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• Pretty Adriana Chechik Perfect Tits & Great Ass 1/3/2020 6:52:35 PM
  
  Hi Adriana, Best wishes that your 2020 rocks a whole darn lot. You'd be a great Virgin Mary in an evil gangbang, just too hot and wrong, stretching your holes for satan. Just a blasphemous thought, hoping it'll really bang your shutters. Be good, or really filthy, whichever works. Thank for your time. ~

• Lisey Sweet 1/3/2020 6:44:21 PM
  
  Miss Sweet, Your 2020 will kick maximum ass, as will ours, by way of your unmatched sexuality splashing all over the place, no doubt about that. As always, it's just a countdown in the porn world to The Virgin Mary's Gangbang for Satan, though who our star will be . . . Seems Dana Vespoli is delving a tad into directing some blasphemy, but when such a pinnacle of evil shall take form is of course unknown. Next month, tomorrow, Arbor Day . . . ? Virgin Mary's Jesus Fucking Christ Gangbang by The 12 Apostles on Arbor Day? I guess that'll work. Maybe you and Valery Vita could have a nice brunch, bring some American heat to her filth. Thanks for what you do, especially your LegalPorno scenes. ~ Go in peace. ~ Lisey sets the stand...

• Lisey Sweet 11/19/2018 3:37:54 PM
  
  ~ Beautiful blasphemous filth, and posted on Sunday, too. Can our beauteous Sister Lisey achieve the satanic depths of even Sister Christfuck with her sinful desecrating depravity? Of course you can! Watch out for those lines around the block waiting for the confessionals. I hope that Matthew knows how fucking lucky he is, getting all of your personalized attention with the Virgin Mary up your shithole. Great stuff, and surely only the beginning, as you lead us into temptation. ~ Lisey sets the standard.

• Lisey Sweet 11/14/2018 10:54:55 PM
  
  Beautiful Lisey, Hearing your desire to feel like a dirty fucking whore, and watching those cocks do their damnedest to make it happen on HardX . . . If you're not a dream come true, that gorgeous gaping asshole, your ravenous appetite for cum . . . And just the thought of you in nun attire, especially with a rosary or crucifix, bringing anything holy and sacred amidst such perverted filth as only you ever could . . . It may very well be that my satanic cock just won't be able to handle it. Probably depends on how many commandments your shithole drips cum on . . . Just please remember, desecrate safely. Thanks for everything you do. I hope that there'll be a bunch of tweets and support that encourages much more unholiness to follow....

• Lisey Sweet 11/13/2018 4:48:23 PM
  
  Miss Sweet, My calculations, based upon your presentation, including all variables not originally considered, coincide with yours. Truth is, Mr. Rattlesnake sure got it right. You really are one in a million. And no one's better than you at convincing anyone of anything, especially when you turn that smile up to 11. Incidentally, referencing that signature quote, I think that Danny Bonaduce (aka Danny Partridge), uttered those same words when he beat the crap out of Donny Osmond. We truly are lucky to correspond with such a beautiful, dynamic, and fun as heck woman, whose scrumptious asshole gets routinely gang fucked for our entertainment. And who knows her way around a polynomial . . . even after her scrumptious asshole gets routi...

• Lisey Sweet 10/27/2018 2:21:48 PM
  
  Gosh Lisey, it sure seems to me that at least 92% of the goings-on in those scenes would fall well outside of acceptable behavioral parameters at any institution of higher learning that I've ever attended . . . though it has been a few years. So now I'm wondering, what's considered worse, the chick with the 3.9 GPA doing double anal, or the girl getting all C's who's saving herself for some New Direction jerkoff? As you're all sciencey and stuff, what is the best scientific algorithm? And you be home from those gangbangs before the streetlights come on, young lady. Thanks for your time. ~ ~ Lisey sets the standard.

• Lisey Sweet 9/21/2018 1:50:16 PM
  
  ~ Triple Penetration??! Heavens to Betsy, you really aren't fucking around, Lisey. Or rather . . . you really are fucking around, but not at all in the more pejorative sense in which that phrase is usually thrown around, like for example, "Aw, she's just fuckin' around, let's go look for streets named after asses. And who's Betsy?" Oh no, this is more like, "Talk about fuckin' around, she's got three dicks in her asshole! Now there's one serious-ass contender for a street name! My girlfriend still hasn't even unpacked my Avengers dildo. Does Betsy put out? Hey, how's Lisa's toe?" Perhaps one day Sister Lisey's Sinful Blasphemy Mass will also see the light of day, your own Sweet Baby Jesus dildo leading us all dow...

• Lisey Sweet 9/21/2018 1:21:38 AM
  
  ~ Thanks, Admiral. It really seems like a more than reasonable thing to expect. Our Lisey's all about cum, sweat, and tears (much appreciated) and my GPS still takes me to a Jiffy Lube when I ask for Balls Deep Anal Blvd. Though in fairness, it's been a while since I downloaded an update. And my girlfriend cries during sex, too. Like just yesterday, I asked her to hold the sex swing perfectly still under the ceiling support, then I dropped the drill on her toe. . . . Lisey's way is better. Safety First. ~ Lisey sets the standard.

• Lisey Sweet 9/18/2018 2:52:23 PM
  
  ~ With all that your ass has given, while asking for essentially nothing in return for its efforts - other than our appreciation via whacking off of course - it seems perfectly reasonable to ask that some stretch of roadway, maybe around The South Side or near Sewickley for example, should be renamed in its honor. Or at least a bench at some bus stop in Munhall. A midtown loop in Prague is cool, too. Though only a bunch of dudes named Radek get to cruise around on it their rusty '05 Cobalts. I realize that this all goes without saying, but gaping double anal gangbangs don't routinely receive their warranted attention in many procedural hearings regarding naming stuff after asses. Thanks Lisey, be good. W...

