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• Not the Brady's XXX Sequel 6/24/2008 12:44:15 AM
  
  wusshater wrote: I completely agree that a Full House porn parody NEEDS to be made, and if there's anyone who would do it right and give it its due justice, it's Jeff. In the meantime, here's a clip we did of Hillary Scott as the Olsen Twins losing their virginity on their 18th birthday... Justin thanks for providing the link. You did a great job producing Spunkd and Hilary Scotts portrayal of the twins was spot on. She had their innocent virginity and foul mouthed lustful hunger for sexual intercourse down perfect. Some of you Full House fans may recall the series final where the Olsens actually appeared on screen together. In the episode Michelle suffered from amnesia after being in a coma after falling off her horse. After her family f...

• Not the Brady's XXX Sequel 6/23/2008 1:08:53 AM
  
  I am hoping Jeff will make a "Not Full House". Would love to see Danny (Bob Saget), Jesse (John Stamos) and Joey (Joey Gladstone) breaking in Michelle (the Olsen Twins) during her "its a gangbang 18th birthday party". The plot revolving around Michelle's 18th birthday and everyones excitement in them finally turning 18. Not sure if Jeff can get away with the incestual stuff but I think that would be quite hot seeing a 4 way with one or both of the twins. Thinking Hilary Scott and Bree Olsen alternating the role of Michelle Tanner as the Olsens did. Edited by - blackdog on 6/23/2008 1:14:41 AM

• ADT on the set of This Ain't The Patridge Family 6/23/2008 12:32:53 AM
  
  Jeff Mullen wrote: ...Not Bewitched XXX will be coming out September 23rd and we will start to show the first trailer soon but I still have to finish the music before we can offer it and that music is a bitch for me because it is all orchestral so it is taking a litle more time than I expected. More coming in a couple of weeks. Thanks, Jeff, Im looking forward to both films as well as the upcoming Brady sequal. Your work is top notch and the level of detail of the spoofs is amazing. I was wondering if you have given any thought of doing an Olsen Twins or Full House parody? I would love to see you do a spoof on the twins. The Olsens laundry list of direct to video films have a bit of that song and dance musical fodder your films parody so ...

• Porn starlet LaymeLynn Spears (ala JamieLynn) 12/21/2007 12:59:05 AM
  
  Now that Britney's little sister has announced she has been knocked up and has a bun in the oven I wonder if 2008 will see an up and coming porn starlet calling herself Layme-Lynn Spears or Jamie-Lynn Rears. I'm sure the porn industry will likely feast on the fluffer material the recent news has brought them of yet another Spears sister on the train wreck path to immoral destruction. Coincidently the boys over at X-play have 2007's greatest timing award with their recent release of the much hyped, critically acclaimed "Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo". Released a few weeks ago, its first scene has Jamie Elle poetically playing, you guessed it, Britney Spears little sister Jamie-Lynn, a sex crazed nymph after she sucks on the ...

• Hillary Scott - AVN Performer of Year 1/17/2007 12:28:11 AM
  
  HillaryScott wrote: Thank you everybody! I'm still kind of in shock... but still very happy! Hillary, congrats on your big win!! Let my be the first to pitch the idea of a Hollywood walk of fame star for you. Forget the Donald, I want to see Hillary get a star!! I just caught the trailer for Spunkd, and let me say you look absolutely amazing as usual. Looking forward its release and seeing your dual role as Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. I see you're showing off a bit of your acting chops as well by playing both twins. Youre quite convincing as the twins and its absolutely arousing. Any chance your role as the Olsen Twins could become an idea for a future Hustler or 6969 spoof series? The Holesen Twins? The sooof something along the lines...

• Tara Connors (Miss USA) kiss with Miss Teen USA 12/20/2006 2:50:56 AM
  
  Jaktarn wrote: wow they look like twins! I was thinking the same thing. From another parody angle the story sounds eerily similar to the story of a famous set of twins. After reading through the press release and seeing a few photos of the two I was thinking damn Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are up to their old tricks again. Lets see, two blonde identical underage girls partying hard in New York City, allegations of snorting cocaine, dancing suggestive with each other on tables, kissing and getting rear ended by old rich guys. The lifestyle sounds eerily similar. Mary-Kate (Tara Connor), the sex obsessed cocaine snorting whore hitting on her sister Ashley (Katie) her nubile lover. Everything New York Minute should have been or could become i...

