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Review brief: Girls Gone Anal is a weak attempt to rip off the various Gone Wild TV shows and videos. Luckily, the sex is pretty decent, so the moronic plot can be forgotten. A cameraman goes to Club Titicaca (all you 12-year olds can laugh now) and asks gorgeous blonde Sharon Wild and now brown-haired Violet Blue to be in his new skin flick. When they hear the name of it (Girls Gone Anal), they scream and giggle like theyve been asked to be on Star Search. So much for the setup. Once the girls stop laughing and acting like nitwits, they get down to some semi-decent sex with Seth Dickens and another dude (possibly Brad Baldwin). Both girls take it up the pooper and get popshots on their tits. Violet gives a little post-cum head. Unattractive brunette Julie Knight is the next to be approached. She gets double-teamed by two guys (possibly Reno and Kris Knight). She gets her bald beaver banged before the guys go to work on her asshole. Theres no DP, but she accepts a double facial frosting for her efforts. Three brunettes have a lezout next.
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All About Anal 2 (LGI) 

Release date: 3/8/2005
Reviewed on: 5/19/2005 by tongue-in-groove

Starring: Kyle Stone, Vanessa, Jasmine, Reno, Kat, Trent Tesoro, Brad Baldwin, Chanel Chavez, Seth Dickens, Kelly Wells
Studio: LGI

Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: All About Anal #2 is a disappointing effort from a director, Roy Karch, I usually admire. This flick employs girls best described as B Listers, and the guys spend the entire 105 minutes abusing them ad nauseum. Each scene starts with the girls teasing and diddling themselves with toys. The guys proceed to throat gag them, fuck them hard and rough, overusing the anal (no vaginal fucking), gaping, A2M, and facials that all women enjoy NOT!!! Im still waiting for an explanation as to why some people find continuous gaping and A2M erotic and sexy. To me, having the guy insert his cock into a girls butt, stroke 3-4 times, then pull out to show the crater hes created in her, then re-insert for a few strokes, then pull out to have the girl suck his cockwell, it just ruins the continuity of the action and destroys any heat. We have three brunettes (Kelly Wells, Vanessa, and Chanel Chavez), a blonde (Kat), and a redhead (Little Jasmin), and all the scenes are interchangeable. The action (or lack thereof) is the same in each scene.
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Cocksuckers Contest 

Release date: 9/20/2004
Reviewed on: 3/14/2005 by misternogood

Starring: Liza Harper, Angelica Sin, Lena Ramon, Brandi Lyons, Gen Padova, Ashley Haze
Studio: LGI

Directed by: Rod Fontana
Review brief: The cast: Angelica Sin, Liza Harper, Ashley Haze, Gen Padova, Brandi Lyons, Lena Ramon, Luccia. Hosted by Ron Jeremy, Directed by Rod Fontana. LGI Digital along with the website www.cocksuckerscontest.com invited some girls to compete for the top prize of 10,000 dollars.The winner of the contest was determined by viewers of the dvd and website, and whichever girl had got the most online votes was considered the winner. The show set is similar to what a courtroom looks like and Ron Jeremy is seated at the Judges desk and he has a dildo for a gavel. One at a time each girl has a seat near Ron and she is asked why she should be the winner, and then the scenes start. Liza Harper is up first and she gives a great bj and often licks his balls. While kneeling on the floor she jerks him off in her mouth. Next is Gen Padova, and while giving the bj she changes between deepthroating to stroking him with her hands while sucking. Gen jerks him off in her face. Angelica Sin is third and she starts the bj while wearing black gloves and later she gets titfucked.
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Review brief: I recently gave an unfavorable review to Teen Auditions, a decent flick ruined by director Digital DKs constant talking during the sex action. Well, fair is fair, and I will offer DKs other new release, Cum Eating Teens, as an example of how to make very good porn. Here, DK doesnt waste our time with inane interviews and non-stop commentary. The five girls start each scene with a little tease, then get right down to business. And while none of these girls would be considered a candidate for the A List, all are very enthusiastic about their performance and give very hot scenes. There is great camerawork here, as the girls bodies are captured at just the right angles. The sets and lighting are top-notch. The guys are not asked to dish out any abusive behavior. The performers simply suck and fuck each other and DK lets their actions do his talking.
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Review brief: What can you say to a director who thinks hes the star of a movie? What can be said to make a egotist like Digital DK understand that we dont purchase porn to listen to nitwits like him talk over the action? Is there any way he could have screwed up Teen Auditions any more? Is there a possibility this will be a positive review? The answers to these questions could fill volumes, so Ill just say that the jive-talking director, who sounds like a reject from a Hollywood blaxploitation flick of the 70s, managed to take away any heat generated by some decent looking talent. None of the five girls were true rookies to the jizz biz, so DK could have let them do what theyre good at (sucking and fucking) and kept his yap shut.
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Sex-Z Illustrated 

