Director:Alfred Thornberg Cast: Jim Bently, Rocy Rockhard, Corey Monroe, Christopher Mann, Gino Colbert, Roberto Arias, Joey Stephano, Jon Vincent Danny Does Dallas doesnt really warrant an in-depth review, so Ill keep this rather brief. The main reason I bought this was I found it for dirt cheap on Ebay, and it looked like it might be a good football themed precondom flick. But not only is this not a football movie, it doesnt really have anything to do with Dallas, either! Sure, if you want to get technical, Danny has sex with a guy named Dallas, but thats pretty weak. I mean really, is it too much to expect a movie that has a guy in a football uniform on the cover to have something to do with football? The first scene is a total lost cause. They guys are skanky, and the sex is icky. The two scenes with Danny (Jim Bently) arent bad, though. Hes decent looking, has an ok body, and a big dick.