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Boxcover for Cream My Ring
Cream My Ring 

Release date: 5/31/2004
Reviewed on: 10/9/2005 by astroknight


Studio: Union Jaxxx

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 171 min. Production Date: None given Director: Paul Arbitor and Jamie Cast: Eve, Jessica Love, Magda, Nicole, Sara Nice, Scarlet Haze, Mark Sloan, Dem, Lee, Steve Hooper, and Tony DeSergio The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent checked out anything from Rude Brittania, but with what looks to be an anal creampie movie this seems like a great place to start. Initial Reaction: Theres some nice effort put in from the girls, but the camera work and editing rarely let things get past the average mark. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Brit porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well captured anal sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is fairly hollow, as well as seeming to be a bit of the quiet side. The video is presented in the non-anamorphic widescreen format, which is always knocks the movie down a notch or two with me because it seems like the Mal-Wart method of doing a method cheap rather than right.
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Boxcover for Cathy's Diaries
Cathy's Diaries 

Release date: 4/11/2003
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by astroknight


Studio: Union Jaxxx

Review brief: Running Time: 102 min. Production Date: 6 / 29 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Malissa Walker, Laura Jones, Carla St. James, Pete Le Meat, and Frazer Fox Initial Expectations: So far Ive been disappointed with almost everything Ive seen from Union Jaxxx. This doesnt give me high expectations here. Initial Reaction: Extreme boredom. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to watch somebody new and insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos fast forward button is broken Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, although there are a few background noises such as the stars being given direction and the cameraman tripping over what sounds like pop cans. The video is about the same quality. It has some grain but is nicely lit. Unfortunately, theres more than a few soft focus problems, a ton of jerky pans and zooms, and some obvious shadows from the cameraman that hold it back. It ends up looking like a beginners attempt at porn.
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Boxcover for Writer 2: Tales Of Erotica
Writer 2: Tales Of Erotica 

Release date: 3/19/2003
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Pete LeMeat
Studio: Union Jaxxx

Review brief: Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 6 / 12 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Pete LeMeat, Taylor J., Carla Upson, Stephanie Grant, Natalie Jones, Vicky Bowyer, Gaz Cadman, Faye Rampton, Frazer, Autumn, Melissa Walker, Brandy, James Maine, Gary Long, and Matthew Janis Initial Expectations: After watching a few other Union Jaxxx titles, my only hope is that I can have the strength to not use the fast forward button. I wouldnt put money on it. Initial Reaction: Its the best movie Ive seen from Union Jaxxx, but is still far from perfect. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to watch people they havent seen much before Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of nastier sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio has a few minor background and balance problems, but there arent many of them. The video is much better, and barely even has any grain. Its also well lit and has very few shadows. Music: The music is mostly your typical porno music, and at its loudest its nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Boxcover for A.E.R. Adult Entertainment Robot 1
A.E.R. Adult Entertainment Robot 1 

Release date: 12/11/2002
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Angel Long, Karina Clarke, Pete LeMeat, Michelle Thorne
Studio: Union Jaxxx

Review brief: Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 1 / 18 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Michelle Thorne, Angel Long, Jane Whitehouse, Pete Le Meat, Taylor-J., Rebecca Smyth, Lucy Law, Lee Henshaw, Karina Clark, Stephanie Grany, Sahra Wright, Laura Meadows, Beth Thornton, Justin Round, and Frazer Fox Initial Expectations: I havent been impressed with anything from Union Jaxxx yet, so Im not expecting too much here either. Initial Reaction: Perhaps the only thing more cleverly invented than the AERs is the fast forward button. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for something cheesy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something very hot or well done Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly well done. The audio is normally clear and well balanced, but there are a few areas where the sound gets a little jumbled. The video has a slight bit of grain, but is normally very well lit. Music: Theres a little music, but its kept very quiet in the background. Menus: The menus are extremely basic.
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British & Barely 18 2 

Release date: 4/14/2003
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by astroknight


Studio: Union Jaxxx

Review brief: Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: 10 / 03 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Karla St. James, Fran Lord, Donna Marie, Bonny Heart, Ashley, Maxine, Teona, Karina, Amber, Cloe, and a couple guys Initial Expectations: I wasnt at all impressed with British and Barely 18 #1, and Im not expecting much more here. Initial Reaction: Theres a couple good scenes here, but most of its easily skipped. Who Should Watch It : Fans of female masturbation Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see that the women are really enjoying sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is balanced pretty well, but there are a few minor distractions throughout the feature. The video is very clear, and nicely mixes black and white and color. Music: The music rests softly in the background of the movie, and at times is so quiet that you barely even know its there. Disc Problems / Complaints: Theres no time stamp for the feature. As Ive said numerous times in the past, this always ticks me off and makes the DVD feel cheap to me.
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Boxcover for Saturday Night Beaver plus Tit-Fuck Frenzy
Saturday Night Beaver plus Tit-Fuck Frenzy 

Release date: 4/14/2003
Reviewed on: 4/17/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Cathy Berry
Studio: Union Jaxxx

Review brief: Saturday Night Beaver Running Time: 45 min. Production Date: 7 / 28 / 2001 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Lisa Cumings, Gary Long, Keith Burton, and Kelly Watts Initial Expectations: For some reason, rather than sounding fun this one scares the heck out of me. Initial Reaction: This beaver isnt going to find much wood. Who Should Watch It : People who lose bets Who Should Avoid It: Everybody else Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a bit to be desired. The first scene has a bit of background noise that makes it sounds as if it was done in a subway restroom. The balance is okay, but nothing too great. The video is also okay. There arent many technical problems, but the angles normally leave much to be desired. Music: The music is very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, and has a slightly techno feel to it. Complaints: Theres no time stamp for the feature, which is extremely annoying. Luckily theres three chapters, which means you can move around the feature a little.
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Boxcover for British and Barely 18 1
British and Barely 18 1 

Release date: 2/1/2003
Reviewed on: 2/1/2003 by astroknight


Studio: Union Jaxxx

Review brief: Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: June 2002 Director: None Listed Cast: Karla St. James, Fran Lord, Donna Marie, Bonny Heart, Ashley, Maxine, Teona, Karina, Amber, Cloe, and an uncredited black guy and blonde Initial Expectations: When I met the people at Union Jaxxx at the Adult Expo, they seemed offended when I asked if they were on just VHS or both VHS and DVD. They told me they were only on DVD since theyre looking to the future. With that kind of attitude, I cant help but go in with some decent expectations. Initial Reaction: Yawn. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos main concern is watching somebody theyve never seen before. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants scenes that feel a little different from each other. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is balanced pretty well, but there are a few minor distractions throughout the feature. The video is very clear, and nicely mixes black and white and color footage. Music: The music, which isnt in all of the feature, is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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