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Porn Connections: Performer, Director, Studio Representative, Cameraman, Photographer, retired porn maven/whore wrangler..., one of the greatest ever,....1-man gang status
Date Joined: January 2004
Location: ....burned out paradise
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  • 9/14/2014 7:31 PM
    POV Pervert #17 is on its way gang,..take a gander at the trailer and pics as each gal was 'blue-ribbon' caliber in the looks AND bangout categories..POV #17 trialer linkyhighlights; Carter Cruise going OFF while grinding on 'lil Porky' in cowgirl, Jodi Taylors awesome gape-fest, Serena Ali making me do a triple pop creampie (oh gawd), and Caseys lens melting bj segment... these gals ALL brought their A-game and to me to the wall!..lolthis one even rivals Totally Unpro #3 in the heat/chemistry department as well, so keep that in mind if that's something you like in your porno thesedays...that's all for now... lates, von S.
  • 9/12/2014 3:57 AM
  • Sam Nose: POV
    ^...this might be the best post I've ever seen in my life,..ANYWHERE... ~O_O~... "for seventeen minutes and twenty five seconds, we hear the long version,..."dogzcatcher, absolutely KILLED me w/this it.. lates, von S.
  • 8/27/2014 3:45 PM
    BeDawg wrote:I finally became a member on in order to get my favorite Tim von Swine / Mike John blow bang scenes from the last few years in HD quality. The quality is 720 Px (not 1080) and not every movie is online, but it's still great. It was super fun to assemble my own best-of compilation of Swine smut! I already own a lot of the movies on DVD, but those quality scenes are worth paying twice and are going directly into my favorite porn stash.Sperm Receptacles 6 is one of the movies I like the most and luckily (I thought) it is actually online plus in HD. But here comes the flaw: Unfortunately it is presented in the wrong aspect ratio. Its size is 960 x 720 but should be 1296 x 720 (or alternatively 1280 x 720). That means t...
  • 7/2/2014 8:09 PM
  • air conditioning, take it or leave it
    ok, seeing as the OP was done TEN years ago (my gawd), I was pleasantly surprised to see this topic being kicked around again. now that I live in a different place and part of the SFV, the Chateau DOES have AC, two units actually. and as hellish as it can get, I usually only break down and crank the AC if a heat wave hits say, day 5-6...OR if it's just too hot to go to sleep. it's also a must have on shoot days or else there would be nothing but sweat and limp dicks on my couches, lol. so, ten years later, how do I REALLY feel about AC? I still don't like it, & it does affect my sinuses, but I'll use it accordingly whenever push comes to shove. so I guess I'll take it, & then, even tho I mostly do without it. fu*k it, I'll LEA...
  • 7/2/2014 4:26 AM
  • JJV's "Elastic Assholes 12" - Casey and Maddy!
    joachim wrote:To be clear Tim, it's nothing against you, personally. That's how I feel about POV scenes in general. that was basically the drift I got from your post, so please don't think I was throwing any vibe or shade your way,..was just (honestly) bummed that you're not a fan of pov porno. lates, von S.
  • 6/29/2014 10:57 PM
  • JJV's "Elastic Assholes 12" - Casey and Maddy!
    joachim wrote:I can't overstate my disappointment with this release. In my opinion, if you want to shoot POV anal scenes, you should create a POV anal series. In particular, to waste London and Maddy's scenes on that crap is most disappointing of all. well Joachim, seeing as how I was the one IN the scenes w/London & Maddy I don't feel they were 'wasted' at all.... in fact, quite the contrary, lol. I almost did the ENTIRE movie POV style fyi... either way, shame you are not a fan of POV porno. can't win em' all can you?.. ^thanx Asmodeus, you see a TON of porno so it means a lot that you liked this movie. lates, von S.
  • 6/29/2014 12:31 AM
  • JJV's "Elastic Assholes 12" - Casey and Maddy!
    thanx Asmodeous...Elastic Assholes #12 is the for sure the best ALL anal flick of 2014!!..well, at least IMO, lol. the gals were fantastic and all of them took it up the ass like real ladies. gonzo foreva! lates, von S.
  • 6/10/2014 1:56 AM
  • Maddy O'Reilly
    GatosNunez wrote:Maddy is super cute as ever in this trailer but - please - who THE HECK is this super handsome sixpacked guy having the privilege? I mean, WTF? six pax?..c'mon, get w/it... I roll with a twelver, lates, von S.
  • 6/9/2014 2:56 AM
  • Astro's Best of 2013
    thanx a million Astro,..that's some of the best feedback/compliments on my 'work' I've ever received in my 12-13 years in this game. I'll prolly never get my name on a boxcover again regardless of my output or it's quality, but w/you being one of the only remaining reviewers who still seem to care about the connection of the fans/creators of XXX, it's great to see actual breakdowns about the finished product front-back, regardless of it being gonzo, feature, etc...there's not many people left making porno that are pornographers anymore... glad my perv instincts are still making a filthy impact on what I shoot.. ;) lates, von S.p.s.; your verdict on Veruca is spot on... tattoos or no, she's a fantastic addition to the talent pool and is an ...
