The wicked sorceress, Evil-Lyn (Angela White), has taken over both the legendary Castle Grayskull, as well as control of the minds of Eternia''s mightiest heroes, He-Man (Van Wylde) and Teela (Little Puck). Of course, the only thing that the malicious mistress of Skeletor loves more than power is sex (…and cock, and pussy, and tits, and the color purple… anyway…), and she immediately conjures up the three-way of her dreams! So goes "He-Man and the Masturbators of the Universe" (Little Puck Private Collection), an exceptional featurette parodying the 1980s toy line and cartoon and also arriving so as to coincide with this Summer''s release of the official, mainstream "Masters of the Universe" film.