Amontillado

Date Joined: December 2001
Location: The emerald fields of yesteryear
Profile URL: https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/profile/amontillado

Her face is melting!! 12/10/2001 1:27 PM
If the state of porn gets much worse we're gonna be seein' vids of nothin' but dudes jackin' off while watchin' a porno and bouncin' their fuck off the tv screen. I guess we'll all be stars then. We can just send in our own footage.

Her face is melting!! 12/10/2001 1:17 PM
Chillin, What movie was that from? That sounds funny. I think if ya like facials the gangbang girl flicks are a better bet than the bukkake ones. Sure ya still got lobotomized parolees beatin' their shit all over the place but at least ya get to see some hoes gettin' sodomized instead of just a bunch of jackin' off. Why can't these bitches jack the guys off into their faces. Now that'd be somethin'. Back in the old days when the porn hoes actually enjoyed fuckin' and weren't just collectin' a got damn paycheck, the guys didn't beat off all the time. They didn't hafta. Now with these over-medicated, over-cosmeticated... Anyway, it's a damn shame that the porn dudes in nearly every got damn movie seem to have their fists surgically grafted...

Her face is melting!! 12/9/2001 7:48 PM
Mr Y Turn back now! Stay away from these bukkake videos unless you really like peepin' cocks. These movies got more cock than a got damn chicken farm and the camera spends as much time showin' dude ass and balls as anything else. Why someone would wanna watch a whole buncha dudes beat off is beyond me and thats what ya get in these movies. I like facials too, so I rented American Bukkake and mostly it was a bunch of sorry lookin SOB's standin' around lookin' dumb. And hell, you said the reviews said above the nose is off limits more like above the CHIN is off limits. These sad sacs shoot more load on the floor than a whole platoon of got damn lonely bored soldiers.