Biff Beef

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Date Joined: November 2005
Location: Erst Gerzonia
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  • Pornstar Bigger Breast Enlargements! 1/1/2006 3:01:04 PM
    I hate fake tits. They don't look right; they don't move right; they don't feel right. For the most part, I skip over any scene that has a fake tit girl in it. That made porn-watching very difficult in the 90s. The 90s silicon craze nearly ruined the whole concept of big boobs for me, and I started seeking out the itty bitty titties girls. It was only when I discovered some of the all-natural Score girls that I started to have good feelings toward big boobs again. Now I wish more girls would start being all-natural down below. A shaved pussy can be a beautiful thing, but I wish it was the exception rather than the rule. I want to see more bush.
  • 2 Movie Ideas 12/27/2005 5:54:51 PM
    I myself am a fan of nudity. That's why I watch porn. And I get annoyed when the women wear clothes well into the sex scene. However, I do like it when there's a little scenario part before the sex starts, and the women wear nice clothes then. I especially like to see a woman walking around with her shirt on, but her pants (and panties) off.
  • directors - please don't cut to guys' faces... 12/23/2005 4:29:02 PM
    modano wrote: while we are in complaining mood, what about so many scenes being two guys and one girl....they are all over the girl (obviously hehe) and basicly all u see is male flesh.. Uggh. MFM is almost always shot stupidly and incompetently. It's almost always shot from behind, so all you see is a bunch of man crack n' sack. You might as well be watching gay porn. The directors are more concerned with showing us "see look, there really IS double penetration" than in giving us a sexy shot. I'm not a big fan of MFM usually, but I saw one MFM scene that was really hot once. It wasn't shot from behind. It was shot from the side, wide. The camera barely moved (which is a good thing). And the woman was the active member of the sc...
  • directors - please don't cut to guys' faces... 12/23/2005 3:30:19 AM
    you have to get from point a to point b without jarring people and studios have rejected the cat in the window idea Porn isn't like regular movies. It's more like still pictures that move. Whatever picture's on screen should always be appealing. That's more important than smooth editing. Although, ideally, you should be able to have a scene that flows naturally, with no jump cuts, and still manage not have an ugly closeup of man-face.
  • directors - please don't cut to guys' faces... 12/23/2005 3:12:13 AM
    flesheater wrote: As for the author of the thread, you should be thankful you're watching porn in 2005 not 1995. The NASA scientists who produced porn in their off time didn't figure out that the guy's ugly face is actually a turn off until only 5-6 years ago! Rent any porn made prior to the late 90's and you'll know what I'm talking about: I grew up on the 90s crap, and I agree that on the whole, porn tends to be slightly less incompetent now, at least in terms of camerawork and editing. The ugly man-face cutaway seems less common now than it was a few years ago. Although it still unfortunately lingers. Another stupid porn shot that needs to die, and is maybe even worse than man-face, is Scrotum-Cam. It's epidemic now. Why do porn direc...
  • Sabrine Maui or Kaylani Lei Peeing? 12/22/2005 5:43:31 PM
    bb wrote: Kaylani Lei peed in one of the Hot Showers movies (girl-girl). I just discovered this. It's Hot Showers 7. Apparently, Kaylani pees while kissing another girl (Pantera?). If true, that sounds amazing. It combines my two favorite things in all porn: girl-girl kissing and girl-girl pissing. I think Clive McClean usually gets boring, mechanical, and unrealistic performances out of his ladies, but I'll buy this DVD just for that one little bit of a scene.
  • Sabrine Maui or Kaylani Lei Peeing? 12/19/2005 1:33:21 PM
    Sabrine pees in Hustler's eXXXotica #01, and it's exquisite. I was wondering if anybody knew of any other movies where we get to see Sabrine pee? Or especially Kaylani Lei? I'd love to see her pee, and I've been searching, but It's very hard to Google porn stuff.
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