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• What's the one thing that will ruin any scene 4 U? 9/30/2011 10:45:02 PM
  
  David Cop-a-feel wrote: Female on male rimjobs. Have zero desire to see a closeup of dudes asshole. It wouldn't be so bad if the cameramen wouldn't insist on zooming in. There are certain things that just aren't meant to be seen in close-up, but pornographers never seem to understand this concept.

• What's the one thing that will ruin any scene 4 U? 4/24/2011 3:31:49 PM
  
  1. Male Spitting. 2. Bad Camera Angles - Especially that low-angle shot from between the dude's legs. I don't know why any cameraman thinks it's a good idea to make viewers feel like they're sitting on the floor between a naked dude's spread legs, with flopping balls and hairy ass withing sniffing distance. Save it for the gay porn, please. - Also, boy-girl cunnilingus should never be shot in close-up. Stay on a full-body shot, maybe with the occasional close-up of the woman's face. The exciting thing about cunnilingus is the woman's bodily and facial reactions. But I don't want to see a close-up of a dude's slobbery tongue and stubbly chin. - DPs should not be shot from behind. This should just be common sense. WTF? 3. Unrealistic (an...

• Any thoughts on camera angles? 2/22/2011 3:54:03 PM
  
  Mike Quasar wrote: Gary has shot almost all of our high-profile movies as of late - Sanitorium, Friday the 13th Parody, Psycho parody and the just Released Silence of the Lambs parody. The guy is a real filmmaker and we are lucky to have him. Thanks. Will have to check some of those out.

• Any thoughts on camera angles? 2/21/2011 3:37:20 PM
  
  Does Gary Orona shoot porn? If so, I'd like to watch his stuff. I hate the low-angle between-the-dude's-legs stuff that proliferates these days. The camera's lens is my eye, and I hate feeling like I'm sitting submissively on the floor with my face between another man's spread legs, looking lovingly up at his flopping balls. Also, I don't like it when the woman's ass is so distorted I can't tell if I'm looking at a petite spinner or a BBW. Handheld also really does ruin the voyeuristic fantasy for me. When I see the image jittering and the angle constantly readjusting, it serves as a constant reminder that there's a cameraman there, and that I'm not in control of my own vision. Plus it creates this uncomfortable sense of tension--even when ...

• Do goodlooking studs turn off the male audience? 2/11/2011 2:44:55 PM
  
  I don't generally watch porn to identify with the male. I enjoy beautiful naked women, and watch porn on about a 99.8% purely voyeuristic level. Therefore, I like the guys to be neutral as much as possible, so that I don't notice them. Either too attractive or too ugly draws my attention and turns me off. On the other hand, and somewhat contradictorily, I want there to be chemistry between the actors. Which is easier to achieve if they're at least in a similar league, looks-wise. So, overall, I guess I'd prefer the guys be plausibly attractive to be with such beautiful women, but not distractingly so.

• Rayveness retires (update fall 2012: she's back!) 2/2/2011 3:23:13 PM
  
  She's one of my favorites, and I'll be sad to see her go, but I can't really blame her. Porn's in a pretty sorry state these days.

• Short male porn stars should be fired. 1/28/2011 2:47:46 AM
  
  I don't mind short guys in porn. I've always wanted to fuck a woman significantly taller than me. But I can pretty much only live out this fantasy vicariously thru porn, since I'm 6'2".

• *PORN IN 2011: What would you like to see?* 1/28/2011 1:57:56 AM
  
  I'm normally indifferent to porn parodies, but for some reason I'm hoping somebody will do This Ain't Black Swan. Especially if they can find a couple of girls who've had some ballet training. Assuming they can dance, I could see Sunny Lane or Lexi Belle as Nina and Jynx Maze or Asa Akira as Lily.

• The ass, moments that make you go 'wow' 1/25/2011 6:20 PM
  
  It's a bit of a cliche, but I love when the camera follows behind a girl as she walks up stairs, and we see her ass cheeks wobbling and swaying. Probably my favorite example of this is in Bitchcraft 2 with Sandra Romain, and she's wearing these tight vinyl chap things that squish her cheeks together and kind squeak and strain as she walks. I only wish it went on for longer. Somebody should do an entire movie that consists of nothing but naked girls walking up stairs. It could be set in a tower of some sort, so the girls could just keep going up and up and up. Edited by - boob enthusiast on 1/25/2011 6:21:26 PM

• How to get into the Porn Business as a director... 1/25/2011 6:12:22 PM
  
  ninja1 wrote: The only way we will see different/better porn is to get different/better people making it. And get them to stop copying the other people who are making it.

