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Jerkoff Material 11 

Release date: 7/21/2014
Reviewed on: 7/26/2014 by bono-one

Starring: Tim Von Swine, Sheena Ryder, Maddy O'Reilly, Ava Dalush, Emma Snow, Candice Dare
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: The latest in the Jerkoff Material series. Spread out over the course of two discs Tim Von Swine employs a fine cast of ladies to tease 'n' please. A nice mix of anal too in this one and you had mostly swallowed pops with a little trace of facial as well. Tim also works in a couple of cream pies in this one when he was up to bat.
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Review brief: Tim Von Swine produces and directs this latest installment of his all-anal series. He has a nice cast lined up in this one including Maddy OíReilly, London Keyes, Casey Calvert, Luna C. Kitsuen and Savannah Fox. Tim is a fantastic POV director and he has some talented asses to work with here!
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Review brief: Praise the Load 9 from Jules Jordan video is presented by Mike John and directed by T. Von Swine. This is a two disc set, with disc 1 containing 4 scenes, and disc 2 containing the final 2 scenes, as well as a 43 minute behind the scenes, cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. This is a good entry in the series, with many of the girls taking cock deep down their throats. Theres a bit of fucking thrown in, but mostly its lovely women doing blow-bangs, sucking as much cock as they can before getting their faces plastered.
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Elastic Assholes 12 

Release date: 6/23/2014
Reviewed on: 6/29/2014 by bono-one

Starring: Tim Von Swine, London Keyes, Maddy O'Reilly, Casey Calvert, Savannah Fox, Luna C. Kitsuen
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: The latest release from director Tim Von Swine and it brings us a new installment in the Elastic Assholes series. So you know that means lots of good hard anal sex. With a cast featuring London Keyes, Casey Calvert and Maddy O'Reilly you know that will be worth watching.Tim keeps two of those girls for a little POV fun allowing Sean Michaels to have his way in some IR fun with Miss Casey Calvert. Tim has a third scene in this one with the busty Luna C. Kitsuen while Savannah Fox makes a return visit to the chateau to have a little DP party with Mark Zane and Ike Diesel. Lots of anal as I said plus some dp action too in the one scene.
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Totally Unprofessional 3 

Release date: 4/23/2014
Reviewed on: 5/24/2014 by jk-reviews

Starring: Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Dahlia Sky, Veruca James, Layla Price, Savannah Fox
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Director/performer Tim Von Swine has always flown the flag for the common man, but nowhere more so than with this release. Swine represents a majority of male porn fans in that he's over 40 and overweight, and yet, puts himself in the action and shows again here why he should be there. These 5 scenes are hot because we get to see people who are simply enjoying one another. The girls enjoy their time with Swine because he treats them right, and the sex is enjoyable. Frankly, what else can you ask for?
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Review brief: Tim Von Swine takes over the unprofessional duties from the AWOL Mike John in the 3rd volume of this series. This is a little departure for Tim as this 3-hour+ feature isnít totally shot in POV. He has a couple of tripods set-up around the room so he can capture all the action. Besides that, he has an incredible cast in this one including Veruca James, Claire Robbins, Dahlia Sky (the artist formerly known as Bailey Blue), Layla Price (the artist formerly spelled as Laela Pryce) and Savannah Fox.
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Totally Unprofessional 3 