• Lisey Sweet 8/17/2018 3:08:24 AM
  
  ~ Contextual rationale, in addition to the myriad dicks which regularly inundate you, leads me to conclude it was you, Lisey (or my landlord's niece, but that's admittedly way off topic). Hey, I'm just hopin' it wasn't Roseanne Barr. ~ Lisey sets the standard.

• Lisey Sweet 8/9/2018 6:23:04 PM
  
  ~ Oh, the debauchery, the filth . . . the sin. If loving watching Lisey delve into the deepest recesses of those three things (as an eclectic assortment of things delve into the deepest recesses of her gaping married shithole) is wrong, then I don't want to be right, doggone it. So wrong, but you lead so well into temptation . . . It just brings tears to me eyes, you filthy whore, you. Rock on. ~ Lisey sets the standard.

• Lisey Sweet 7/20/2018 12:43:18 PM
  
  ~ To spill, or not to spill the beans: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler - aw, just spill the beans. Maddy O'Reilly's always spilling the beans, and you don't see her liking my half-assed Shakespearean commentary on porn threads. Sun your buns, with an adequate SPF. ~ Lisey sets the standard.

• Lisey Sweet 7/18/2018 8:08:23 PM
  
  Hi Lisey, Just gotta say - so I will - you seem to get lovelier with every hyper-perverted scene that you and that scrumptious ass of yours cranks out. In fact, it's almost as though your depth of beauty is in direct relation to the degree of deliberate sinful debauchery that you indulge in with your signature debased pleasure. One can only hope that you vehemently beg for forgiveness on a somewhat regular basis, though certainly never while juggling a number of cocks in your filthy mouth. This double anal gang banging, cum fart swallowing stuff of yours . . . Gosh. "Go, and sin no more," clearly doesn't sit well with you. At all. Go in peace, You little dick stiffener. ~ Lisey sets the standard.

• Lisey Sweet 6/23/2018 4:10:59 AM
  
  ~ Lovely Lisey, you're a terrific Lady, and certainly the fairest one of all . . . those with a couple of cocks up their assholes. ~ Lisey sets the standard.

• Lisey Sweet 6/16/2018 11:48:05 PM
  
  Concurring with this guy . . . Have a Happy Birthday, Doll. ~ Lisey sets the standard.

• Lisey Sweet 6/12/2018 8:35:19 PM
  
  Thanks for taking the time to write, Lovely Lady. That most sinful of requests is posted on Jules Jordan's thread. Just too hot! The idea is out there. Actresses, fans, and other directors can keep it alive. As others have said, your LegalPorno stuff . . . good heavens! I can see a priest, stopping things about halfway through one of your confessions . . . "Holy fuck, my child. This shit's WAY above my pay grade!" Your genuine, scorchingly innate pleasure in debauchery always emanates from your work, and that really can't be said for many of the Ladies in the industry, though there's no lack of enthusiasm for doing their best. Maybe Sister Lisey's Coven of Sin, with beauteous Angels of Evil like the incredible Miss Chechik, and create a ...

• Jules Jordan Video Discussion Thread 6/12/2018 7:37 PM
  
  Hi Mr. Jules Jordan, As you're certainly inundated with unsolicited scenarios, I'll be succinct. The scrumptiously filthy Lisey Sweet would incinerate the place playing a shy, devout nun in the service of Christ, who throws a rod in her Toyota Prius Hybrid on the way to her convent, and knocks on your door seeking assistance, ready to offer comforting words from her Bible in thanks, but instead has a half dozen of your buddies brutally throw their rods into her hungry asshole, unleashing the true satanic calling deep within her - to break every fucking commandment she possibly can (especially taking the Lord's name in vain during double anal - triple if you count the crucifixes) before she returns to tidy things up at church for tonight's S...

• Lisey Sweet 6/12/2018 6:27:01 AM
  
  Hi Lisey, Thank you for taking the time to peruse our perverted envisioned escapades for your incredible body. You really are unique, in that you make an effort in all of your interactions, busy as you and your delicious asshole can be, to include everyone in what's happening, even if it's simply to acknowledge their particular fantasy or question about what your days can be like. Your suggestion about contacting directors on their ADT threads, and recommending your incendiary talents, is a darn good idea. I hope that everyone will give it a shot. Though I'll refrain from going too far with my blasphemous shoot ideas, ridiculously hot they might be, unless you'd be cool with throwing such ideas around. I'll load this fucker up, just in cas...

• Lisey Sweet 5/30/2018 8:31:58 PM
  
  ~ Incidentally Lisey, I hope, along with others here for sure, that your Key West vacation was a blast. ~ Lisey sets the standard.

• Lisey Sweet 5/30/2018 7:49:47 AM
  
  ~ Oh, Lisey, If only you could be the filthiest object of grand satanic perversion, the holiest of nuns, or the Virgin Mary herself, getting gangbanged on an altar by the apostles, or maybe a bunch of Roman guards, among upside down crucifixes while a sermon from the Bible is read. You know, making the stuff at xxxHorror.com look like a drunken 3am bingo game at Primanti Bros. (Though I do love a rockin' night at Primanti's - am I right, Dollface?) Perhaps I can get a witness to second the thought . . . carry that motion. Just my two cents, something to throw around at the next double anal creampie gangbang round-table discussion. By the way, are those things catered? I know a guy who makes pretty good ice sculptures for a bot...