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Boxcover for Bacon Love
Bacon Love 

Release date: 7/15/2005
Reviewed on: 7/12/2006 by primo-matarazzo

Starring: Samantha Fox, Poison, Misty Mendez, Kimmy Lee, Zenova Braeden
Studio: Lava Releasing

Directed by: Oscar Myer
Review brief: Fish Dont Fry in the Kitchen, Beans Dont Burn on the Grill Bacon Love 2005, 1 hours and 51 minutes (released 7/21/2005) Cobra-Digital Directed by Oscar Myer Starring Poison, Zenova Braeden, Kimmy Lee, Misty Mendez & Samantha Fox What You Should Know: This might be the movie you never find. The movie you never thought youd want to see. The movie that even the performers who are in it might not want you to find and thought youd never want to see. They dont want you to see it, know that theyre in it or know of its existence. But thats where I come in. You cant hide from me, chubby chasers -- I know where to find you! You have to laugh out loud at just how unapologetically offensive the title is, first of all. A lot of BBW titles have the words fat, chunky or whatever in them, but Cobra Digital just said fuck it and called their joint Bacon Love and you still totally get from the title what its all about.
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Boxcover for Quench

Release date: 8/9/2005
Reviewed on: 3/19/2006 by misternogood

Starring: Raven, Vanessa, Veronica, Justin, Mystic, Monique Fuentes, Brianna Beach, Veronika Raquel
Studio: Lava Releasing

Review brief: There is an old saying "Diamonds are a girl's best friend." No doubt about it, most women just love jewelry. Whether it is precious stone or gold, to them it is a necessity. So you can imagine the excitement that Veronica Raquel felt when she discovered a necklace of gold and sparkling jewels. How happy she must have been to have found such a treasure. Little did she realize, the moment she wears the necklace she will be consumed with an unrelenting thirst, and the only way to quench that thirst would be with a man's cum. Presented in vignette form, this blowjob movie features five one on one scenes, and one scene of two girls on one guy. All the blowjobs here are on the seductive side, so you will not find any of that rough facefucking nonsense here. I bought it over at MoviesbyMail, but it may be available elsewhere. The first half of this movie is actually pretty good, with a good bj scene on an outside balcony, followed by a nice bj scene in a pool with a cute blonde.
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Boxcover for Dirty Fuckin' Pictures
Dirty Fuckin' Pictures 

Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/10/2006 by tongue-in-groove

Starring: Liza Harper, Julie Night, Desire Moore, Kelly Wells, Malory Knoxxx
Studio: Lava Releasing

Review brief: Dirty Fuckin Pictures is certainly dirty, and theres a lot of fuckin going on, but its nothing but average by todays porn standards. The problems start with the cast. While none of the girls here could be considered unattractive, there are no drop-dead gorgeous ones either. And with Rod Fontana in four scenes, you know the male talent isnt exactly eye catching (Dirty Harry, Valentino, Silvio Mato, and Byron Long round out the cast). Then there is the issue of abuse. The guys call the girls bimbos and tramps, drag them around by their hair, slap em, throat gag em, and generally coerce them to submit to whatever they want. The dialogue borders on verbal rape. As for the sex itself, when the guys arent trashing the girls, theres some good, hard fucking. Four of the five girls (save Mallory Knoxxx in the finale) take it in the pooper and all take facials. Each scene involves one girl with 2 or 3 guys. The girls are, in order: Liza Harper; Desire Moore (who also does DP and A2M); Julie Night (another DPer); Kelly Wells; and Knoxxx, who also pees through her panties.
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Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 11 / 1 / 2004 Director: Rick Cuban Cast: Lee Stone, Sandra Romain, Brianna Beach, Veronica Jett, Mary Jane, Scott Nails, Hollie Stevens, Haily Young, Natasha, Nicole, and Daisy The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything from Slave 2 Lust Productions, so Im going into this one with a pretty open mind. Initial Reaction: It pretty much sucks. Who Should Watch It : Convicts Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for a feature or high quality technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects pretty much suck. Theres a decent balance in the audio between Sandra and Lee, but theres also some background noises. Some of it sounds kind of music-like, but it rests in the background so much like background noise that I thought the people next door to where the movie was shot were probably a bit prudish and turned up the radio to cover up the noises from the porn set. In other places you can tell that theres actual music.
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