Captain Jack Sparrow
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Date Joined: September 2004Profile URL: https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/profile/captain-jack-sparrow
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- Quote of the moment 9/13/2004 2:27 PM "And if we part before we kiss, fear not we meet below" -sings Captain Jack Sparrow Edited by - Captain Jack Sparrow on 9/13/2004 2:28:28 PM
- What's The Big Deal ? 9/11/2004 12:28 PM I think Pocketcomb_Pimp nailed it. If you're not into black or white man just say it and it's all right. Of course as a pornstar you might scare away that portion of your fan base. Everything else like "black man spent more diseases" or whatever makes you not only a dumbass but a promoter of racist prejudices. Personally I think color makes the world beautiful, so I like wo/men of all color and ethnic backgrounds.
- Studios 9/11/2004 12:04 PM so 'Black Widow' is a sublabel spinoff from Private? sounds wise to keep the distance to these lowlevel amateur bukkake pissfests. Seems America spares nothing.
- Rough Sex Scenes! 9/10/2004 11:48 AM " had my share of brides around the world.." (hey, only ONE per gentleman on the brides, or would that be the disposable type you left somewhere or merely unidentified inflatables that went flat, ompah.) Ye obiously don't know a crab 'bout pirate brides, eh?' "Don't believe in numbers, try to understand." Okay, now you probably are not going to raise anything but eyebrows from boardrooms to psycho-analytic institutions with that sentence structure. Well, ye didn't get it landlubber. This was aimed at the comment about my number of letter-post. You only have eight posts you can't know a thing is about as good as an argument as telling a drunken pirate to watch his gramma. My sentence *hic* structure? What if I tell ye t...
- cock size of porn stars 9/9/2004 3:52 PM GaySatyr wrote: My observation is that in general, most porn stars are credited with having cocks anywhere from 1.5 to 3 inches longer than is the actual case. Ay mate! This gives new meaning to the word 'fish story'.
- Rough Sex Scenes! 9/9/2004 8:57 AM Kami wrote: I think its awesome that you have been able to join the forum and pass judgment with 8 posts! you must be very intuitive! Captain Jack Sparrow , if you please, miss. I knew youd warm up to me. Hey, at least I'm intuitive *hic* had my share of brides around the world. Dont believe in numbers, try to understand. There is no place for violence in porn acted or not. Beat yourselfs up in private life but don't annoy the world with this hate shit. If you want to produce first class entertainment y're going to have to do a little better than that.
- Makeup in porn ...... 9/8/2004 11:30 PM I like make up sex, it's the best, especially when you're both still mad. hate break up sex *hic* because when it's over I'm still sad.
- Need help naming a title! 9/8/2004 11:28 PM sunchen wrote: Hey everyone, Seems like our cleverness over here at DVSX is a little lacking these days. We need help naming a new title! The concept of the series will be about girls that love girls but also need cock as well. I forsee this is gonna be a major step in the evolution of adult fairytales. What about Kill Bill 2 ?
- Girls NOT so hot., but are GREAT performers 9/8/2004 11:26 PM Hey free-lance ethologist, how much rum do I have to drink until y're a ten? *hic*
- Girls that look hot.....but are lame performers 9/8/2004 11:24 PM Female sea turtles.
- Rough Sex Scenes! 9/8/2004 11:23 PM Choking and slapping brides? Whether you're into this or not, it's exactly that kind of stuff that gives porn a bad name. Don't whine when your government regulates the porn industry, thank the studios who put out crap like that. May they be the first to go! *spits on the ground*
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