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Why buy porn anymore? 9/14/2008 11:56 AM
Wow! You step away for a bit to go surfing and a trail marathon (which I guess I paid for from being a "leech"), come back and there's eight million spinning-the-wheels words. It's all so circular but I think I agree with "New Romancer" and "licker." I think there's a lot of people who are bitter and angry about what's happening and they can't do anything to stop it. "It's a brand new era. It feels great. It's a brand new era. But it came too late." You know what the current adult industry is like? It's like pagers. Do they even make pagers any more? No. Because cell phones do everything a pager can do and more (like actually place the call.) It's still up in the air if the adult industry can figure ...

Why buy porn anymore? 8/24/2008 3:45:33 PM
Clam Digger wrote: But the question does remain...what is the value add of a star like Sasha or Dana? I hate to be a killjoy here but I think most of the people discussing this are over, say, 25. And those 25 and under are going to decide where the adult industry goes. Some of us have never paid for ANY (or very little) media product. Don't take this the wrong way but those who are big fans of Jenna Jameson, Jenna Haze, Dana DeArmond, etc. tend to be older consumers. They have the disposable income to purchase the DVD's, subscribe to the sites, etc. Uhh...Evil Angel? Did they put out "The Fashionistas?" That's a great piece of art. VERY well made. HOWEVER, I'm not sure if it's connecting at all with younger adult consumers. The W...

Where the boys aren't 19 8/14/2008 4:15:21 PM
From Vivid's point of view, as long as they have a reasonably good finished product, they're happy. Hard core adult film fans may hate it, but I'll bet even the worst film in this series outsells and makes more of a profit for Vivid than most of their other features. The whole "Murderer's Row" line-up is very attractive to the average consumer. Several studios release films that have two or three contract stars in them. But very few release films that have ALL of their contract actresses in them. Vivid actresses are extremely attractive and look good/sexy on the covers. In this depressed economy, that STILL moves a lot of units (relatively.) Derek117 wrote: All the Vivid Girls (past, present) that I've ever talked to about him, s...

janine new tattoo wow 8/14/2008 11:10:24 AM
satchman23 wrote: Ramsey wrote: My personal opinion is I don't like seeing girls ruining their body with too much ink, I mean it's a body not a paint book! +100! Yes. But it's not YOUR body. If you don't like Janine's tattoos then don't buy any of the films she is in. I really think it's laughable how most of the posters here really believe the people they are criticizing give a flying what you think. Trust me. They don't. Janine Lindemulder doesn't spend one millisecond wondering if "satchman23" or "conquistador" like her tattoos. Tattoos to her probably mean something very personal to her (maybe even spiritual.) If you don't like them, don't buy her movies. I can't believe about five years ago an Adult DVD Talk Suprem...

Chasey, Chasey, Chasey... 8/10/2008 6:58:08 PM
bigfoot wrote: Howard - I applaud your openness. Those who attacked you here are so far beyond the realm of normal, I wouldn't give a second thought to the crap they spewed. Personally, I was taken aback by it as well. Jesus! You porn addicts are a bunch of whining babies! What did we say to "Hollywood Woody" that was so bad? Maybe a little bit of reality and honesty? Honestly? REALLY? "Hollywood Woody" is supposed to be commended for being "brave?" BRAVE!?!?!?! Do any of you REALLY know what that word means? If you admit 1.) That you're a helpless, weak addict. and 2.) Solemnly vow to only help those junkies who were really hot at some point in their lives. ...then you're BRAVE? Is that all it takes these d...

Chasey, Chasey, Chasey... 8/7/2008 8:05:51 PM
Is that one of the steps? What is it? #6? #8? Is it the 19th step and if you hit it through the hippo's mouth you get a free game of mini golf? You can't question or mock the entire "cult of sobriety?" There are several things the I personally think are out of bounds to make fun of but the Cult of AA is certainly not one of them. I live in the real world. Maybe you should too. Please educate me and tell me how AA is any different than something like Scientology? This "Alcoholics Anonymous" sounds like a HELL of a lot of fun. I want to hang with you guys. Why so serious? Maybe we can go out for a beer afterwards. Brian P.S. Listen. There are a lot people out there dealing with SERIOUS health problems that they had NO par...

Chasey, Chasey, Chasey... 8/7/2008 7:16:24 PM
Don't question any of "Hollywood Woody"'s comments. He's is totally not responsible for any action or comment he makes. He is powerless and must submit to "higher power." 13 steps lead down... Brian Edited by - Brian_Wallace on 8/7/2008 7:17:06 PM

Jewish girls in porn? 8/7/2008 6:42 AM
Aren't two former Wicked contract actresses, Serenity and Sydnee Steele, Jewish? Brian

Chasey, Chasey, Chasey... 8/2/2008 7:59:03 AM
hollywood woody wrote: Some people can smoke a joint, have a drink, party on the weekends or saturday night, and be fine the rest of the week. An addict cannot. It has nothing to do with will or mind over matter. We are not like normal people who can do that. This kind of thinking is stupid, naive and immature. Addicts always play the victim. "Oh, we have it so much worse. We CAN'T HAVE JUST ONE DRINK!" Yes, you can. The rest of us do. Just grow up and stop being a 4 year-old victim. So there are two kinds of people in the world? 1. Those who are responsible, intelligent and refuse to be a victims or use anything addictive as a crutch. and 2. Those who are helpless to control ANY aspect of there lives, are habitual liars, bla...

your dream porn movies that will never be made 7/29/2008 12:37:50 PM
An adult feature film filmed in IMAX. Or maybe just one scene filmed in IMAX. Wicked or Digital Playground could probably pull off one $cene filmed in IMAX. I guess with the economy and the other-end-of-the-telescope diminishing returns of the adult industry, I guess this will never happen. But could you imagine the press? A lot more movies are being filmed in IMAX now. Maybe, an R-rated edited cut of "Pirates III" or a cable version the next Wicked "Operation...Stormy" sequel. Maybe, it will be someone's pipe dream. An amateur production featuring all farmer's daughters? Did anyone see "The Astronaut Farmer?" Brian P.S. And, yes, I just saw "The Dark Knight" in IMAX last night which had me staring a...

