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Boxcover for Leg Affair 13
Leg Affair 13 

Release date: 9/3/2005
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006 by tongue-in-groove

Starring: Tia, Yvette, Silvia Saint, Laura, Jenny, Linda, Mia Stone, Janos Volt, Clark, Donna Marie, Steve Hooper, Kevin King
Studio: H2 Video

Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Leg Affair #13 may have been made exclusively for foot fetishers, but I get the impression director Frank Thring was also trying to attract the general porn audience. If so, I think he failed miserably. I cant believe anyone other than those in love with the female foot could be interested in this flick. Thring forces us to watch stupid interviews - with himself, no less - before each scene. That puts a cooling element on the flick immediately. Im not sure about other fans, but I dont watch porn to hear some gray-haired guy tell us how great he is or the details surrounding the shoot. Its self-indulgent and boring. Following Thrings opening self-interview, we get Donna Marie and Mia Stone in a decent lezfest. Personally, I could have used less shoe licking and more pussy eating, but thats the theme of this series. Brunette Yvette and some dude (hey, Frank, would it be so hard to add scene-by-scene credits?) are next. Heres where I really have to scratch my head.
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Review brief: Vanity is a decent couples-friendly Italian porn film. That is, if the couple doesnt mind anal sex, A2M, or facials. Cause theres plenty of that action set amid nice, soft settings; Muzak background; and basically tender, non-abusive, love-making. Strokers, leave the room! There are the mandatory Euro porn standards: girls staring at the camera, fake moaning by guys and girls, a lot of girls with frozen open mouths (as though theyre in total sexual fervor), and the guys halting their stroking every ten seconds to get some more head or to spit on the girls crotches. While some viewers may find this type of behavior sexy, others may find it annoying. The girls range from attractive to semi-cute in the looks department. Michaela Sabitini, a brunette with a killer bod,leads off and gets her cute butt drilled before taking a nice open-mouth facial and applying some loving PCH. Carrot top Judy White is second, and she cavorts with an older, paunchy gent (none of the men are identified), including anal, A2M, and a shot to her pussy to end things.
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Review brief: After watching Web Chicks Gone Crazy, I couldn't possibly be tempted to watch another movie about "girls on the internet"? Penny Flame and the rest of this cast convinced me otherwise. I was surprised to see an American feature from H2 Video when I had previously thought they only did european productions. The plot revolves around some guy and Tiffany Taylor being broke so they decide to film people having sex and putting on the internet. What a simple concept. The sex was kind of average which for Tiffany Taylor an improvement from her previous incarnation as Heather Hunt. Angela Stone put in an anal scene (with her signature squirting) which had a tease portion that was actually pretty decent as she dressed to get ready for the stranger she's about to fuck on webcam and using a tie as a blindfold. This was after she got a job with Tiffany's company after having been fired from her old job from having cybersex at work. Saana has sex in the dark with some dude while Tiffany watches.
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Boxcover for Sport Babes 1 (H2)
Sport Babes 1 (H2) 

Release date: 11/6/2003
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by tongue-in-groove

Starring: Jasmin, Karina, Alissa, Renato, Andy Brown, Alexa May, Kevin King, Timoti Hayd
Studio: H2 Video

Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Sport Babes is the first of a series of four Euro flicks featuring cute girls in sporting settings (on an archery range, riding a horse, in a gym, etc.). While it has some good moments, its hard to believe this series ever got to Volume #2. The girls range from attractive (Alice in Scene 3) to drop-dead gorgeous (Alissa and Alexa May in Scenes 2 and 5, respectively). The sex is standard Euro fare hard fucking, lots of anal, some A2M, a little DP, and facials galore. Of course, theres also the typical gaping, camera stare downs, and fake moaning that detracts from the heat. Also, three of the scenes are shot in outdoor locations (you decide if thats a plus or minus). The lezout between Jasmine Forever and Karina didnt do anything for me or Mrs. Groove. But if you really want boring, watch the 54-minute Behind the Scenes feature. Director Frank Thring (think Ed Powers with an English accent) hams for the camera and tries to explain to his multi-language crew how he wants things.
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Boxcover for Decadence (H2 Video)
Decadence (H2 Video) 

Release date: 3/27/2004
Reviewed on: 3/3/2005 by scipio

Starring: Jessica Fiorentino, Jennifer Dark, Claudia Ferrari, Franco Trentalance, Gabriel Montoya
Studio: H2 Video

Directed by: Francesco Fanelli
Review brief: Not to be confused with either the VCA title, or Andrew Blake's Studio A title of the same name.. The film starts with Michelle and a friend getting out of a swimming pool, while some "plot", the gist of which is "what should I do about these dreams" is dubbed over the top of their dialogue. I smell a vignette film coming on somehow... Scene One: "Michelle", Vin Diesel lookalike. A reasonably attractive dark-haired woman walks down some steps, then up some steps, past a guy doing his best Vin Diesel impersonation. She is heavily made-up. We cut to a toilet, where she sits, then she crawls across the floor to his crotch as he leans against the wall. His pants fall down and so she naturally starts sucking on his cock. The next cut features her astide the sink while Vin (now totally naked) pounds away from behind. The fake moaning reaches the point where I turn the sound off in the interest of my own sanity. Next is RAC. At this time she is still wearing her stockings and her top.
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Boxcover for Sport Babes 2 (H2)
Sport Babes 2 (H2) 

Release date: 1/2/2004
Reviewed on: 4/5/2004 by coyote22

Starring: Lucy Lee (Czech)
Studio: H2 Video

Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 H2 Video's Sport Babes 2 INITIAL THOUGHTS: This is my first experience with H2 Video, but from what I have heard it is a lot like Private and Hustler. The women on the cover look hot so I hope that the sex it too. VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in a full frame presentation, and was clear. The audio was well done as well. THEMES: Anal, Oral, ATM, PTM, Rimming (b/g) EXTRAS: Behind the Scenes (10:00), Slideshow, Trailers (superfuckers 21, superfuckers 22, superfuckers 23, inside my panties, inside my panties 2, inside my panties 3, leg affair, leg affair 2, sport babes) HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it, I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a detailed description of the film that way you (the reader) will get a real sense for the film and what it contains. I will give a film a 5 if I like all of the scenes, all of the stars, enjoy the performances (you get the picture); I rate descending upon that. I like to see: a
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