Whats there to do in a small town in the middle of nowhere? Thats the problem that faces the two bored twinks we meet at the beginning of Young Joyriders. So, when they spy an abandoned car with its motor running belonging to the rich kid, Boris, the temptation to go for a joyride is impossible to resist. Josh Peters, one of the joyriders, is an average, nice-looking twink, while the other, Pauly Johns, is a fluffy-haired bleached blond with penciled eyebrows that I wasnt sure was male (probably a sweet kid, but much too effeminate for me). He resembles a young Marlene Dietrich. Discovering there is a cell phone in the car, they dial up a buddy, Bastian Gould, to see if he wants to come along, but Bastian has other plans. These plans include a young washing machine repairman, Jason Sizemore. We know Bastian has other plans, because he is wearing neither pants nor underwear as he is talking on the phone. The repairman is no dunce either and knows just what tool is needed for this job. Hes got the right one, and its a big one.