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Porn Connections: Performer, Director, Studio Representative, Cameraman, Photographer, retired porn maven/whore wrangler..., one of the greatest ever,....1-man gang status
Date Joined: January 2004
Location: ....burned out paradise
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  • 12/19/2014 3:37 AM
  • Is swallowing dead?
    rambo99ca wrote: enjoy your retirement.when it gets here, I will. lates, von S.
  • 12/18/2014 5:17 AM
  • Is swallowing dead?
    jeffandersonn release an IR blowbang with 10-12 guys every 2 months.Mason is still shooting a blowbang serieunfortunately all facialsso yes, swallowing is dead.and no, for us, those scenes are not profitable or able to be staffed with the talent we feel brings the necessary dynamic required. you keep comparing me & Mike to other shooters who for the most part, are using other peoples prod. money and performers that we do not. that = apples & oranges Jeff...and keep in mind, Mike & I are STILL around w/NO internet presence because we do things OUR way w/our own $$$..I have respect for any shooter still shooting blowbangs regardless of how they structure it, how they staff it, how they shoot it, and how they pres...
  • 12/16/2014 6:02 AM
  • Is swallowing dead?
    jeffandersonn wrote:and i cannot believe in US there are no way to find guys who want to shoot blowbangs for free.i mean, i'd pay to be in one of them!well, believe it kid, because that's the truth. you think some guy who's RELIABLE on camera, w/our production $$$ on the line, is going to just show up to get blown for a total of like 3-5 minutes(tops), alongside 3-15 other dudes, after going to pay for a test out of his own pocket to the tune of $150-$180?... dude, it's NOT happening.and keep in mind, we hire people we LIKE on our sets, that don't cause any problems , don't steal anything, don't gripe over the million things that Mopes tend to gripe about, NOT cheeseball,..etc., etc.. I could go on forever as to why the guys that were hire...
  • 12/14/2014 7:13 PM
  • Is swallowing dead?
    jeffandersonn wrote:there is something wrong in US porn.In Spain and Germany producers are still making blowbangs with more than 20 guys....i can name and John Thompson Production.and they make money from american producers need to find the right formula to keep shooting this kind of porn.word is that those dudes PAY to be in the blowbangs over there,.. also, it's a different pay scale for the chicks, so comparing US to Euro XXX is pretty irrelevant. some of you think it's as easy as deciding to just 'spend the money' like in the old days. the # of issues and problems w/making the old type of gonzo could keep me hear for paragraphs,... but I wrote about this decline and disappearance of blowbangs, etc. years ago ...
  • 11/28/2014 1:39 AM
  • Boobs 2014 (Yea it's back)
    ^Dogz,..after ALL of these years for me & Mike, it's still so awesome to hear something that nice from a fan,.. thanx bub, we still do our best to entertain the best we can since we're FULLY aware of how golden it is to make a living in porno,.. the fans & feedback are part of the pure stoke we get from being here. thanx again holmes, -von S.
  • 11/12/2014 5:38 PM
  • Jules Jordan Video - Upcoming Releases
    Fitnezz Fuk wrote:^ Yea but neither of those guys release their shit in 1080p which is a deal breaker for me.are you saying the HD content at videobox is only broadcast in 720? because our catalog that's available there from PTL#5 on should ALL be HD save for a comp or two that included SD scenes. please let me know if that's the case so I can look into why that is. thanx to any/all of you fans of Mike and myself, we appreciate it now more than ever. lates, von S.
  • 11/4/2014 2:23 AM
  • Veruca James in LA and now a Spiegler Girl!
    Veruca James wrote:SO INCREDIBLY EXCITED!!!!! I love DPs and I got matched up with James & Erik, talk about a fantasy match up! That was a very lucky day for me!xo VI dunno Veruca,..a DP smash from Swiney & Angus Maple might be too much for you! I know FOR SURE we'd do our best to 'crush' you to ecstasy...heheif you ever wanna romp in the Pigpen, just holla! you know I luv ya... X/O - von S.
  • 10/29/2014 4:01 PM
    Peepshow #5 trailer's a look at the Peepshow #5 trailer gang,..we haven't done one of these forever so I thought it would be fun to put it back into the rotation,... lates, von S.duh,..there's already a link to this trailer 2 posts up, well, now there's 'double link post goodness FTW!'...Edited by - von_swine on 10/29/2014 4:02:19 PM
  • 10/29/2014 2:27 PM
    rafaga85 wrote:von_swine wrote:Peepshow #5 will be Brooke Wylde, Loni Legend, Amirah Adara, & Veruca James. Noelle WILL be in Boobaholics #10, but the rest of the cast is TBD and I don't want to tempt the porno jinx from hampering the upcoming shoots I have lined up.. ;) Thanx for asking bub,..more info as the scenes/shoots go down... lates, von S.I saw Peepshow#5 trailer right now! Wow, good job, Tim! Brooke Wylde's scene seems so hot!!About Boobaholics Anonymous, I LOVE this series. Last volume (BA#9) was awesome and it was a great cast with Noelle Easton, Whitney Westgate and Tessa Lane in the same movie! Finally you're shooting vol. #10 and I'm very happy to see Noelle Easton in the BA#10 cast again as last year!Don't worry, I don't...