Release date: 4/23/2014
Reviewed on: 4/29/2014 by bono-one

Starring: Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Dahlia Sky, Veruca James, Layla Price, Savannah Fox
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: The latest release from Tim Von Swine and this time he is doing double duty shooting camera as well as supplying the cock for these girls to play with. Each scene is solid working in POV fucking'n'sucking along with Tim going in front of the camera to lay pipe to these babes. He is familiar with pretty much all of them as they have visited the Beer Chateau before. You also get anal in every scene and in keeping with the double theme Tim gives each girl two loads. A solid release.
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Review brief: Tim Von Swine presents a 2-disk collection featuring 6 babes who each participate in 4-man blowbangs. Of course, Tim being Tim, he has to get his nut off twice in this one! LOL. Donít blame him, actually! He has a nice cast in this one but Iím most excited to see Maddy OíReilly make her long awaited debut at the Chateau. Jennifer White, Chase Ryder, Mia Rider, Ana Foxxx and Emma Snow round out the cast.
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Review brief: The latest in the blow bang series from director Tim Von Swine. Praise the Load is the name and we have six girls spread out over two discs who tease us, then please us taking on four dicks apiece in their respective scenes. Tim has a couple stay after school for a little teacher/ student conference, lol. This adds some sex into the mix along with one more load for the girls. You have first timers here along with absolute lovers of blow bangs- see Maddy O'Reilly's scene for that. Very easy to recommend for fans of blow bangs.
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Review brief: The greatest hits of Mike John and Tim Von Swine! This 2-disk compilation disk covers 8 scenes from the pairs earlier spectacular Praise The Load franchise. Over 4 hours of girls participating in blowbangs with up to 4 guys and taking a lot of spunk all over their faces. Sarah Shevon, Andy San Dimas, Emma Heart, Katie St. Ives and Chastity Lynn are only some of the girls showing off their skills!
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Review brief: If you want anal, DPs, and cum eating, this should be a must buy release. Each and every girl turns out two cum swallowing scenes and there's great chemistry from start to finish. Add in well done technical aspects and a great behind the scenes featurette and this becomes yet another release that shows why Tim Von Swine deserves a heck of a lot more attention than he ever receives.
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Review brief: A new comp title from Mike John Productions and the scenes over this two disc set are taken from the Praise the Load series so you know the girls will do a lot of cock sucking and then being rewarded for their hard work with multiple loads blasted to their faces. Two discs here so plenty of blow bang material to enjoy.
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Review brief: Tim Von Swine returns with his exceptional series now in its 10th volume. Even though the title card says Mike John Productions, make no mistake, this is a Von Swine masterpiece. He has 6 scenes here featuring some bodacious babes. Some of them get banged twice even! There are blowbangs, anals, DPís, swallowing, creampiesÖmost everything is covered in this 2-disk collection! Zoey Monroe and Alana Rains headline the cast but this one also features return appearances from Missy Monroe and Violet Monroe! Plus, if that isnít enough, it also features a young blonde newbie who I had the pleasure of interviewing a couple of weeks ago in Jenna Ivory. So sit back, grab some tissues and get ready to jerkoff!
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Review brief: The latest release from Tim Von Swine who brings a good cast together for Jerkoff Material 10. This features the return of Missy Monroe who gets last scene honors and she does anal! In fact you get some nice anal in several scenes here. Spread out over two discs you get some fine action including 2 on 1 scenes and some solid dick sucking throughout and mostly facial pops or swallowed loads. Very easy to pick up if you're a fan of what Von Swine's been releasing these last few years and that's been some solid smut fans.
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POV Pervert 16 

Release date: 11/20/2013
Reviewed on: 12/13/2013 by captain-jack

Starring: Tim Von Swine, Gabriella Paltrova, Zoey Monroe, Kat Dior, Layla Price, Chase Ryder
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Tim Von Swine takes over the controls of this series from the absent Mike John. That shouldnít be a disappointment to anyone since Tim is a great pornographer in his own right! He is Mr. Everyman, meaning that a maturity of people watching this product probably look more like him than they do Manuel Ferrara. LOL. I know I do!!! Anyways, he has a great cast here to play with including Zoey Monroe, Gabriella Paltrova and Kat Dior.
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POV Pervert 16 

Release date: 11/20/2013
Reviewed on: 12/9/2013 by bono-one

Starring: Tim Von Swine, Gabriella Paltrova, Zoey Monroe, Kat Dior, Layla Price, Chase Ryder
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: A new POV title from Tim Von Swine and it's the POV Pervert line which hits #16 with this installment. Five more girls to visit the Beer Chateau for some fun times. Tim gets in some good close tease shots leading then to some solid head and pussy banging. There is substantial anal in this one too with one scene featuring two anal cream pies while the others were facial/ open mouth finishes. Tim doesn't break the POV wall beyond showing his lower area and of course his cock. The energy was good from the girls making this an easy recommendation.
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POV Pervert 16 

Release date: 11/20/2013
Reviewed on: 11/21/2013 by astroknight

Starring: Tim Von Swine, Gabriella Paltrova, Zoey Monroe, Kat Dior, Layla Price, Chase Ryder
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Tim Von Swine takes the reigns of Mike John's award winning POV series, and does so with all the skill one has come to expect from him behind the camera. Chase Ryder is the only girl who doesn't give up the ass, and Kat Dior turns out a great scene taking not just one, but two anal cream pies. Add in great anal scenes from Zoey Monroe, Gabriella Paltrova, and Laela Pryce and there's plenty to like here sexually. The technical aspects are also very nice for POV porn and there's some very nice care put into the extras. As one has come to expect from Mike John Productions, this one's well worth your hard earned money.
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Review brief: Tim Von Swine presents an all oral release featuring 6 gorgeous babes. Sasha Grey is the star of this release but Naomi, Barbie Cummings, Kaci Star, Riley Shy and Kacey Villianess also lend their mouths to the proceedings. The six girls account for 10 scenes and countless loads of cum are splattered on their tongues and on their faces.
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Swine's P.O.V. 

Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 11/3/2013 by captain-jack

Starring: Lea Stevenson, Tim Von Swine, Sunny Lane, Nikki Nievez, Andrea Ash, Haley Paige
Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: An older DVD made itís way to me this week and I was more than happy to put my thoughts down. When I see Haley Paige staring at me from the box cover, I knew I was going to enjoy it! Tim Von Swine is the Ďeverymaní representation in the porn industry. The dude likes to drink beer and bang hot girls, something that we guyís would love to do but it doesnít come so easily for us. Plus, he has a gut like me so I can relate to him! It gives me hope! LOL.
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Review brief: This is a great big tit POV release. Tim Von Swine and Mike John has assembled a great cast of all natural big tit beauties, and the girls show off plenty of personality as well as turning out some great sex scenes. The technical aspects are well done, and the behind the scenes featurette is well done and adds nicely to the overall release. This one's definitely worth the purchase.
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Review brief: Tim Von Swine directs this 2-disk DVD which features anal, DPís and lots and lots of cum swallowing. Each girl puts in two performances and their total screen time is about an hour each. He has an outstanding cast including Veruca James, Sarah Shevon, Cameron Canada and Alaina Raines. I donít know the last girl, but after witnessing lot of Von Swineís efforts over the years, I have every confidence that he has found a good one!
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Review brief: The latest entry in the No Cum Dodging Allowed line which reaches a Baker's Dozen here with #13. Tim Von Swine brings four ladies over to the Beer Chateau for some fucking 'n' sucking ending with the women taking all the cum and swallowing it. In addition to the fine oral action captured here you have each girl adding some fucking as well including anal and in some cases double penetration. Von Swine also gets lucky in this one, a few times getting his cock sucked and also analizing them before blasting off the pig sauce for them to consume. If you've seen the series before this one fits in nicely as each girl did her part and thankfully so did the studs filling them up with jizz.
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Review brief: Calling all big boob fans!!! Tim Von Swine (with a cameo by Mike John) is here to satisfy all your needs! He has 5 scenes with some newer girls but all have them have giant racks! The cute and sexy Tessa Lane is probably the most well-known of the big breast brigade but all of them will suddenly give you a desire to go motor boating.
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Review brief: "Elastic Assholes 11" was a fun ride that have the good time feeling while getting the hot girls fuck in the ass, without the circus acts or the idea of getting the guy more attention than the girl who is the main character in the movie, for most of the regular fans, plenty of minutes in the BTS,
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Review brief: The latest release from Mike John and for the first time in a while the man himself appears in the title actually performing/ shooting one of the five scenes. Tim Von Swine handles those duties in the other four scenes and you have five busty ladies here ready to show off their boobs and these are some nice natural racks boys 'n' girls. The title is also all POV so the focus remains largely on the girls here with just a part of the guy in the shot, basically their hard cock! Plenty of titty fucking to go along with the fucking and the prime shot here as you'll find out had the girls rocking back allowing their tits to really move about while they rode.
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Review brief: Mike John's "Crowd Control 2" get me fooled, I was thinking of controlling the population instead of the group of men at the time on each scene, I went automatic on Mike's history or to better say it my brain did, once I stop enjoying it and did the second view, I correct myself and I apologize for the use of PED's and HGH's to boost my performance on every review, since about the third one, I did it thinking on surpassing Astro in his Hall of Fame of porn career, no love for me I know, but a lotta love for this one from Mike and Tim behind the camera, great work!, get you copy now.
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Review brief: A top notch girls with cum on their faces/in their mouths release.
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Review brief: Tim Von Swine recycles this series after about 4 years. The premise is simple, the girls blow 3 or 4 guys at a time and swallow their jizz down. He has a nice cast with AJ Applegate, Veruca James, Adrianna Luna, Nikki Sexx, Katie St. Ives and Cameron Canada, a hot new blonde. Girls, I hope you have a good appetite!