• Tara Connors (Miss USA) kiss with Miss Teen USA 12/20/2006 12:12:20 AM
  
  Tell me this isnt fodder for a porn parody. I could easily see Hilary Scott playing Tara. According to todays AP wire <link> , who was crowned <link> , is having her crown stripped for allegedly testing positive for drugs, underage drinking, hard partying and giving <link> , Katie Blair a lesbian kiss in public. The source said: &quot;Tara was a party animal. I've seen them ( <link> ) kiss before. They always dance all sexy on the tables. ... They definitely get close. &quot;Media reports of the blonde beauty queen partying at bars and nightclubs in New York - where the legal drinking age is 21 - began surfacing last week. The former Miss Kentucky USA turned 21 yesterday. Hopefully someone captured that kiss. Edited by - BlackDog on De...

• Sasha Grey as Sasha (the cute US ice skater)? 12/12/2006 10:15:07 PM
  
  FLYGUY wrote: I'd fuck Sasha Cohen in a second...she's a hot piece of flexible ass. I agree Sasha Cohen is a hot piece of ass. By the way fans of Cohen can catch her sweet tight rear making a guest appearance on tomorrow nights episode of CSI NY. I saw a glimpse of the promo and she looks damn hot. Im thinking <link> could easily pull of Cohens <link> while using her expert skills to spit, suck, pump and drool for the winning affection of each of the judges cocks. Maybe even allowing a yank of the pony tail from that tough Russian judge. Im sure both Sashas wouldnt settle for anything less then a gold facial finish of rewarding cum. Edited by - BlackDog on 12/12/2006 10:20:34 PM

• Sasha Grey as Sasha (the cute US ice skater)? (topic moved) 12/12/2006 12:35:54 AM
  
  Im wondering if any studios have contemplated the idea of doing a figure skating porn parody after having watched US figure skater Sasha Cohen skate at the last Olympics? Im thinking <link> would be a perfect fit for playing the role of <link> as a prissy innocent sex-crazed figure skating cutie. There even appears to be a slight <link> between the two. I could easily picture <link> playing the role of <link> in a dirty parody of the sport. Sasha Grey dressing up in skates and one of those sexy figure skating outfits and performing all those <link> on a guy as she gets <link> the boards waiting for the judges facialing scores. Sasha Grey, does the idea sound intriguing? Edited by - BlackDog on Dec 12 2006 Topic Moved by - hardware on D...

• Sasha Grey as Sasha (the cute US ice skater)? 12/12/2006 12:35:54 AM
  
  Im wondering if any studios have contemplated the idea of doing a figure skating porn parody after having watched US figure skater Sasha Cohen skate at the last Olympics? Im thinking <link> would be a perfect fit for playing the role of <link> as a prissy innocent sex-crazed figure skating cutie. There even appears to be a slight <link> between the two. I could easily picture <link> playing the role of <link> in a dirty parody of the sport. Sasha Grey dressing up in skates and one of those sexy figure skating outfits and performing all those <link> on a guy as she gets <link> the boards waiting for the judges facialing scores. Sasha Grey, does the idea sound intriguing? Edited by - BlackDog on Dec 12 2006 Topic Moved by - hardware on D...

• Fresh and hot: Sasha Grey 11/7/2006 10:14:04 PM
  
  Patrick wrote: I just saw the 2 Sasha movies that came out last week, I Like Black Boys and Freaky First Timers 2. Both scenes are very good but I liked Freaky First Timers a little more. At the beginning of the scene, the director tells Sasha that he thinks she looks like Jennifer Connelly. He then asks her if it's OK if they pretend she is Jennifer Connelly for those who have a JC fetish. Sasha says &quot;sure&quot; but you have to see her roll her eyes. I found her reaction pretty funny. I'm a big fan of JC by the way but I dont see much of a resemblance with Sasha. Interesting, I actually see more of a <link> between <link> and <link> . I could easily see <link> playing <link> in a dirty parody of the sport. Dressing <link> up in skate...

• Incest Themed Porn 11/3/2006 8:13:07 PM
  
  wusshater wrote: This spoof of Punk'd, <link> , that I've been talking about has a major incest style scene. FLASH, I'm sorry to post about this in multiple locations, but this TOTALLY applies to this conversation topic. In the movie, Hairless Hilton and Cornhole Richie are on (what they believe to be) their next season of the Simple Lay (spoof of the Simple Life, obvi) and they move in with the Orson family. The Orson family starts teaching sex-ed and they have a very hands-on approach to their teaching. Sister blows brother, son bones mother, father fucks daughter. Brother jizzes onto sister's face after she requests, &quot;give me some of that brother batter!&quot; All-in-all a nice incestual romp! This scene sounds hot and from the l...

