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• Please Don't Spit On The Crack!!! 5/4/2002 4:06 PM
  
  I don't know art. I certainly don't know porn! Good art is like good porn... it's in the...ahem....eye of the beholder. HoustonDon sings the technical merits of Wicked often enough to make me curious and last night I watched INSIDE PORN. There was a lot to delight from the TV Guide look-alike cover art to the Inside Edition parody. I laughed out loud at the jokes and enjoyed most everything about the movie except for one HUGE turnoff. Please, please don't spit in the crack as a means to lubrication!! Uck! Gross! Gimme-a-break!! Spit, by it's very nature, is a show of contempt, not lust! Good God, why not just blow your nose on your hand and rub THAT on the clit! Hey, why not hoc up a nice loogie (sp!)or perhaps just a tiny barf would be as ...

• Reviews draw fire?!? 5/11/2001 11:23 PM
  
  Why do I get the feeling that Houston is in no danger of getting too many invitations to Christmas parties this year? I hope you keep calling them like you see them and don't bow to pressure. It's good to know that this site is supportive of you too. Have people complained to the site as well?

• Is there a xxx dvd that has couple kindness sex 11/2/2000 8:26 PM
  
  I remember well when the prevailing notion was that women didn't get turned on by visual images!!!!!! I used to think I was the *only* one that was so effected. Freak... I'm choosy about what I watch though and I much prefer the romantic aspects than the down and dirty wham-bam-thank- you-mam. It also makes me uncomfortable to watch a lot of the stuff that demeans women. Most likely one has to be at that place in time to recognize the difference between making love and just getting off, getting up and goin' home. ;-) I'm never again going to "settle" for a movie that doesn't supply what I'm looking for...life is too short to wade though the crap, and you may quote me on that one! Tenderized, battered & breaded in Dixie.....

• Review Question revisited 11/1/2000 9:10 PM
  
  >>BTW, I didn't notice any spots on anyone's penis in the movie. Granted, I wasn't l;ooking that hard at any of them... Take care << I don't doubt you didn't notice it, but FTR it was in the 2nd chapter the guy that the star watches through the telescope while he's getting a BJ from the happy-to-be-doing-it-to-a-spotted-dick-chick.... I dunno, call me a purist, but even though I admired the rigidity, the bumps and spots were a turn off not to mention the fact that it looked rather liver colored..... eeeuuuuu.... It's been awhile since I've seen one though, so maybe I'm just used to looking at my hot pink, latex lover... Thud. Tenderized, battered & breaded in Dixie... -ChickenFriedSteak

• Review Question revisited 10/31/2000 9:06 PM
  
  I recently bought Eyes of Desire strictly because of HouDon's review and I wasn't disappointed with his opinions. The technical aspects are important to me because I don't want to waste my money on crap. I'm not expert enough in the physical technics (and I don't EVEN want to go there, thank you very much), but poor sound quality and shoddy camera work and the like drive me crazy and make me focus more on the negative aspects than to just enjoy the ladies and gentlemen's performances. I was very surprised that Eyes of Desire was a good looking movie. I thought the quality was on a par with many a main stream movie too...I'd even go so far as to say that &quot;Missy&quot; is a pretty fair actress. The one thing that bugged me was the dude ...

• DVD Review- PURE BLISS by Erica Marshall 10/20/2000 5:36 PM
  
  I wish everyone would go back to writing their reviews, and Drew and Steph to making this the best place online for porno's. Play nice or no dinner!

• Dream Quest review defaults to Five Star? 10/11/2000 9:16 PM
  
  I'll be sure and check back, HoustonDon. I plan on reading the other reviewers too, just started with you because I like your handle and someone told me that you were always good for a laugh or two.......hmmmmmmm..... Thanks, Oneloa, I picked my handle for a couple of reasons....one is to, I hope, signify that I'm living in the south, Texas to be exact and secondly because &quot;they&quot; say you are what you eat... AND I'm not going to touch THAT one with a ten foot dildo! Texas has the best chicken fried steak on the planet, you know. I used to cook up a big old batch for my family for Thanksgiving! ;-) Tenderized, battered & breaded in Dixie... -ChickenFriedSteak

• Dream Quest review defaults to Five Star? 10/10/2000 9:35 PM
  
  HoustonDon, I must say I really get a huge kick out of reading your reviews! I'm certainly interested in seeing the ones you give good marks to, but oddly enough, I'm even MORE interested in seeing the stinkers because you make them sound like they'll become cult classics or something! Sort of in the range of &quot;it's so bad it's good&quot;....that way if someone buys it they can always tell their friends that they KNEW it was a load and bought it anyway to make their quality stuff look that much better. I appreciate your comments on all the technical aspects too and you have a delicious sense of humor and a refreshing perspective. Keep on keepin' on! Tenderized, battered & breaded in Dixie...