Return of the Cheerleader Nurses is an odd little movie about a group of ladies who all share the same name. Theres Mary Jane, Mary Ellen, Mary Jo, and so on. I didnt get it. Maybe someone was trying to tell us that all women are the same, or only superficially different from one another, and so theyre interchangeable. Thats kind of heavy. Maybe someone just thought it was funny. I still dont get it. Return of the Cheerleader Nurses is a sad, ultimately uplifting little drama about a man devastated by the theft of his prized baseball card collection. He cries, he mopes, he prays, and somehow all this self-pity pays off: his collection is returned to him intact. No wonder porn is for adults: what kind of message would this send to our kids? Return of the Cheerleader Nurses is also a spooky ghost story. Or something. At any rate, theres a guy who literally disappears at the end. I dont know why.

Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: The feature says Bionca although the cover says its Jim Hollidays Return of the Cheerleader Nurses, so Im not sure Cast: Tiffany Mynx, Debi Diamond, Kiss, Lacy Rose, Alex Jordan, Bionca, Sharon Kane, Crystal Wilder, Isis Nile, Melanie Moore, Nikki Sinn, Rebecca Bardoux, Shawnee Cates, Stacy Nichols, Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Justin Case, Joey Silvera, Terry Thomas, and Ron Jeremy and Jim Holliday in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Im not sure if Ive seen a bad Jim Holliday movie, which gives me good hopes here. Initial Reaction: Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for some hot, fun, and fluffy porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for the toe-sucking and butt licking of the current Jim Holliday Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty standard for early nineties porn. The audio is pretty well balanced but is a little muddy at times. The video has some light grain and soft focus problems but is normally well lit.