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Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 135 min. Production Date: 5 / 10 / 2004 Director: Tristan Seagal Cast: Anastasia Christ, Kathy Anderson, Lucy Lee, Sarah, Claudia, Mick Blue, Denis Blue, Denis Marti, George Reno, and of course, Tristan Seagal The Short Story Initial Expectations: All I needed to know I had to check this one out was Anastasia Christs name in the credits. Initial Reaction: I doubt most of the girls here are teens, but they do put out a hot scene! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot sex with European beauties Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all teenagers The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear, but there are a few minor balance problems. The level also varies a bit throughout the movie, and there seems to be a break where it gets quieter about halfway through the movie. The video is okay. Its nicely lit, but theres a varying degree of noticeable pixelation throughout the entire movie.
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Boxcover for Teen Tryouts: Audition 35
Teen Tryouts: Audition 35 

Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004 by nutty-buddy

Starring: Christina Bella, Sarah Blue
Studio: Devil's Film

Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: Title: Teen Tryouts Audition #35 Cast: Vanessa, Ellen, Kristina Bella, Liz Honey, Sarah Blue, George Reno & Tristan Seagal Director: Tristan Seagal Studio: Devils Films Date Of Production: 6/14/04 Duration: 2:13:00 What's Happening?: straight, pussy to mouth, toys, facials Scene One: Sarah Blue & Tristan Seagal [ /image ] --> [ /image ] -->Sarah Blue has that cute thing going on. She's not bad to look at. Her and Tristan get it on in On your belly up your ass as well. This is more tamed. Tristan eats out Sarah on the bed and then Sarah returns the favor. Him eating Sarah out is probably the height of this scene. From the blowjobs to the reverse cowgirl, to the side saddle, to the cowgirl, mish and doggystyle, I was extremely bored. Sarah's pretty but not very convincing. She ends up jerking a load into her mouth to end the scene. Female Looks: 7/10 Overall Chemistry: 2/5 Scene Two: Vanessa & George Reno [ /image ] --> [ /image ] -->Vanessa is one of my favorites but I admit she is kind of scrawny and not that great looking. Average Eastern European chick.
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Boxcover for 18 Year Old Pussy 2
18 Year Old Pussy 2 

Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004 by tongue-in-groove

Starring: Jon Dough, Pamela, Ekzavir Wray, Tristan Seagal, Talon, Vanessa Gold, Myriam, Lara Cox
Studio: Devil's Film

Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: 18 Year Old Pussy #2 from Devils Films had the potential to be a top-notch stroker flick. Unfortunately, some genius allowed Tristan Segal to direct and perform, and the dual responsibilities proved too much. Not that the rest of the cast doesnt try hard, particularly the females. But Segal and his male counterparts simply dont know how to offer an erotic fuck. They are too busy trying to steal the scenes from the girls with semi-abusive, moronic antics. Cute brunette Patricia has a nice body, particularly a terrific ass. She romps with a guy (the credits on this flick are atrocious) and takes a face pasting for her trouble. Blond Myriam looks bored throughout her tryst with Segal. Cant say as I blame her, what with his constant attempts to humiliate her. She takes a closed-mouth facial to end a scene that could have been much better. Lara Cox takes on two guys in the next scene. This is a fairly standard 2-on-1, with no anal or DP, that ends in another facial. Semi-cute blonde Vanessa Gold, the box cover girl, sports a sweet shaved slit and an unsightly pierced lip.
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