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Aesop

Date Joined: November 2011
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Biggest slut in Porn? 9/19/2013 3:10:10 AM
For reasons I can't begin to understand , some of y'all have decided that the definition of "biggest slut in porn" has a lot to do with how many and what kinds of extreme acts she'll perform on screen. Nah, that ain't it. It's what she's doing offscreen that counts, and how much she enjoys it. For a porn actress to be eligible for the title, a big part of her life has to be getting laid one-on-one, threesomes, foursomes, outright orgies. And not for money no hookers or call girls here. It's her social life. In other words, in my opinion you're looking for a serious swinger. You're not looking for the second coming of Kelly "fucking my ass is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" Wells here. You're looking for the reinc...

Where are they now??? 8/28/2013 3:04:22 AM
^ Apparently Dakoda Brooks didn't join the military, but <link> found a good life outside Porn Valley. Good for her. Edited by - Aesop on 8/28/2013 3:06:14 AM

Are there any celebrities who enjoy anal? 8/20/2012 6:07:48 PM
mharris127 wrote: I would bet Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Rears (sorry, Spears) have had it up the ass over the past few years. Have you heard Britney's song "Whoops, I did it again, you got a woody, you lost in the game. . . I'm not that innocent"? Britney's song "Over To You Now" pretty much outs her as a butt slut. mharris127 wrote: I'd like to think Jodie Foster takes dick up the pooper. Not only does Ms. Foster not take dick up the pooper, she doesn't take dick at all. She came out of the closet 5 years ago, but as with Anderson Cooper it was like announcing water is wet.

Where are they now??? 12/21/2011 3:26:36 PM
raoul5788 wrote: Since it's her birthday, anyone know WEHT Tianna, aka Buttwoman? Divorced Patrick Collins in the 1990s; he has said she remarried and moved to Australia. To the person on page 2 who wanted to know what happened to Kaylan Nicole ... she got married and left Porn Valley to move back to the Midwest somewhere a long, long time ago. I was also under the impression that she may have found Republican Jesus, but I could be wrong about that.

What are some things you HATE in porn? 11/29/2011 4:13:45 PM
Overemphasis on the guy: I'm not into guys, I'm not watching for the guys, I don't care about the guys. Nine out of 10 porno guys are interchangeable, anyway. Tight, seriously-zoomed-in camera shots of random non-genital parts of the anatomy: Oh, lookie there! Fake tits moving back and forth! And here's 15 seconds of some girl's shoulders! Is their owner actually having sex, or is she just wiggling around and faking enthusiastic noises to get fill material to overcompensate for a bad director, a soft co-star or both? And speaking of fake tits ... Badly-installed oversized bolt-on funbags: Sorry, Porn Valley denizens -- oversized water balloons shoved under your original A-cups aren't hot, especially when 1) they stay stationary no matter ho...

Former Dutch gymnast is now a webcam girl 11/25/2011 4:09:29 AM
Alternative title: Former Dutch gymnast is more of a train wreck than even we're used to (and believe us, we've seen some real train wrecks ) http://www.intlgymnast.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=2480:van-de-leur-pleads-guilty-to-extortion&catid=2:news&Itemid=53 Edited by - Aesop on 11/25/2011 4:11:01 AM

Pornstar breaking down 11/25/2011 3:58:02 AM
mehlub92 wrote: @ Ashlii- how can breaking down be put in a positive manner?? Apparently you've never seen Kink.com's Chloe Camilla ... imagine an orgasm that looks like it got crossed with a neurological seizure.