• WOW Bree Olson: Official Thread 11/2/2006 10:28:22 PM
  
  ~STuarT~ wrote: You can see Bree Olson in our DEC release performing Anal with Mark Ashley: <link> Yes, she is a major HOTTIE! Enjoy, Stuart Thanks for the update STuarT. Its always great to see a film promoting an anal scene between Olsen and Ashley ;-)). Bree looks great, looking forward to the release. Looks like Bree is a fan of the twins judging by her myspace icon? Hope thats a sign for a possible parody to come. Edited by - BlackDog on 11/3/2006 7:13:49 PM

• What celebs should do porn? 10/31/2006 8:48:13 PM
  
  pissonherclit wrote: 6: jamie lynn spears LOL. You know some soon-to-be porn starlet is already name-squating &quot;Jamie-Lynn Rears&quot;. After giving the chrystal ball a shake Jamie-Lynn will be legal just in time for the forthcomming Hustler release of Britney and Jamie-Lynn Rears 4 &quot;Oops we did it again&quot;, staring Hilary Scott as Britney Rears and AVN winner Bree Olsen as Jamie Lynn Rears. Special appearance by Lexington Steele. 1: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen 2: Sasha Cohen &quot;US Figure Skater&quot; Anyone else see a sligt resemblance between her and Sasha Gray? Imagine Cohen's flexability combined with Sasha Gray's nasty spunk. 3: Hayden Panettiere &quot;NBC Heroes&quot; for those of you with clocks ticking down the hours...

• WOW Bree Olson: Official Thread 10/31/2006 12:25:12 AM
  
  With that kind of name and matching sweet innocent looking face please tell me some director is working on a gonzo style Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen parody using her. A few suggestions; &quot;The Violation of Bree Olsen&quot; could work for starters or &quot;Teens with cum craving eating disorders&quot; or &quot;Bree Olsens cum-orexia addiction&quot;. There is a product on the market called Orexia that is a natural female sexual enhancement. Her newbee craving for black cock could also make her a given for a gangbang style parody fucking along the lines of those Daddy's Worst Nightmare films. Directors please be listening.

• MaryKate & Ashley an idea for a director 9/7/2006 11:38:42 PM
  
  True. Im curious if the dolls could be used if the twins names arent referenced during the scene. Obviously there could be some legal challenge from the girls for using their likeness or brand name. Im not sure what the legalities are in such a case, even if the dolls are modified in a slight way. Some few years back there was a porn star with the name Mary-Kate Ashley. Im not sure if the twins challenged that. Any know the legalities in such a case? Edited by - BlackDog on 9/7/2006 11:49:40 PM

• MaryKate & Ashley an idea for a director 9/7/2006 11:15:47 PM
  
  Here is an idea for an adult film director. I came across a film recently where the girl was using a pair of Barbie dolls as her sex toy. The scene had the girl fucking the dolls in conjunction with a guys cock. The girl fucked the dolls legs as the guy added his cock. This had me thinking, it would be erotic to see a girl use a pair of Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen dolls as her sex toy, essentially masturbating herself with the dolls. There are a few websites selling 18+ Olsen twin dolls including a few major retailers. Hey if you can't get the twins to do porn why not use their likeness? I'm thinking others may be turned on by such a fetish, seeing the twins getting fucked. I wonder if any director would consider such an idea? Im thinking i...

• "Twins Do Vegas", and more 7/29/2006 2:37:18 PM
  
  Thanks for the reviews. Let me start off by saying Ive enjoyed each and every one of the Love twins films thus far. However, I agree with your assessment of the Love Twins performances. I just wish they had the same energy throughout the scenes as lets say casting a Hillary Scott and Haley Scott together in the parody. The two seem so lifeless masturbating apart and unenthusiastic at times. I also never quite understood the idea of having the twins together in a scene and then masturbating off to the side alone. They act as if they get tired or worn out. The dual blow job scenes have been fantastic and oddly enough have been spoofed to perfection. Lindsay and Laceys tackling of Rick Patricks monster cock in Two Hot was by far its best sce...

• An Olsen Twins parody 7/29/2006 12:25:20 PM
  
  Im wondering if any studios have given any thought of doing an Olsen Twins porn parody filmed in their old home which ironically they recently sold and now happens to be used to shoot porn. A few studios have already shot there. Hustler did pretty well with the Britney Rears parodies and now has the upcoming Britney Rears 3. Vivid has done a few Olsen parodies using the Love twins so maybe they would be the ideal candidate. Hope Paul Thomas is listening. Talk about the ultimate opportunity for an Olsen parody given the ability to use the Olsens old pad as its backdrop. Im sure many men would get off on that idea. Im thinking the parody could play on the idea of what might have happened in the house just before they sold it. Title: Full...