  • 6/5/2014 5:45 AM
  • 2014 NHL Playoff Contest & Smack Talk Thread
    Cornell Lingus wrote:Game 1 to the Kings, in OT of course. Party at the Beer Chateau tonight! lol, I was taking a pre-game nap when I heard my niece and pals hollerin about the OT winner since I had a 9:30 faceoff for my league game.. now, I know that might seem like 'sacriledge' for some, but my Hockey Pigs always come first, even if the Cup is on the line for the Kings... now, I did pull heavy shifts late in the 3rd and in OT killing a 5-3 power-play,...and even scored the game winna in the shootout,... super hockey win for Swiney on 6/4...only 3 more to go and it'll be real golden around the Chateau.. lates, von S.
  • 5/30/2014 4:36 AM
    bastakas wrote:Hey Tim what do you think about Maddy in the next Elastic Assholes??Can you convince her take the pig cock in the ass??She likes anal so much ;)We lv lv lv lv lv sexy Maddy well, couldn't have called that one ANY better, Maddy gets the 'hogleg' up her ass in EA#12, out next month.. >;) lates, von S.
  • 5/30/2014 4:35 AM
    ^Raf; I'm not planning on BA#10 just yet as I have to have at least 3 hot big titters available to get it started, and right now I haven't quite seen what I want to start that one cooking just yet, although that CAN change here in a weeks time if we're lucky. and yes, I'll consider your suggestion pending her availability,.. thanx for the nice words about BA#9..I had some real babes in that cast. lates, von S.
  • 5/19/2014 5:35 AM
  • Girls sucking a dick from flaccid to hard
    Float_my_boat wrote: I remember Tim Von Swine mentioning when somebody asked that a fairly large percentage of males he casts are "spikers" (caverject); maybe 30%. actually, I AVOID hiring the 'spikers' at every turn. now, I have had a guy or two spike on a shoot of mine w/out telling me, and one time I knew after I started the scene that the male performer was on the needle and called him out on it after it was over. it all worked out and his 'needling' is not allowed on my set moving forward. currently, I do believe that 30% of the male talent pool is taking the needle and that the % will only rise as now there's NO shame from the directors or producers since we're in the 'bottom line' era of XXX. VERY few po...
  • 5/17/2014 5:35 AM
  • 2014 NHL Playoff Contest & Smack Talk Thread
    Cornell Lingus wrote:^ He took a couple of win big or lose big gambles like I did and ended on the wrong side of the bets (also like I did). Right now I am still feeling good about my prediction that the team beating Anaheim in the second round would go on to win it all. yeah, I was unaware of a few MAJOR details going into my picks; 1. how healthy or not, Ben Bishop was. 2.same for Steve Mason. (and I dont care how good Emery played in ANY of his games, Mason would've got Philly that series). 3. had NO idea of the division setup to the Conf. Finals. I thought they still re-seeded 1-8 after each round like the old way which is why I had LA/Ana in a rd.3 head-head meeting.I always pick how I see the tree going all the way to the Fin...
  • 5/12/2014 3:56 AM
  • Why Are There No Fat Guys in Porn?
    Totally Unprofessional #3 has me in front of the camera in each scene to some degree as I continued w/Mike's format of a blend between POV and tri-pod camera angles. and,..the girls in that dvd were fantastic,..easily my fave movie I've done,..ever. if any of you are still 'about' this dynamic then go check it out.. lates, von S.
  • 5/6/2014 9:57 PM
  • 2014 NHL Playoff Contest & Smack Talk Thread
    BSD wrote:Besides, even if the Orange County crowd does venture up to Staples in numbers, Von Swine and his thug buddies will be waiting to beat them up and vandalize their cars anyway. whenever it pertains to holdin down the home turf, one is never too old to goon it up....(knuckle crack) lol. -von S.
  • 5/1/2014 4:34 AM
  • 2014 NHL Playoff Contest & Smack Talk Thread
    I love this spot in the cellar!, and that's because; 1. the LA Kings ripped the San Jose Sharks heart out and stomped it on the ice in game 7. 2. we FINALLY get a ANA/LAK playoff brawl after waiting for 15-20 years.. 3. tonight, after being down 0-2 ALL game, my Hockey Pigs tied it w/:22 seconds to go before we killed a 4 on 3 AND 5 on 3 powerplay in OT, before I won it in the shootout 3-2 (my 1st two guys fanned, and hit a post respectively on their chances..) as the 3rd/final shooter. man, that felt good.. so, congrats to ALL of you ahead of me this year and best of luck moving on to rounds 2-4 as I got all the hockey stoke I need for some time. go Kings, and I'll be hangin in the weeds the whole way regardless... lates, von S.
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