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Review brief: A new blowbang from Tim Von Swine reviving the Sperm Receptacles line after a near 4 year absence. He's assembled a good cast too with Adrianna Luna, Veruca James and AJ Applegate among the girls featured. The gist of this show is the girls doing a blow bang usually with four guys resulting in the pops being fired off into their waiting mouths to be swallowed. This takes place in each scene here plus in two scenes, Adrianna's and AJ's, we get some after school play time for Timmy who takes on both girls adding in some pussy fucking along with the POV head games. If you've enjoyed the series in the past you should get a lot of satisfaction from this one too as the girls more than do their part to generate the jizz bombs fired off to end the scenes.
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Review brief: Tim Von Swine is an assman and we are all thankful for that! He shows us 5 anal sluts here that like taking a big dick balls deep in their bootys. Krissy Lynn, AJ Applegate, Kimberly Kane and 2 newbies are the cast in volume 11 of this series. Krissy has been an anal queen for awhile and AJ is making up for lost time. If youíve never seen that big ass get plugged before, youíre in for quite a treat!
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Review brief: This is a Mike John Production but since I havenít seen or heard Mike on one of his discs in over a year, I will give all the credit to Tim Von Swine, his partner in crime. He has four scenes covering over 2 hours and 40 minutes featuring the likes of Jada Stevens, Penny Pax, Jennifer White and Claire Robbins. Every scene consists of a babe and 3 guys getting all three holes filled.
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Review brief: If you're a fan of anal sex with personality, this is definitely a release that's worth picking up. Tim Von Swine makes this a very friendly and enjoyable anal sex release from behind the camera while never toning things down. Leilani Leeane, Penny Pax, Sarah Shevon, Sharon Lee, and Sierra Sanders all give up the ass extremely well, and Swine captures it just as well. The technical aspects show some nice care and there's some solid effort put into the extras. This one's worth the purchase.
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Review brief: A new anal show from Tim Von Swine that brings us a good cast of girls ready to display how elastic their ass holes are. Some newer talent here in AJ Applegate, Kat Dior and Sasha Casey with a couple more established girls in Krissy Lynn and Kimberly Kane. Tim is the shooter in all five scenes as well as the dick in three of them. Tom Byron and Sean Michaels make single scene appearances so the ladies are well taken care of in this release and anally fucked real good with a nice bit of A2M too mixed in.
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Review brief: This is a great anal release with Penny Pax, Jada Stevens, Claire Robbins, and Jennifer White all giving up all three of their holes extremely well. The technical aspects are nicely done and there's a great behind the scenes featurette that's filled with eye candy and personality to help out the overall DVD. This one's well worth the purchase.
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Review brief: This out time , I'm looking at Praise the Load 8 , the latest in this series which focuses on blowbangs, brought to you by director Tim Von Swine , and Jules Jordan Video.
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Review brief: A new show from Tim Von Swine and he's here to showcase four girls who will attempt to control a trio of swinging dicks in each scene. With a cast like Claire Robbins, Jennifer White, Jada Stevens and Penny Pax I don't think that will prove to be an issue. The scenes offer up some tease to start and with asses like Jada's and tits like Penny's this was a good way to begin. Each girl is analized too along with the blow bang action and facials all around save for one scene where the girl gets one facial but then the last two guys deliver cream pies, one vag and one anal.
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Review brief: Mike John and his partner Tim Von Swine present their 8th volume of this popular series in which hot babes are smothered in cum. Actually, Mike John doesnít appear at all in this edition so itís mostly about Von Swine. They have some nice babes here to participate in blowbangs including Veruca James, Tara Lynn Foxx, Abby Cross and Gabriella Paltrova.
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Review brief: The latest installment in the long-running series delivers some energetic cock-sucking and messy faces. The lineup of dicks has dwindled as the series has progressed -- earlier editions, in some cases, had twice as much spuzz -- but there's plenty of paste here for some pretty faces.
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Review brief: A new entry in the Praise the Load series where we have five more girls ready to drop down and praise a few cocks, get their pussies played with a little and give us a very good blow bang ending with cum glazed faces. Some recognizable names here with Tara Lynn Fox and Veruca James featured. Tim Von Swine helms the camera and even gets involved in a couple of the scenes after the blow bang has finished. Pretty simple premise here with a short bit of tease followed by the girls dropping down into the favorite position allowing the mopes to surround them and whip out their cocks. Very easy to check out for fans of blow bangs as Tim knows the shots to hit and gives plenty of coverage to the girls and their bodies.
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Review brief: Hey everyone , I'm back with a review of Boobaholics Anonymous 8 from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John Productions
