Title: Channel X Director: The Dirty Duo Studio: Vivid RAW Talents: T.J. Hart, Claudia, Inari Vachs, Mia Smiles, Alicia, Sydnee Steele Advertising Slogan: A Gonzo spoof of Network TV! Length: 1 hr 35 min Note: Condoms used for vaginal and anal penetrations. Scene 1: TJ Hart The movie moves at a schizophrenic pace. We are introduced to the movie's first spoof, DICKS, which makes fun of the show COPS. Instead of talking about crime, they discuss sex. There is a cut scene with Sydnee Steele handling two guys that lasts a minute. It seems that the director chooses the point of view of an obsessive-compulsive remote control hog since there is plenty of channel changing. The first sex scene starts out in a public access-looking talk show set named "Dirty Dave's Porn Palace." TJ Hart starring as Polly Penetration wears a white, skintight dress. The TV host, Dirty Dave, attempts to perform slapstick comedy insulting the guests.  Cut scene . . . Back to DICKS . . . . . . Back to the Porn Palace. Dirty Dave plugs and introduces TJ Hart's porn video entitled "Facial Cumqueens No.