Release date: 6/17/2004
Reviewed on: 11/7/2004 by tongue-in-groove

Starring: Gina Ryder, Ava Vincent, Nicole Sheridan, Monique Alexander, Rebecca Love
Studio: LGI

Review brief: Sex-Z Illustrated is all about a supposed new porn magazine of that name which is run by Nicole Sheridan. This is a decent couples flick if you can overlook (or FF through) the terrible acting. Nicole is auditioning some new male talent in the person of Voodoo to open the movie. Theres pretty good action here, including a good ass pounding, before she takes a facial. A couple of other models, brunette Gina Ryder and Talon, get it on after the set clears and the crew leaves. Not a lot of heat here, with the couple going through the motions before Talon dumps on Ryders tummy. Two beautiful blondes, Ava Vincent and Monique Alexander, are rehearsing for their shoot in the dressing room. Theres pretty good action here, including some toy insertion. Rebecca Lord is a new talent, and she needs to learn the ropes. Ryder is back, and she and John West give brown-haired Rebecca a thorough audition, which ends in a face splattering for both girls. Latino brunette Soma is a model, and Rick Masters is her photographer.
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Review brief: Deconstructing Ava is a slick couples flick from director Roy Karch. The sex is pretty good, captured well for the most part (more below on that), and there is an appealing lack of acting needed. The female talent ranges from attractive to very cute. The plot involves a high-end gentlemens strip club and its customers. In a weird twist, Ava Vincent plays ALL the employees at the club a stripper, a ticket seller, a ticket taker, etc. Cute brunette Keiko takes on her date, Tony Tedeschi, on a couch in a private room in the opening scene. Theres some anal pounding and a creampie finish. Cherokee is a pudgy brunette who dallies with Steve Hatcher in a theater within the club. Its uneventful, predictable sex that ends in a facial. The club supplies a fetish room for pervs, and this time its a jail cell, where Cheyne Collins plays with blond Lauren Phoenix. Again, not a lot of steam here before Collins drops a load on her pubes. Cute blond Joelean plays a dominated woman to Barrett Blades.
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Review brief: Star Struck is a pretty good couples film filled with erotic sex and a decent storyline. Brooke Alexander is a fan of porn star/director Randy Spears. Fan is too soft a word; obsessed is more like it, with her walls covered by his photos. In an effort to meet her idol, she pretends to be a journalist requesting an interview. She arrives at the set of one of his features. Blonde Olivia Saint and Steve Hatcher are running through their first scene. Theyre out by a pool and its a warm day. Olivia looks great in a red sundress. Before long, the couple is going at it frantically on a lounge chair. Steve fucks Olivia vag and anal and cums on her face. Brooke starts talking to Randys assistant, brown-haired beauty Venus, and before long theyre in a bedroom making out. This is a pretty good lezout, and the girls seem hot for each other, as well as the toys they play with. The next scene Randy shoots has Chris Cannon jumping cute Asian Mia Smiles bones. There is nice chemistry between the two and they screw in several positions.
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Review brief: Trade Secrets shouldnt stay a secret for long. This is a pretty decent fuck film with above-average talent, very little dialogue (always a plus), and good, hard sex. This Sex Z production from director Roy Karch features Felix Vicious, Alana Evans, Olivia Saint, Kim Chambers, and Rose, all of whom give spirited-to-hot performances. Kim is the owner/operator of a gentlemans club and the others work for her in some capacity dancer, bartender, etc. The camerawork throughout this feature is terrific, the lighting good enough to see the action without the use of a flashlight. The music is a bit loud for my old ears, but the sex is captivating enough to allow one to ignore the tunes.
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