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• The Nonsense Thread 3/12/2011 10:28:36 PM
  
  I mean that in a completely "I love you, man" way. Where the fuck is everybody, anyway? Why is shit I said a week ago still on the first couple of pages? Fucking sad. I guess nobody can type and jerk at the same time. Take a break, jerkoffs! There's more to life than your pud! I think.

• Male anal satisfaction 3/12/2011 10:24:23 PM
  
  Other hole? What's the other hole? Oh .. never mind. I was thinking ears and shit. My bad.

• The Nonsense Thread 3/12/2011 10:20:16 PM
  
  Redish wrote: cobalt60 wrote: Not yet 40 and reeking of Ultra Strength Ben-Gay. Oh, the humanity. I was young once and loved, to quote a friend. You 40 yet fucker? Yep! And fuck every last God damn one of you.

• Quote of the moment 3/5/2011 4:28:12 PM
  
  "Where's my seven gram rock?" ~Cobalt60

• sloppy head and gagging 3/5/2011 4:18:36 PM
  
  [takes a bow]...tough fucking crowd these days...but I'll take it. Even warlocks need an audience, otherwise a tree falls in the forest and nobody fucking hears it and then what the fuck? Edited by - cobalt60 on 3/5/2011 4:19:14 PM

• Quote of the moment 3/4/2011 9:13:31 PM
  
  "I'm Charlie Sheen without all the money and fame and cameras in my face. It's better this way." ~Cobalt60

• Male anal satisfaction 3/4/2011 9:10:05 PM
  
  Smoke a seven gram rock with me, Ted, buy me dinner and kiss me on the mouth first, and I'll give you a long story that .. oh, fuck that, I can't go through with the rest of that comment, not even as drunk as I am.

• Is porn affecting men's real-life libido? 3/4/2011 9:08:29 PM
  
  I didn't read a goddamn word of anything that preceded what I'm about to say, but on the topic of porn affecting my real-life libido, I'd just like to utter a vehement "fuck you" and go on about my lusty, passionate, ultimately more fulfilling than any mortal deserves life. And enjoy it.

• sloppy head and gagging 3/4/2011 9:06:12 PM
  
  Oh, I forgot LOL. Except I'm not fucking kidding. My mother-in-law jacks me off into my wife's whore ass that I've lubed up with cum that I made her vomit up. Because I've got satyr blood running through my veins! Zeus blood! The blood of Odin of the One Eye! Fuck. You don't deserve the excitement I bring to your boring, normal life.

• sloppy head and gagging 3/4/2011 9:03:37 PM
  
  Then I use that shit for lube for her whore ass. And make her mother jack me off into it. Technique tips?

• sloppy head and gagging 3/4/2011 9:02:29 PM
  
  Rabies? Rabbies? Rabbis? Haggis? I like to stick my fingers down her throat and make her vomit up my cum. Is that wrong?

• Porn/jacking off really isnt good for a LTR 3/4/2011 9:00:03 PM
  
  Delete it! But burn me some discs first, wouldja bro? Thanks..

• The Nonsense Thread 1/27/2011 9:02:32 PM
  
  Was it you? Was it me? Did I watch too much TV? Is that a hint of accusation in your eyes?

• Things That Make You Ask, "Why?" 1/25/2011 9:22:14 PM
  
  Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

• Your "Signature Move" ... 1/25/2011 12:08:36 PM
  
  I pin her wrists to the bed, say "now work it like your sister" and try to hold on.

• The Nonsense Thread 1/24/2011 1:49:16 PM
  
  Not yet 40 and reeking of Ultra Strength Ben-Gay. Oh, the humanity. I was young once and loved, to quote a friend.

• Things That Make You Ask, "Why?" 1/24/2011 1:24:24 PM
  
  Why is it so hard to find a decent Asian grocery in this godforsaken state? I think I just answered my own question. All I want is a nice bottle of fish sauce. It's not so much to ask.

• Cum in the Mouth of An Actress 1/24/2011 1:18:35 PM
  
  You know that game where you shoot a water gun into a clown's mouth? I'd like to see one of those with exchangeable heads and guns that shoot streams of liquid soap. And there'd be a "swallow" button you could push which would lighten the load enough to send the head shooting up past the competition. You could pick your own head before you played. That would be great.

• When ADT'ers Vanish 12/2/2010 11:36:26 AM
  
  Not really. I've got enough personalities as it is.

• Windows 7: Maybe not so bad 12/2/2010 9:59:03 AM
  
  Then give me a hug, you big lug. And I agree - maybe not so bad. But I'm seriously considering going Mac in my personal life. Not going to happen at work, so I'm stuck with Windows and Office and SQL Server and all that rot for the foreseeable future.