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Review brief: A new release from Mike John and this time out we get to enjoy more hot fucking with some of porns best new girls and they all serve in the subplot where Mike and Tim Von Swine are getting back at each other for what the other did-- basically nailing a chick that the other dug so enjoy some humor along with hot sex.
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Review brief: A strictly compilation film featuring lots of dick and very little chicks. Fans of blow bangs rejoice as this two disk film features some gorgeous ladies taking cock after cock like pros. Lots of oral in this feature clocking in at over six hours. Some sex shot in POV in this oral dedicated film spread across twelve scenes.
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Review brief: Mike John has compiled some of his hottest scenes from the Praise the Load and Jerkoff Material series. With Mike, you know what youre getting. Hes a top film maker and always films hot scenes. Blow bangs may not be for everyone, but if youre a fan, youre going to want to check this one out! London Keyes From Praise The Load 3London Keyes leads off this collection in an early scene. Shes not even 20, we learn! Tim Von Swines behind the camera and he even gets the directors titty grope in while also chatting. Shes very bubbly too as shes talkingSwine is smart enough to keep the camera peeled on London who has a smoking hot body, big D sized boobs which Swine cant help but slap again when he gets close. The wide spread open pussy shot was also quite good in getting just the right mood. The mopes are brought in and theres good titty and pussy play here before the blowbang commences. London even does a solid, climbing on top of a couple guys giving them access to the sweet nectar from her pussy while shes busy above giving multiple BJs.
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Review brief: This is going to be a real quick review as Jules Jordan offers up a 2 disk, 12 scenes, almost 7 hours, 61 cumshot compilation from the Jerk Off Material and Praise the Load series. Look at the girls listed below and the number beside their name indicates the number of cumshots they take on their face. Adrianna Nicole 6 Katie St Ives 5 Cassandra Calegera 4 London Keyes 5 Naomi Cruise 4 Cindy Crawford 6 Carolyn Reese 5 Kristina Rose 4 Gianna Michaels 6 Gracie Glam 4 Velicity Von 6 Chayse Evans 6 Do I really need to say anything more? Look at the girls; one of Katies first scenes while her hair was real short, and she gets covered in cum. London Keyes takes 5 shots to that lovely face. If youre jonesing for a Gianna fix, she takes 6 shots.
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Review brief: Here we have a compilation of two series from Mike John, Jerkoff Material and Praise the Load. Mike and I'm sure his main man Tim Von Swine had a hand in picking the scenes for this comp. They're quite a team and have produced over the last several years some of gonzo's best fucking'n'sucking. This title here is a great intro for newbies and a great reminder for those who might not have everything of what Mike & co. have done. Some great girls captured here, definitely worth a purchase for the uninitiated.
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Review brief: This is a pure suck 'em and cum on 'em. Nice girls who love to suck dick getting their faces coated in thick cum. A few pretty girls, but mostly smaller natural tits. Two disc set.
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Review brief: The latest in the popular blow-bang series delivers some decent face-pastings, but lacks a lot in the heat department. The ingenues bring little genuine passion -- or ability to fake it -- to the task of working out four loads each, so each scene seems like a bit of a cake walk to the frosting. Claire Robbins brings some real heat to her five-on-one, and earns the biggest load of all.
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Review brief: We have another successful blowbang title here from Mike John with the able assistance of Tim Von Swine who gets a little something something from a couple of the girls here! Lots of dick sucking here with glazed faces the end result- real simple premise which Mike & Tim have successfully done more times than most. Limited fucking too in two scenes plus Tim as I mentioned gets in with Claire and Kelly Surfer. Well worth a look see for blowbang fans.
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Review brief: Lots of facial goop, delivered in a fairly formulaic fashion. If goop is what you want, then goop is what you'll get. But we do have to ask: How much goop is enough goop?
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Review brief: Here we go, porn fans, itís Mike Johnís latest version of blowbangs and monster facials. Mike always produces hot porn and I expect this to be the same, so letís get to it.
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Review brief: Well we are back for another round of blowbang action and Mike's assembled a top notch batch of hotties for your viewing enjoyment. Newbies abound here with one notable exception, Kristina Rose and she's not been the biz a huge amount of time. Sierra Skye is among the first timers doing their first blowbangs and I know that will interest a huge section of a certain website, she doesn't disappoint. You also have solid efforts from the remaining girls, Vanessa Leon was another relative new girl I was keen on checking out and she rocked it with her typical cute, nervous vibe that I find instantly appealing. Well worth the time to slip in the player.