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Review brief: This was a very good anal dvd, I found the Penny Pax and Sierra Sanders scenes to be the hottest, but all the scenes are hot and very strokable.
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Review brief: Director Tim Von Swine takes over the directing duties of Mike Johnís Racially Motivated 4. Tim is a good director and when heís behind the camera, you know heís going to get some in at least one scene and in this one, he gets two lovely black ladies to work with. The 3 other scenes are of the interracial sex that we are used toÖwhite women with black men. And the white women featured here are the sexy London Keyes, Jacky Joy and Alex Chance.
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Review brief: Mike John and Tim Von Swine team up for Volume 8 of this series that celebrates big, natural boobs. Lizz Tayler is the headliner in this one but you might also enjoy Siri and Britney Young who I have witnessed in a couple of other DVDís. Expect a lot of titty tease, titty fucking and hot sex when Mike and Tim have a camera in their hands!
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Review brief: Elastic Assholes #10 is from Jules Jordan video, and directed by Mike John and Tim Van Swine. Its presented in widescreen and runs about 2 hours and 48 minutes. As you might guess from the title, this movie features women who like very big things up their ass. There are 5 scenes overall: 3 scenes are one on one, and two scenes feature more cock for the women. Theres decent interracial action as well. Special features include behind the scenes footage, a cumshot gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. Recommended if you love watching women take cock up their ass.
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Review brief: A new entry in the Boobaholics Anonymous line with five more big busty babes ready to show off their fun bags and you have one more in the bonus scene making six all told or 12 BOOBS!! As for the male talent you have a good mix with Mr. Pete, Sean Michaels, Michael Stefano and hell even Tim Von Swine whips out his cock to please this nice looking cast of hotties. Lizz Tayler might be the name most recognize but it's a good cast with a couple of the girls, Siri and Alia Starr on the main title that just have massive tits. The girl in the bonus scene also has huge knockers. Swine is very good with the boobage during the teases, not as much self nipple licking as I would have liked to see but we get some. Britney Young in the first scene does a 2 on 1 so we got off to a hot start. No anal in this one but lots of good pussy pounding and there is some nice oral for the ladies here too as well as them reciprocating.
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Review brief: Mike John "No Cum dodging Allowed" series has been top quality product all the time and number 12 is not the exception, with great captures and ability to mix a bit the final work is pure genius.
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Review brief: Mike John and Tim Von Swine are back with some assholes that need stratching out. This has been a pretty good series over the years and Mike has a nice cast of underrated hotties to present here. Sarah Shevon, Leilani Leeanne and Penny Pax are the ones Iím most interested to see in this one.
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Review brief: The latest in the Elastic Assholes series with Tim capturing five more lovelies who are ready to have their bumholes stretched by big cocks. Two of the girls, Leilani Leeane and Sarah Shevon take on two cocks while the other three ladies do one cock each. There is some toy play too to help stretch open some of the asses here and the guys get in some oral too with one or two licking some girl ass if I recall right. The girls then take over with strong oral throughout and then it's time to fuck beginning with the pussy but the boys don't wait long to test those asses. Facials to wrap the festivities up and the girls get in some clean up too. If you've enjoyed the series before this latest volume keeps the tradition going strong.
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Review brief: This has been a great series, but this release is a sign of the times. Reports of the DVD's demise may have been greatly exaggerated, but this is evidence that its dick is shriveling a bit. Watching this, I thought, am I romanticizing earlier releases, or is this not quite up to the abundance of, say Praise the Load 2? So I went back and watched that one again, and I was right. That was a 2-disc release, with seven ladies. This collection of six ladies fits on one disc. This has quality, just not the quantity of earlier releases. And each scene includes just four wads. Remember Adrianna Nicole bathing under seven loads in Load 2? Epic.
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Review brief: Mike John and Tim Von Swine have perfected the art of the blowbang and they are back with the 7th edition of their popular series. There is no fucking; this is all about the oral. By the end of the scene, the girls faces are covered with jizz. There is an impressive cast in this volume led by Jada Stevens, Leilani Leeanne, Lexi Swallow and drianna Luna.
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