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Date Joined: January 2008
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Recent Forum Posts
- 11/28/2011 11:27 PM
- How much do Pornos actually sell?
Declining sales has very little to do with lighting, boring concepts, the economy, bad camera angles, unimaginative directors or too many parodies (well that last one has a little something to do with it) but declining sales has everything to do with free porn. That is all you need to know and the fat lady has sung. Hell she's already sung a few show tunes and is prepping her encore but before she comes back onstage and sings again she is getting ready to be gangbanged by 10 white guys and 12 black guys in the greenroom. You can watch it for free I am sure somewhere online.BTW: Most directors would blow you if they could still sell 10K units every time out. It still happens once in a while but the odds of it happening are slim and you k...
- 11/8/2011 11:06 PM
- Where's Hillary Scott?
You are correct. It is the sequel to the 2010 AVN Best Comedy Flight Attendants. It was shot around the same time and I can let you know that it is actually funnier (depending on your twisted tastes for insults) and a better sex movie. For those of you that enjoyed Flight Attendants you will love the sequel- now it will be called Not Airplane XXX Cockpit Cuties and it will be available for sale in a couple of weeks through Digital Sin. It is always difficult but with the continued success of Flight Attendants in the Adam & Eve Catalog, it didn't make sense to put the movie out. Now it does and of course some will think it is a repackage of the same movie but I can assure you it is a new story, new sex, new fun. I will have a trailer r...
- 5/18/2011 3:20 AM
- Den from CAVR Reviews Passes Away
Piracy, business in transition and Den retiring. What a year! I will always be grateful for Den for recognizing the work we did at X-Play back when we were just figuring it all out with Britney Rears. We keep his awards in our office and display them proudly for the cute girls that mistakenly walk in thinking we are the mainstream Hollywood talent agency down the hall. The first director of the year award I received was from Den and CAVR and that meant a hell of a lot to me and I will always remember that every time he reviewed one of our movies I thought I was in the fucking Olympics lol! Thanks Den! Jeff Mullen AKA Will Ryder
- XXX Parodies have crossed the line w/ the Simpsons
Porn parodies are like anything else: Some are good, some are bad and a some are really good. I will say at least from our perspective at X-Play and sitcums.com it takes an extreme amount of effort and money to do them well. Anybody can shoot a piece of S*%# and put it out there but if you want it to look, feel and sound right it really does take dedication and hard work (and for the parody haters- it does take talent from the producers the director and the actors although you will never agree with that lol). I don't understand the complete hatred for the genre by many of you but I support your right to voice your dislike of them. I agree there are way too many of them out there and I have seen a ton of them from many companies and man...
- 8/3/2010 1:53 AM
- Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
Bob wrote:I think the First Amendment protects the makers of "Batman XXX" from criminal prosecution; I don't think it protects them from a claim of copyright infringement.I also think your attempted analogy is a bad mash-up._______________Did somebody say M*A*S*H? Not Mash XXX in stores next week. I actually think Alan Alda would be pleased with Eric Swiss playing his Hawkeye. Also, I am no expert on Star Wars but wasn't Darth Vadar a white guy? I know his voice was performed by James Earl Jones but the character was white right?Somebody also wrote something about Lord of the Rings. A few years ago I was at the Golden Globe parties and I ran into Peter Jackson after I had had about 10 beers and we were talking (I am sure he ...
- 7/30/2010 2:38 AM
- Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
I like Bob's and Mike Q's posts.Bob writes: Exactly. But, apparently, the only piracy these "parodists" (hah!) are concerned about is that which relates to the stuff that they produce. They regard the rest of the intellectual property universe as a fenceless orchard from which they can blithely pick off the ripest fruit of other people's labor -- as long as it's hanging low enough.Oh the irony!__________________Not bad Bob. Not bad at all.
- 7/29/2010 12:28 AM
- Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
This is a very enjoyable thread. I think you all have valid points. I'm not sure why you are getting all worked up about this because if you don't like it don't buy it. What if Axel got called by the production company that owns Two and a Half Men and was asked to direct it (I know it won't happen but just for example) and completed his first season. Many of you would be thinking wow Axel is amazingly talented (which he is) and look at the great job he is doing with that series. Yet there would be nothing really original he or any director would bring as they would just be continuing the show the same way as the viewers have been used to. Yet he would be a Hollywood director and earn praise..... Fuck, I'm not even sure what my point w...
more posts from Jeff Mullen
- 7/26/2010 11:15 PM
I understand your complaint. The sad fact is that there are only a few directors and producers that really go the extra mile needed to make a realistic and enjoyable parody experience. The glut of really shitty ones have made it more difficult for the audience to actually know which are the good ones. A bunch of companies took great shows and did quick attempts at weak parody not really caring about the look, the script, the characters, the sets, the clothes, the music or the overall quality rather than spend the money, time and effort required to make if fantastic. Now if those other guys were trying then my apologies to them but some of it fell flat. Now this is not the entire list of good/great work but I like some of Axel Braun's mov...