In a word: Talky. The gist: This is the kind of movie that contains this kind of line: "How can you look into my eyes and not see how much I burn for you? Forever is in our kiss." While many will still need to hear more before deciding whether this is the movie for them, I think a lot of people will now know that it's time to forget about it. The plot: There's not so much a plot as a central device that ties the scenes together -- a lonelyhearts talk show that's playing on the radio in a bar. The scenes either come from calls to the show or from people at the bar, or both. The play-by-play: It wouldn't be a Wicked feature without Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo, and they start us off as an unhappy wife and the guy she cheats with. He delivered the cheesy line above -- which he said with some kind of half-assed Euro/French accent, perhaps to help make him feel a little less ridiculous -- when they met at the bar. By the time they're back at home, he's completely lost the accent. Fire the continuity editor. The sex is nice, though, with Nicole her usual vocal self.