  • 10/25/2014 2:54 PM
    rafaga85 wrote:von_swine wrote:Brooke will be in Peepshow#5, which releases in November. And yes, she was fantastic!.. lates, von S.Wow, great news! Tim, I saw this Noelle Easton's pic on your twitter profile, she'll be in Peppshow # 5 too with Brooke Wylde? Another question: any news about Boobaholics Anonymous # 10?Peepshow #5 will be Brooke Wylde, Loni Legend, Amirah Adara, & Veruca James. Noelle WILL be in Boobaholics #10, but the rest of the cast is TBD and I don't want to tempt the porno jinx from hampering the upcoming shoots I have lined up.. ;) Thanx for asking bub,..more info as the scenes/shoots go down... lates, von S.
  • 10/23/2014 4:20 PM
    rafaga85 wrote:Hi Tim!I saw these Brooke Wylde's pics on your twitter!picsDid you book her for your next movie??? Edited by - rafaga85 on 10/22/2014 7:40:40 AMBrooke will be in Peepshow#5, which releases in November. And yes, she was fantastic!.. lates, von S.
  • 9/14/2014 7:31 PM
    POV Pervert #17 is on its way gang,..take a gander at the trailer and pics as each gal was 'blue-ribbon' caliber in the looks AND bangout categories..POV #17 trialer linkyhighlights; Carter Cruise going OFF while grinding on 'lil Porky' in cowgirl, Jodi Taylors awesome gape-fest, Serena Ali making me do a triple pop creampie (oh gawd), and Caseys lens melting bj segment... these gals ALL brought their A-game and to me to the wall!..lolthis one even rivals Totally Unpro #3 in the heat/chemistry department as well, so keep that in mind if that's something you like in your porno thesedays...that's all for now... lates, von S.
  • 9/12/2014 3:57 AM
  • Sam Nose: POV
    ^...this might be the best post I've ever seen in my life,..ANYWHERE... ~O_O~... "for seventeen minutes and twenty five seconds, we hear the long version,..."dogzcatcher, absolutely KILLED me w/this it.. lates, von S.
  • 8/27/2014 3:45 PM
    BeDawg wrote:I finally became a member on in order to get my favorite Tim von Swine / Mike John blow bang scenes from the last few years in HD quality. The quality is 720 Px (not 1080) and not every movie is online, but it's still great. It was super fun to assemble my own best-of compilation of Swine smut! I already own a lot of the movies on DVD, but those quality scenes are worth paying twice and are going directly into my favorite porn stash.Sperm Receptacles 6 is one of the movies I like the most and luckily (I thought) it is actually online plus in HD. But here comes the flaw: Unfortunately it is presented in the wrong aspect ratio. Its size is 960 x 720 but should be 1296 x 720 (or alternatively 1280 x 720). That means t...
  • 7/2/2014 8:09 PM
  • air conditioning, take it or leave it
    ok, seeing as the OP was done TEN years ago (my gawd), I was pleasantly surprised to see this topic being kicked around again. now that I live in a different place and part of the SFV, the Chateau DOES have AC, two units actually. and as hellish as it can get, I usually only break down and crank the AC if a heat wave hits say, day 5-6...OR if it's just too hot to go to sleep. it's also a must have on shoot days or else there would be nothing but sweat and limp dicks on my couches, lol. so, ten years later, how do I REALLY feel about AC? I still don't like it, & it does affect my sinuses, but I'll use it accordingly whenever push comes to shove. so I guess I'll take it, & then, even tho I mostly do without it. fu*k it, I'll LEA...
  • 7/2/2014 4:26 AM
  • JJV's "Elastic Assholes 12" - Casey and Maddy!
    joachim wrote:To be clear Tim, it's nothing against you, personally. That's how I feel about POV scenes in general. that was basically the drift I got from your post, so please don't think I was throwing any vibe or shade your way,..was just (honestly) bummed that you're not a fan of pov porno. lates, von S.
  • 6/29/2014 10:57 PM
  • JJV's "Elastic Assholes 12" - Casey and Maddy!
    joachim wrote:I can't overstate my disappointment with this release. In my opinion, if you want to shoot POV anal scenes, you should create a POV anal series. In particular, to waste London and Maddy's scenes on that crap is most disappointing of all. well Joachim, seeing as how I was the one IN the scenes w/London & Maddy I don't feel they were 'wasted' at all.... in fact, quite the contrary, lol. I almost did the ENTIRE movie POV style fyi... either way, shame you are not a fan of POV porno. can't win em' all can you?.. ^thanx Asmodeus, you see a TON of porno so it means a lot that you liked this movie. lates, von S.
  • 6/29/2014 12:31 AM
  • JJV's "Elastic Assholes 12" - Casey and Maddy!
    thanx Asmodeous...Elastic Assholes #12 is the for sure the best ALL anal flick of 2014!!..well, at least IMO, lol. the gals were fantastic and all of them took it up the ass like real ladies. gonzo foreva! lates, von S.
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