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Porn Connections: Performer, Director, Studio Representative, Cameraman, Photographer, retired porn maven/whore wrangler..., one of the greatest ever,....1-man gang status
Date Joined: January 2004
Location: ....burned out paradise
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  • 7/2/2014 8:09 PM
  • air conditioning, take it or leave it
    ok, seeing as the OP was done TEN years ago (my gawd), I was pleasantly surprised to see this topic being kicked around again. now that I live in a different place and part of the SFV, the Chateau DOES have AC, two units actually. and as hellish as it can get, I usually only break down and crank the AC if a heat wave hits say, day 5-6...OR if it's just too hot to go to sleep. it's also a must have on shoot days or else there would be nothing but sweat and limp dicks on my couches, lol. so, ten years later, how do I REALLY feel about AC? I still don't like it, & it does affect my sinuses, but I'll use it accordingly whenever push comes to shove. so I guess I'll take it,..now & then, even tho I mostly do without it. fu*k it, I'll LEA...
  • 7/2/2014 4:26 AM
  • JJV's "Elastic Assholes 12" - Casey and Maddy!
    joachim wrote:To be clear Tim, it's nothing against you, personally. That's how I feel about POV scenes in general. that was basically the drift I got from your post, so please don't think I was throwing any vibe or shade your way,..was just (honestly) bummed that you're not a fan of pov porno. lates, von S.
  • 6/29/2014 10:57 PM
  • JJV's "Elastic Assholes 12" - Casey and Maddy!
    joachim wrote:I can't overstate my disappointment with this release. In my opinion, if you want to shoot POV anal scenes, you should create a POV anal series. In particular, to waste London and Maddy's scenes on that crap is most disappointing of all. well Joachim, seeing as how I was the one IN the scenes w/London & Maddy I don't feel they were 'wasted' at all.... in fact, quite the contrary, lol. I almost did the ENTIRE movie POV style fyi... either way, shame you are not a fan of POV porno. can't win em' all can you?.. ^thanx Asmodeus, you see a TON of porno so it means a lot that you liked this movie. lates, von S.
  • 6/29/2014 12:31 AM
  • JJV's "Elastic Assholes 12" - Casey and Maddy!
    thanx Asmodeous...Elastic Assholes #12 is the for sure the best ALL anal flick of 2014!!..well, at least IMO, lol. the gals were fantastic and all of them took it up the ass like real ladies. gonzo foreva! lates, von S.
  • 6/10/2014 1:56 AM
  • Maddy O'Reilly
    GatosNunez wrote:Maddy is super cute as ever in this trailer but - please - who THE HECK is this super handsome sixpacked guy having the privilege? I mean, WTF? six pax?..c'mon, get w/it... I roll with a twelver,..lol. lates, von S.
  • 6/9/2014 2:56 AM
  • Astro's Best of 2013
    thanx a million Astro,..that's some of the best feedback/compliments on my 'work' I've ever received in my 12-13 years in this game. I'll prolly never get my name on a boxcover again regardless of my output or it's quality, but w/you being one of the only remaining reviewers who still seem to care about the connection of the fans/creators of XXX, it's great to see actual breakdowns about the finished product front-back, regardless of it being gonzo, feature, etc...there's not many people left making porno that are pornographers anymore... glad my perv instincts are still making a filthy impact on what I shoot.. ;) lates, von S.p.s.; your verdict on Veruca is spot on... tattoos or no, she's a fantastic addition to the talent pool and is an ...
  • 6/5/2014 5:45 AM
  • 2014 NHL Playoff Contest & Smack Talk Thread
    Cornell Lingus wrote:Game 1 to the Kings, in OT of course. Party at the Beer Chateau tonight! lol, I was taking a pre-game nap when I heard my niece and pals hollerin about the OT winner since I had a 9:30 faceoff for my league game.. now, I know that might seem like 'sacriledge' for some, but my Hockey Pigs always come first, even if the Cup is on the line for the Kings... now, I did pull heavy shifts late in the 3rd and in OT killing a 5-3 power-play,...and even scored the game winna in the shootout,... super hockey win for Swiney on 6/4...only 3 more to go and it'll be real golden around the Chateau.. lates, von S.
  • 5/30/2014 4:36 AM
  • timvonswine.com
    bastakas wrote:Hey Tim what do you think about Maddy in the next Elastic Assholes??Can you convince her take the pig cock in the ass??She likes anal so much ;)We lv lv lv lv lv sexy Maddy well,...you couldn't have called that one ANY better,..lol. Maddy gets the 'hogleg' up her ass in EA#12, out next month.. >;) lates, von S.
  • 5/30/2014 4:35 AM
  • timvonswine.com
    ^Raf; I'm not planning on BA#10 just yet as I have to have at least 3 hot big titters available to get it started, and right now I haven't quite seen what I want to start that one cooking just yet, although that CAN change here in a weeks time if we're lucky. and yes, I'll consider your suggestion pending her availability,.. thanx for the nice words about BA#9..I had some real babes in that cast. lates, von S.
  • 5/19/2014 5:35 AM
  • Girls sucking a dick from flaccid to hard
    Float_my_boat wrote: I remember Tim Von Swine mentioning when somebody asked that a fairly large percentage of males he casts are "spikers" (caverject); maybe 30%. actually, I AVOID hiring the 'spikers' at every turn. now, I have had a guy or two spike on a shoot of mine w/out telling me, and one time I knew after I started the scene that the male performer was on the needle and called him out on it after it was over. it all worked out and his 'needling' is not allowed on my set moving forward. currently, I do believe that 30% of the male talent pool is taking the needle and that the % will only rise as now there's NO shame from the directors or producers since we're in the 'bottom line' era of XXX. VERY few po...