The Judd Apatow cabal owes Stormy an apology. 7/26/2008 8:10:58 AM
There had to have been reshoots or Stormy's scenes were cut out a while ago because at the end of the movie, "Red" (Stormy's character's husband) says "My wife's getting out of jail soon." So that's probably a line that explains why we don't see Red's wife. I doubt if Stormy's cut scenes were of her in jail. I guess that line was added to explain why we never see Red's wife. Hey, if the general public loves Seth Rogan screaming and whining in a high-pitched voice, people getting endlessly shot and beat up and everyone saying "Dude!" a lot then this thing will gross more than "The Dark Knight." In my opinion, it's just dull, has a weak, weak script (I'm not kissing her ass again but ANY script Stormy ...

Celebrity Might Make Porn? 7/24/2008 10:00:13 PM
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The Judd Apatow cabal owes Stormy an apology. 7/24/2008 2:26:03 PM
Baggio wrote: Stormy not in the movie(cut scene) = Stormy wasn't good. Scene didn't work. Trust me. The entire film "doesn't work." Brian

The Judd Apatow cabal owes Stormy an apology. 7/24/2008 7:51:57 AM
I wasn't being all that serious in demanding that Judd Apatow OWES Stormy Daniels a formal apology. It should have been that Judd Apatow owes a formal apology for everyone who will pay hard-earned money in a tough economy to see "Pineapple Express." Brian P.S. Or "Step Brothers" for that matter. Seriously, are the scripts to all Will Ferrell movies written on a single index card with "AD LIB, YOU GENIUS!" written all over it? After seeing "Step Brothers" you know that 85% of that movie was just "letting the cameras roll and see what we come up with." Edited by - Brian_Wallace on 7/24/2008 1:31:40 PM

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Teagan... 7/19/2008 9:14:44 AM
My flippant post may be misinterpreted. I didn't mention Brett Favre and his current "unretirement" as a snarky parallel to Ms. Presley returning to acting in films. Nothing could be further from the truth. Teagan Presley seems to be a very intelligent, talented young woman and from scanning some of the posts, it appears she is in a much better, safer place in her life with her young children. I'm sure she's probably an excellent mother, too. It's just that the "Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame..." title made me think of the "Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame the Atlanta Falcons for Trading Brett Favre." All five reasons? Brett Favre. I LOVED that program. If they released every episode on DVD, I'd easily pay $40-$5...

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Teagan... 7/15/2008 11:00:31 AM
Reason #6? Brett Favre. Brian

David Stanley RISES from the dead 7/13/2008 9:56:38 PM
"The Last Rose" is David Stanley's final film for Wicked? If I were to direct/work for Wicked and like death and taxes, would leave acrimoniously, I'd do a self-referential Magnum opus parody about the story of Wicked Pictures. All that soap opera drama over the past fifteen years would make for a great comedy. Just the family tree alone is comedy gold. The amazing feat of having eighteen contract actresses and only two and half boyfriends... It would be bigger than "Pirates." Brian

Adult Film Stars in Mainstream Releases 12/27/2007 6:00:39 PM
stormydaniels wrote: BTW my parts in the upcoming theatrical releases "Pineapple Express" and "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" are not hooker, stripper, or pornstar roles. In "Pineapple Express" I actually play the lead actor's wife. Of course in "40 Year Old Virgin" and "Knocked Up" and "Dirt" I played myself, but I guess I had to start somewhere... I gave it a shot...you never know who you'll meet (Judd Apatow) and if they will like you and give you a better part next time. I congratulate you on your mainstream success. I think you're a very fine actress and have been quite pioneering. However, given your friendship with Judd Apatow, couldn't he have written you into "Walk Hard...

Out on the open road.... 11/8/2007 8:47:42 PM
devinnlane wrote: The days of naked me are long gone. xoxo Devinn Those are very sad words. The stars are dimmer in the world of nudity, tonight. It's Gtterdmmerung! It's like Damon Albarn saying he won't make any more music. Good luck with your directing, though. Brian

Ex pornstar Aria...interview with Luke. 3/26/2007 7:12:42 PM
babby wrote: This is one thing that makes me as mad as hell. im sick and tired of people who made a decesion to be a porn star for whatever reason. then when they leave, they trash everything about the porn business. here is my short list. 1.Aria 2.Jasmin stclair 3.Kendra Jade Im sick of them. you are out of the business, so move on. Edited by - babby on 3/25/2007 11:54:15 PM I think it's incredibly hypocritical for anyone to criticize someone's opinions on their former profession when they've never had any experience with that profession. All you'll ever be is adult film fans. You'll never be adult film actors. You don't know what Aria/Keri went through. It's like the sad, unathletic, overweight slobs who criticize professional footbal...