Fish Dont Fry in the Kitchen, Beans Dont Burn on the Grill Bacon Love 2005, 1 hours and 51 minutes (released 7/21/2005) Cobra-Digital Directed by Oscar Myer Starring Poison, Zenova Braeden, Kimmy Lee, Misty Mendez & Samantha Fox What You Should Know: This might be the movie you never find. The movie you never thought youd want to see. The movie that even the performers who are in it might not want you to find and thought youd never want to see. They dont want you to see it, know that theyre in it or know of its existence. But thats where I come in. You cant hide from me, chubby chasers -- I know where to find you! You have to laugh out loud at just how unapologetically offensive the title is, first of all. A lot of BBW titles have the words fat, chunky or whatever in them, but Cobra Digital just said fuck it and called their joint Bacon Love and you still totally get from the title what its all about.