The Pickup Player is another winning release from Penthouse. This 6 scene including bonus continues the Penthouse tradition delivering hot girls having hot sex for the viewing audience. Each scene kicks off with commentary from a “Situation” from the Jersey Shore type of character in a pop up bubble. The guy’s name is Danny and he’s got Asa Akira sitting with him, so he becomes tolerable. Anyway, he’s observing a scene where a guy hits on a girl and he provides advice on the guy being a “Pickup Player.” That’s the overall plot. Without further ado, let’s get to the girls.

Danny Mountain is a pick-up artist extraordinaire, telling us about his patented system of charming the ladies. Its sort of like an x-rated infomercial crossed with a dating show.