> <link> (aka Mrs. Ice-T) got her ass done. I don't know about that, but I'm flip-crazy over that tushy. Damn.

• The Nonsense Thread 12/3/2007 9:50:36 PM
  
  Am I the only one here who wants that &quot;Happy Birthday Insert washed-up, overexposed, talentless hag's name here&quot; thread to get deleted from the premises post-haste? No, I can't be the only one. Skronk, you know I heart you. A lot. Just not today.

• AVN Director of Year Nominees 12/3/2007 9:30:40 PM
  
  Go Master of the Fuck Slaves, Jake Malone! I'll also settle for Manuel, Darkko, or William H.

• AVN Female Performer of Year Nominees 12/2/2007 10:59:17 PM
  
  Take out all the under-contract girls (except Stormy, the only contract girl who's done the most, IMO), Sunny Lane, and Amy Ried and put in Gianna, Roxy DeVille, Harmony, Chelsie Rae, Lexi Love, Dana DeArmond, and Sandra Romain and that would be my shortlist for FPOY. This year's list hurts my eyes. I can't look at that without cringing. My predictions have been mucked up! Nevertheless, I'll be happy if Brianna, Jada, Sasha, Jenna, Rebeca, or Annette wins the thing.

• AVN Best New Starlet Nominees 12/2/2007 10:43:10 PM
  
  If it's true that there's a curse to winning this award, then none of them. (And I mean that in the nicest way, btw.) No porn girl deserves a career jinx.

• The Nonsense Thread 11/13/2007 10:26:28 PM
  
  Thanks, jrsl76! I wuv Latinas, too. Ah yes, I can smell the boob sweat in the air tonight.

• Alexis Texas Vs Jenny Hendrix 11/12/2007 10:35:08 PM
  
  They both got booties I'd love to be smothered by, but looks and performance-wise, Jenny's got it. I'm starting to dig that chick.

• The Nonsense Thread 11/12/2007 9:41:25 PM
  
  Awwww, that's cute...Kami's cats are looking at my butt. The other day, I used up the last of my deodorant on one of my underarms, so I had to use a different deodorant for the other. So both of my armpits may have smelled different, but at least they both smelled so good. Secret's French Lavender! In Clear Gel form! Good stuff.

• The Nonsense Thread 11/6/2007 10:00:23 PM
  
  After reading some oldie threads in Polls, I really miss those Porn Star Deathmatch games. Even if Monica Sweetheart always wound up as the winner of those things.