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Meat Me At The Fair 

Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 1/26/2003 by joe-shaver

Starring: Johnny Law
Studio: Heartland Studios

Review brief: The prologue is presented in widescreen with a sepia tint giving that western feeling. Scott Bradley in cowboy hat is approached by his blond buddy Steven Hunter who asks Scott if hes going to the fair. Yup, Scott replies in his best Gary Cooper imitation. Hoping to get lucky there? Yup. And we too are hoping they will find some blue ribbon winners. We now cut to full screen and color as the boys arrive at the Antelope County Fair and the credits run over the action. There are a lot of rides at the fair. We see Scott being tossed from a mechanical bull. But it is different ride these boys have in mind. Things begin to look up when Steven runs into his cute Mexican friend Eduardo Rivera and his friend Lex Milan. When Lex and Scott are introduced they and we see fireworks so it is not surprising that they soon leave the other two behind and go off to send up some more rockets. We now cut abruptly to two totally naked guys we have never seen before having sex in a barn. They are Johnny Law and Derek Long.
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Young Joyriders 

Release date: 8/22/2002
Reviewed on: 8/28/2002 by joe-shaver

Starring: Cameron Fox, Brett Collins
Studio: Heartland Studios

Review brief: Whats there to do in a small town in the middle of nowhere? Thats the problem that faces the two bored twinks we meet at the beginning of Young Joyriders. So, when they spy an abandoned car with its motor running belonging to the rich kid, Boris, the temptation to go for a joyride is impossible to resist. Josh Peters, one of the joyriders, is an average, nice-looking twink, while the other, Pauly Johns, is a fluffy-haired bleached blond with penciled eyebrows that I wasnt sure was male (probably a sweet kid, but much too effeminate for me). He resembles a young Marlene Dietrich. Discovering there is a cell phone in the car, they dial up a buddy, Bastian Gould, to see if he wants to come along, but Bastian has other plans. These plans include a young washing machine repairman, Jason Sizemore. We know Bastian has other plans, because he is wearing neither pants nor underwear as he is talking on the phone. The repairman is no dunce either and knows just what tool is needed for this job. Hes got the right one, and its a big one.
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