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Porn Connections: Performer, Director, Studio Representative, Cameraman, Photographer, retired porn maven/whore wrangler..., one of the greatest ever,....1-man gang status
Date Joined: January 2004
Location: ....burned out paradise
Profile URL: http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/von_swine




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  • 10/29/2014 4:01 PM
  • timvonswine.com
    Peepshow #5 trailer linky..here's a look at the Peepshow #5 trailer gang,..we haven't done one of these forever so I thought it would be fun to put it back into the rotation,... lates, von S.duh,..there's already a link to this trailer 2 posts up,..lol well, now there's 2..lol. 'double link post goodness FTW!'...Edited by - von_swine on 10/29/2014 4:02:19 PM
  • 10/29/2014 2:27 PM
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    rafaga85 wrote:von_swine wrote:Peepshow #5 will be Brooke Wylde, Loni Legend, Amirah Adara, & Veruca James. Noelle WILL be in Boobaholics #10, but the rest of the cast is TBD and I don't want to tempt the porno jinx from hampering the upcoming shoots I have lined up.. ;) Thanx for asking bub,..more info as the scenes/shoots go down... lates, von S.I saw Peepshow#5 trailer right now! Wow, good job, Tim! Brooke Wylde's scene seems so hot!!About Boobaholics Anonymous, I LOVE this series. Last volume (BA#9) was awesome and it was a great cast with Noelle Easton, Whitney Westgate and Tessa Lane in the same movie! Finally you're shooting vol. #10 and I'm very happy to see Noelle Easton in the BA#10 cast again as last year!Don't worry, I don't...
  • 10/25/2014 2:54 PM
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    rafaga85 wrote:von_swine wrote:Brooke will be in Peepshow#5, which releases in November. And yes, she was fantastic!.. lates, von S.Wow, great news! Tim, I saw this Noelle Easton's pic on your twitter profile, she'll be in Peppshow # 5 too with Brooke Wylde? Another question: any news about Boobaholics Anonymous # 10?Peepshow #5 will be Brooke Wylde, Loni Legend, Amirah Adara, & Veruca James. Noelle WILL be in Boobaholics #10, but the rest of the cast is TBD and I don't want to tempt the porno jinx from hampering the upcoming shoots I have lined up.. ;) Thanx for asking bub,..more info as the scenes/shoots go down... lates, von S.
  • 10/23/2014 4:20 PM
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    rafaga85 wrote:Hi Tim!I saw these Brooke Wylde's pics on your twitter!picsDid you book her for your next movie??? Edited by - rafaga85 on 10/22/2014 7:40:40 AMBrooke will be in Peepshow#5, which releases in November. And yes, she was fantastic!.. lates, von S.
  • 9/14/2014 7:31 PM
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    POV Pervert #17 is on its way gang,..take a gander at the trailer and pics as each gal was 'blue-ribbon' caliber in the looks AND bangout categories..POV #17 trialer linkyhighlights; Carter Cruise going OFF while grinding on 'lil Porky' in cowgirl, Jodi Taylors awesome gape-fest, Serena Ali making me do a triple pop creampie (oh gawd), and Caseys lens melting bj segment... these gals ALL brought their A-game and to me to the wall!..lolthis one even rivals Totally Unpro #3 in the heat/chemistry department as well, so keep that in mind if that's something you like in your porno thesedays...that's all for now... lates, von S.
  • 9/12/2014 3:57 AM
  • Sam Nose: POV
    ^...this might be the best post I've ever seen in my life,..ANYWHERE... ~O_O~... "for seventeen minutes and twenty five seconds, we hear the long version,..."dogzcatcher,..you absolutely KILLED me w/this one...love it.. lates, von S.
  • 8/27/2014 3:45 PM
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    BeDawg wrote:I finally became a member on videobox.com in order to get my favorite Tim von Swine / Mike John blow bang scenes from the last few years in HD quality. The quality is 720 Px (not 1080) and not every movie is online, but it's still great. It was super fun to assemble my own best-of compilation of Swine smut! I already own a lot of the movies on DVD, but those quality scenes are worth paying twice and are going directly into my favorite porn stash.Sperm Receptacles 6 is one of the movies I like the most and luckily (I thought) it is actually online plus in HD. But here comes the flaw: Unfortunately it is presented in the wrong aspect ratio. Its size is 960 x 720 but should be 1296 x 720 (or alternatively 1280 x 720). That means t...
  • 7/2/2014 8:09 PM
  • air conditioning, take it or leave it
    ok, seeing as the OP was done TEN years ago (my gawd), I was pleasantly surprised to see this topic being kicked around again. now that I live in a different place and part of the SFV, the Chateau DOES have AC, two units actually. and as hellish as it can get, I usually only break down and crank the AC if a heat wave hits say, day 5-6...OR if it's just too hot to go to sleep. it's also a must have on shoot days or else there would be nothing but sweat and limp dicks on my couches, lol. so, ten years later, how do I REALLY feel about AC? I still don't like it, & it does affect my sinuses, but I'll use it accordingly whenever push comes to shove. so I guess I'll take it,..now & then, even tho I mostly do without it. fu*k it, I'll LEA...
