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POV Pervert 17 

Release date: 9/22/2014
Reviewed on: 10/10/2014 by bono-one

Starring: Tim Von Swine, Serena Ali, Jodi Taylor, Casey Calvert, Carter Cruise
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: The latest release from Tim Von Swine and it's a return to a popular line, POV Pervert which hits #17 with this edition. Four more babes hit the Beer Chateau for a little fun and games with Tim's hog. Plenty of pov emphasis here from the butt tease to the girls giving head and onto the fucking both vag and anal of which there is a lot captured. A few gapes here and there though nothing for a long time. You have one anal creampie and more than enough cum is tasted by the girls before the scene is done. Every girl does anal in case you are curious plus the front cover points that out.
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Boxcover for POV Pervert 17
POV Pervert 17 

Release date: 9/22/2014
Reviewed on: 10/2/2014 by captain-jack

Starring: Tim Von Swine, Serena Ali, Jodi Taylor, Casey Calvert, Carter Cruise
Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: The POV master, Tim Von Swine, returns with his latest volume of shooting sexy ladies at his Chateau. He has a good cast in this 4-scene disk, the Carter Cruise, Jodi Taylor, Casey Calvert and Serena Ali. I believe three of these girls are new to Tim so I hope the old man can handle them! LOL. I'm very interested in seeing Carter and Jodi work in this series!
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Review brief: One of my favorite Mike John series and itís up to Volume 7. This series was on hiatus for awhile, but now itís back with a vengeance. The crib notes version is that Mike and his partner, Tim Von Swine, gather some young sluts to fuck and suck so that they get multiple loads on their faces/in their mouths.
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Review brief: And the award for messiest facial/mouth set of cumshots goes to: Katie St. Ives! Runner up award for messiest facial: Gracie Glam! (She kept her mouth more or less shut the whole time)
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Review brief: A new release from Mike John and this time out we get to enjoy more hot fucking with some of porns best new girls and they all serve in the subplot where Mike and Tim Von Swine are getting back at each other for what the other did-- basically nailing a chick that the other dug so enjoy some humor along with hot sex.
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Review brief: Teen Fuck Holes #3 STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Tim Von Swine CAST:Tiffany Taylor, Nilla, Lindsay Layne, Andrea Ash, Zoie J, Steven French, Marcos Leon, John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Sean Michaels & Randy Spears Q U I C K I E REVIEW: I only recently realized I've seen the first Teen Fuck Holes. It was okay. This one has a bit more pizzaz but not that much. I liked the Andrea Ash and Lindsay Lane scenes. Both do anal. Lindsay Lane is a Jamie-Lynn DiScala look alike but Tiffany Taylor is the hottest in this. Her scene was okay. Nilla and Zoie J didn't really do anything for me but they do put in decent performances. I thought the camera work lacked diversity but it's good enough. Overall, I would say this is worth renting if you're a fan of one of the girls but I personally wouldn't put this on my priority list.
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Review brief: Teen Fuck Holes 3 Studio: Platinum X Pictures Category: Barely Legal Director: Tim Von Swine Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Randy Spears, Tiffany Taylor, Manuel Ferrara, Steven French, Marcos Leon, Nilla, Lindsay Lane, Andrea Ash, Zoie J. Synopsis Here we go again with another effort from Tim V. Swine and PXP, and judging for the cover with tiffany and her fabulous tits, tits...
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Review brief: Here we have a chance to appreciate some fine looking ladies through the eyes of a pig,lol!! Tim Von Swine has brought an impressive group of young ladies together and the girls do a variety of fun activities in their scenes which have been nicely documented in the reviews already published for this title. My take is pretty similar so I'll cover the scenes which really got my blood boiling. I do need to say the cover shot of Tiffany Taylor was just beautiful to gaze at, I have to say I love a girl with nice boobs and Tiffany's got a gorgeous set!! So let me hit a couple scenes which took me for a nice ride. Andrea Ash: We begin with Andrea introducing herself to us and Tim procedes to have a short conversation with this young lady while also taking the opportunity to fondle her very nice rack. I like how he gets the girls at ease before unleashing a hard cock on them. 36C are the size of her good looking tits, liked the floor shots too we got for this tease. Bringing in Manuel Ferrara was a good choice as he brings out a good scene just about every time.
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Review brief: The thing that surprised me most about this video was the cover girl, Tiffany Taylor. I have seen many movies from her including her past incarnation as Heather Hunt and was never really impressed with her performance level despite her good looks. I wondered what Tiffany would be doing in a Platinum X movie. Then when I played the movie, the first thing that popped up was Randy Spears which surprised me again since I'm used to him doing his acting chops for features. He has a distinct manner of speaking and it was funny to see him waste his acting chops on introducing Tiffany as a teen fuck hole. Kind of a vulgar term coming from Randy. The most surprising thing was that Tiffany put in a good scene. Either it was Von Swine's direction, working with Randy, or just sheer improvement over time, she seems into the sex. As for the other girls, I liked all except the last scene Zoie J. Her body just doesn't fit my idea of a teen and I didn't care much about her face either.
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Review brief: Teen Fuck Holes #3 Produced 08/05 Platinum X Pictures (www.platinumxpictures.com) 134 minutes Directed by: Tim Von Swine Starring: Tiffany Taylor, Andrea Ash, Nilla, Zoie J, Lindsay Layne (Lindsay Lane), Marcos Leon, Steven French, John Strong, Sean Michaels, Manuel Ferrara, Randy Spears and Tim Von Swine (DVD only) Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Gonzo No Condoms Young newbies are on the menu in Teen Fuck Holes #3. Boxcover girl Tiffany Taylor and Andrea Ash are both beautiful brunettes, and one look at Lindsay Layne had me thinking of Jamie-Lynn DiScala (aka Meadow Soprano). There are five scenes. Cute blondes Nilla and Zoie are fucked anally, as is Lindsay, who along with Nilla, is also double penetrated. The cumshots are all oral/facials, with all the girls swallowing cum, except Tiffany. Nilla performs in the only interracial scene in her threeway scene with Sean Michaels and John Strong. Andrea's pussy starts flowing as Manuel fingers her pussy.
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