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• Poetry 10/12/2004 6:16 PM
  
  Which ode would that be? I think I have written quite a few on that topic... www.alexanderthepoet.com

• Poetry 10/12/2004 2:08 AM
  
  Oh my god, that song was just too sweet And now I really must kiss your feet www.alexanderthepoet.com

• Poetry 10/11/2004 7:45 PM
  
  "Laura Angel" By Alexander The Poet 10.11.04 Direct from the Czech Republic, Appears a very sexy porn star She loves to suck a lot of dick, And take it up the ass deep and far! She calls herself Laura Angel, But she is also known as Lenka Regardless, she is hot as hell, And I wonder if she drinks Sanka! She claims to not watch any porn, She says that porn, is just for the guys She's right cause now my cock is worn, From jerking off to her breasts and thighs! She says she likes both girls and boys, But she can give her heart to just blokes Dildos are her favorite toys, But she's not into vibrators folks! She's not big into fetish gear, That is really not her cup of tea But Lenka takes it in the rear, And that is ...

• Poetry 10/11/2004 5:54 PM
  
  Does this Laura have her own website, Where I can find out some info I'll write a poem on her tonight, Then my lollipop you can blow! THE END

• Poetry 10/11/2004 4:46 PM
  
  I chose not to label this anything other than poetry because I don't want to say "Funny Poetry" cause it will just invite criticism. So this is poetry. Take it for what you will. *** "Mexican Food Makes Me Fart" By Alexander The Poet 10.10.04 When I eat Mexican food, It completely hurts my stomach so I get in such a bad mood, Because it makes me fart, amigo! I end up with so much gas, Enough to make Sunoco jealous I fart so much out my ass, Mexican food makes my ass zealous! Was is that beef burrito?, Or was it perhaps those refried beans? There's one thing that I do know, It made me rip a hole ,through my jeans! If you must go out to eat, You should be very thoughtful and wise Mexican food may sound sweet, But y...