• Porn is a dying industry. 1/7/2011 5:38:24 AM
  
  And all theses people on there who say "That if they made the sort of pron they want" they would buy it. Would they ? Absolutely I would. I do this with music and TV shows all the time. First, I download for free, and then when I find something I really like and want to support, I'll buy the DVD/CD/legal download. I buy a lot more music now than I did five years ago, simply because downloading fuels my obsession and exposes me to way more interesting music than FM radio or MTV ever did back in the day. The problem with porn is that, while I keep searching and searching, it seems that nobody out there is making the kind of porn I really want to see. I used to waste a lot of money on disappointing porn, but now I don't have to anym...

• Do the directors/camera men often get any action? 12/24/2010 6:45:07 PM
  
  Porn cameramen could reduce fatigue and greatly improve the quality of their product if they'd just invest in a feckin' tripod. Enough with the shaky-cam, already!

• Doggystyle lineups... any porns with this? 12/24/2010 6:41:47 PM
  
  I can only think of one scene like that. It's from an early 90s film called Rocco Unleashed. Unfortunately, it's not a great scene, because for some reason the cameraman thought it would be a good idea to film much it it from behind Rocco's ass. Also, the lineup formation breaks after the first couple of minutes and it becomes more of a typical porn orgy scene. I wish somebody would do a scene like this and film it properly.

• Porn That Makes You Feel like U R In The Same Room 12/17/2010 10:47:46 PM
  
  What I hate is porn that makes me feel like I'm sitting on the floor between the dude's spread legs, with his nuts flopping around in my face, and his hairy asshole within sniffing distance. Unfortunately, this accounts for most porn these days.

• Do the directors/camera men often get any action? 12/14/2010 5:33:45 PM
  
  I talked to a director about this years ago, and he told me most people would be surprised at how unsexy and unsexual most porn shoots are for those in the crew. No, actually, this wouldn't surprise me at all, based on the complete lack of sexy generally displayed onscreen.

• Do the directors/camera men often get any action? 12/14/2010 5:30:45 PM
  
  Having been a porn viewer for about 10 years now, I find it hard to believe that many of the cameramen and directors in the biz would actually have any interest in being with a lady. They usually seem far more interested in male ass and balls.

• How important to you is the guy fucking the girl? 12/13/2010 5:41:09 PM
  
  I don't really have any favorite male performers, and I don't care about dick size. But still the guy is very important in that there are certain ones I know to avoid: the ones who talk too much, the abusive & misogynist ones, the ones who like to spit, the distractingly ugly/hairy/old/musclebound/skinny/fat/tattooed ones, the ones who can't generate any chemistry with the girls, etc. Overall, a guy can't make a scene for me, but he can certainly ruin one.

• Asa Akira 10/3/2010 9:23:23 PM
  
  Boob Enthusiast wrote: Yeah, I know how you feel. Asa is indeed glorious, and I made the mistake of actually getting my hopes up for this one. But, I guess predictably, after having seen the screenshots, my heart sank. It's just the standard phony & exaggerated porn crap with all the usual ugly camera angles (lots of man-ass and flopping testicles), Wal-Mart lighting, and awkward contorted positions. I definitely won't be buying, and probably won't even bother downloading. It continually amazes me how an entire industry of porn "directors" are able to shoot women as beautiful as Asa having sex and somehow 99.9% of the time make it completely unappealing. I wish I could vote them all out of their jobs. But all I can do is continu...

• What are the things you dislike about porn? 9/29/2010 9:41:14 PM
  
  bubblicious wrote: I really dont like it when a girl is getting DP in cowgirl and her ass is held open the entire time. It seems like established formula to hold the girls ass open for the entire sequence whe filming CG DP. I think that cheek spreading is hot- but only when done in moderation, because it distorts the bulbous shape of the girls ass and stops her cheeks for jiggling as she gets pounded. In fact the forced cheek spread is so well established that I started to think I was odd and that most porn watchers found jiggling female ass cheeks revolting or something. But Amy Brooke's Gangbang Auditions scene is ripe with bouncing cheeks (probably the best ever) and I haven't heard anybody complian, so I guess I was wrong. If you like...

• What are the things you dislike about porn? 9/29/2010 9:38:19 PM
  
  duefuss wrote: If this thread continues much longer, it will prove that every thing that has ever been done or said in a porn movie and every person who has ever appeared in one has been disliked by SOMEBODY. Anyone looking in on these posts to get ideas for the porn movie that pleases everyone has, by now, given up and gone home. It's impossible to please everyone, but looking through this list, there do seem to be some things that are widely disliked, but which appear continually in porn anyway.