  • 5/17/2014 5:35 AM
  • 2014 NHL Playoff Contest & Smack Talk Thread
    Cornell Lingus wrote:^ He took a couple of win big or lose big gambles like I did and ended on the wrong side of the bets (also like I did). Right now I am still feeling good about my prediction that the team beating Anaheim in the second round would go on to win it all. yeah, I was unaware of a few MAJOR details going into my picks; 1. how healthy or not, Ben Bishop was. 2.same for Steve Mason. (and I dont care how good Emery played in ANY of his games, Mason would've got Philly that series). 3. had NO idea of the division setup to the Conf. Finals. I thought they still re-seeded 1-8 after each round like the old way which is why I had LA/Ana in a rd.3 head-head meeting.I always pick how I see the tree going all the way to the Fin...
  • 5/12/2014 3:56 AM
  • Why Are There No Fat Guys in Porn?
    Totally Unprofessional #3 has me in front of the camera in each scene to some degree as I continued w/Mike's format of a blend between POV and tri-pod camera angles. and,..the girls in that dvd were fantastic,..easily my fave movie I've done,..ever. if any of you are still 'about' this dynamic then go check it out.. lates, von S.
  • 5/6/2014 9:57 PM
  • 2014 NHL Playoff Contest & Smack Talk Thread
    BSD wrote:Besides, even if the Orange County crowd does venture up to Staples in numbers, Von Swine and his thug buddies will be waiting to beat them up and vandalize their cars anyway. whenever it pertains to holdin down the home turf, one is never too old to goon it up....(knuckle crack) lol. -von S.
  • 5/1/2014 4:34 AM
  • 2014 NHL Playoff Contest & Smack Talk Thread
    I love this spot in the cellar!,..lol. and that's because; 1. the LA Kings ripped the San Jose Sharks heart out and stomped it on the ice in game 7. 2. we FINALLY get a ANA/LAK playoff brawl after waiting for 15-20 years.. 3. tonight, after being down 0-2 ALL game, my Hockey Pigs tied it w/:22 seconds to go before we killed a 4 on 3 AND 5 on 3 powerplay in OT, before I won it in the shootout 3-2 (my 1st two guys fanned, and hit a post respectively on their chances..) as the 3rd/final shooter. man, that felt good.. so, congrats to ALL of you ahead of me this year and best of luck moving on to rounds 2-4 as I got all the hockey stoke I need for some time. go Kings, and I'll be hangin in the weeds the whole way regardless... lates, von S.
  • 4/25/2014 4:04 AM
  • Girls holding Multiple loads in mouth
    gokkunny wrote:It is a damn shame these weren't filmed in HD.they WERE filmed in HD, we just didnt save our HD/splits version(s) to an external hd(and that is totally OUR blunder). getting those scenes in 'HD' for web viewing means we have to re-capture (not re-edit) the footage which is time consuming and not necessarily free either. now, if Mike were to have an arrangement to re-do that portion of his catalog for online/vod consumption then we'd do it. but as it stands, there are no offers on the table. hopefully in the not too distant future we can have this turned around, and formatted in the way it should/needs to be, since Mike's catalog is one of the most dominant ever. lates, von S.
  • 4/21/2014 1:45 AM
  • 2014 NHL Playoff Contest & Smack Talk Thread
    Redish wrote:LA getting their doors blown off. I rarely use a 'hunch' pick anymore, rather stack teams up head to head w/as many tangible strengths I see and go from there. now, San Jose IS due against the Kings, as are St.Louis, but I still saw the matchup slightly in the Kings favor, and mostly because they grinded their way to the Conf. Finals last year. now do I think the Kings are toast? not really, but I'll do my Capt. Obvious routine here and say that if they dont even the series coming out of Staples center, then they'll be playing golf and sitting on the beach by May 1st... lates, von S.p.s.; Matt Greene was a DISASTER last night...he alone opened the door for those first three goals..he's got to come out of the lineup...Edited by ...
  • 4/20/2014 10:14 PM
  • 2014 NHL Playoff Contest & Smack Talk Thread
    wow, that dis-allowed gaol for Tampa just ended their series,...I haven't seen a blown call directly impact a team that heavily in a loong minute.. bummer, I was pullin for Stamkos to break-out this year instead of getting dinged w/a knee to the haed and a concussion..dude got rocked on that play.. LOT of hockey left gang, but TB is in hospice care from here on out... lates, von S.
  • 4/18/2014 4:33 AM
  • 2014 NHL Playoff Contest & Smack Talk Thread
    ^ BSD; I had ZERO idea that Mason was hurt until AFTER I picked,..but, I'm on the hook now, so.... Kings had a dreadful start, but they either come out guns blazing in game 2, or they will be obliterated in 5 by this angry Sharks team.. and even tho I have Colorado, I was bummed to see Bryzgalov lose the way he did,..he was playing his ass off and had a couple crucial breakdowns from the guys in front of him at the wire,..and, much to what Bono said, look at Columbus take it to Pittsburgh, still dont think they can steal it, but they came to battle which is great to see after so many years of that franchise being a whipped dog... lates, von S.
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