  • 7/2/2014 4:26 AM
  • JJV's "Elastic Assholes 12" - Casey and Maddy!
    joachim wrote:To be clear Tim, it's nothing against you, personally. That's how I feel about POV scenes in general. that was basically the drift I got from your post, so please don't think I was throwing any vibe or shade your way,..was just (honestly) bummed that you're not a fan of pov porno. lates, von S.
  • 6/29/2014 10:57 PM
  • JJV's "Elastic Assholes 12" - Casey and Maddy!
    joachim wrote:I can't overstate my disappointment with this release. In my opinion, if you want to shoot POV anal scenes, you should create a POV anal series. In particular, to waste London and Maddy's scenes on that crap is most disappointing of all. well Joachim, seeing as how I was the one IN the scenes w/London & Maddy I don't feel they were 'wasted' at all.... in fact, quite the contrary, lol. I almost did the ENTIRE movie POV style fyi... either way, shame you are not a fan of POV porno. can't win em' all can you?.. ^thanx Asmodeus, you see a TON of porno so it means a lot that you liked this movie. lates, von S.
  • 6/29/2014 12:31 AM
  • JJV's "Elastic Assholes 12" - Casey and Maddy!
    thanx Asmodeous...Elastic Assholes #12 is the for sure the best ALL anal flick of 2014!!..well, at least IMO, lol. the gals were fantastic and all of them took it up the ass like real ladies. gonzo foreva! lates, von S.
  • 6/10/2014 1:56 AM
  • Maddy O'Reilly
    GatosNunez wrote:Maddy is super cute as ever in this trailer but - please - who THE HECK is this super handsome sixpacked guy having the privilege? I mean, WTF? six pax?..c'mon, get w/it... I roll with a twelver,..lol. lates, von S.
  • 6/9/2014 2:56 AM
  • Astro's Best of 2013
    thanx a million Astro,..that's some of the best feedback/compliments on my 'work' I've ever received in my 12-13 years in this game. I'll prolly never get my name on a boxcover again regardless of my output or it's quality, but w/you being one of the only remaining reviewers who still seem to care about the connection of the fans/creators of XXX, it's great to see actual breakdowns about the finished product front-back, regardless of it being gonzo, feature, etc...there's not many people left making porno that are pornographers anymore... glad my perv instincts are still making a filthy impact on what I shoot.. ;) lates, von S.p.s.; your verdict on Veruca is spot on... tattoos or no, she's a fantastic addition to the talent pool and is an ...
  • 6/5/2014 5:45 AM
  • 2014 NHL Playoff Contest & Smack Talk Thread
    Cornell Lingus wrote:Game 1 to the Kings, in OT of course. Party at the Beer Chateau tonight! lol, I was taking a pre-game nap when I heard my niece and pals hollerin about the OT winner since I had a 9:30 faceoff for my league game.. now, I know that might seem like 'sacriledge' for some, but my Hockey Pigs always come first, even if the Cup is on the line for the Kings... now, I did pull heavy shifts late in the 3rd and in OT killing a 5-3 power-play,...and even scored the game winna in the shootout,... super hockey win for Swiney on 6/4...only 3 more to go and it'll be real golden around the Chateau.. lates, von S.
  • 5/30/2014 4:36 AM
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    bastakas wrote:Hey Tim what do you think about Maddy in the next Elastic Assholes??Can you convince her take the pig cock in the ass??She likes anal so much ;)We lv lv lv lv lv sexy Maddy well,...you couldn't have called that one ANY better,..lol. Maddy gets the 'hogleg' up her ass in EA#12, out next month.. >;) lates, von S.
  • 5/30/2014 4:35 AM
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    ^Raf; I'm not planning on BA#10 just yet as I have to have at least 3 hot big titters available to get it started, and right now I haven't quite seen what I want to start that one cooking just yet, although that CAN change here in a weeks time if we're lucky. and yes, I'll consider your suggestion pending her availability,.. thanx for the nice words about BA#9..I had some real babes in that cast. lates, von S.
  • 5/19/2014 5:35 AM
  • Girls sucking a dick from flaccid to hard
    Float_my_boat wrote: I remember Tim Von Swine mentioning when somebody asked that a fairly large percentage of males he casts are "spikers" (caverject); maybe 30%. actually, I AVOID hiring the 'spikers' at every turn. now, I have had a guy or two spike on a shoot of mine w/out telling me, and one time I knew after I started the scene that the male performer was on the needle and called him out on it after it was over. it all worked out and his 'needling' is not allowed on my set moving forward. currently, I do believe that 30% of the male talent pool is taking the needle and that the % will only rise as now there's NO shame from the directors or producers since we're in the 'bottom line' era of XXX. VERY few po...
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