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Review brief: A mini-gang bang collection featuring some cute but not particularly top-tier starlets, fairly familiar rondelay fucking and the requisite oral pops. Breaks no new ground, so the appeal is purely in whatever connection the viewer brings to the ladies.
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Review brief: Mike John is back with a new feature for Jules Jordan Video. Mike has always produced great smut, but he is on a great roll lately and never fails to deliver the goods. He knows how to make the girls look their best and he also only casts the best nymphos out there.
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Review brief: We get another solid effort here from director Mike John with some fine camera assistance by Tim Von Swine too. The girls are hot and a couple of them, Kaci Starr and Amy Starz are willing to do a little backdoor action too. Mike shoots great blowbangs so there is some cock circle action for the girls and the guys even work in some pussy eating too-- please the young lady and she'll do even better in please you, makes sense right!!The action throughout was strong with a good mix of sucking'n'fucking before the pops fly.
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Review brief: Mike Johnís latest entry with the help of Tim Von Swine. This is a blowbang film and Mike produces some of the best smut in the business, so the combination should be a winner.
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Review brief: Chock full of cock, another in the Mike John / Tim Von Swine collaborative blow bang series. Some cute ladies, doing some decent dick work and taking fairly copious face blastings. Worth a jerk.
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Review brief: Here we have a new one from Mike John though this time out it's Tim Von Swine who seems to handle a lot of the camera duties, you'll hear him talking with the girls in nearly every scene in the tease before the mopes are brought in for the blowbangs. No sex here save for two times, one was after London's scene where Tim gets some action and then in the extras he also has some extra fun with Dia Zerva so beyond that it's all dick luving from the ladies who also end up with glazed faces any employee of Krispy Kreme would love. Well worth it for fans of cock sucking.
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Swine's P.O.V. 

Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 1/10/2009 by mrharvard

Starring: Lea Stevenson, Tim Von Swine, Sunny Lane, Nikki Nievez, Andrea Ash, Haley Paige
Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: This is a film starring Andrea Ash, Haley Paige, Lea Stevenson, Nikki Nievez, Sunny Lane. This is your typical POV scene style with nice lighting and a good mix of adult stars. Most of the action is kept with Andrea and Haley. I preferred those two but some may like others. The camera angles and erotic poses were nice as well as the dirty talking but better stars would have been appreciated.
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Review brief: This Mike John directed set features 7 women over 2 discs. If you find the following combination ideal, then you might very well be interested in checking this one out: big tits, blowbangs, titty-screwing, and massive facials. That's basically the formula here.
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Review brief: Combined gorgeous, big-titted women with copious face baths, and what's not to love? For fans of blow bangs and busty beauties and semi-monster facials, this delivers an abundance of stroke-worthy material.
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Review brief: A strong outting from director Mike John though in this one he hands the camera over to Tim Von Swine for all but two scenes and Tim the Pigman himself gets a little cock dipping in the scene with Carolyn Reese so all you out there who think it can't be you, it can be as Tim's proof!! Great blowbangs but that's nothing new for a Mike John flick and there's a bit of pussy fucking too along with some healthy nipple licking during the teases for most of the scenes, Adrianna Nicole does the most and she also gets the best facial dousing at the end of her scene but you see all the young girls here plastered in cum before we fade out so fans of faces smothered in cum should definitely check this one out, Cassandra, Allie, Darryl, Claire Dames-- pretty good cast of hotties if you don't mind me saying.
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Review brief: This one's all to easy to recommend, blowbang fans will definitely want to check this one out. You've got some hotties in this one from Gianna to Cindy Crawford to Tatiana Kush to Velicity Von-- yep she's back!! Lots of strong cock sucking with balls and asses also licked ending in the same fashion-- ball battered faces grinning back at us! An easy pick up.
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Review brief: This is a interracial movie that not only has white chicks fucking black guys but it also has black girls banging white guys. Director Tim Von Swine does a great job interviewing the girls before and after the scenes plus he violates the girls bodies with the camera and feels them up whenever he gets the chance. The sex is hardcore in every scene and the bonus stuff is a plus. This is a 4 star movie. It's as simple as black and white.
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Review brief: There isn't any power struggle in this titles as in most gonzo porn; everyone is just doing what they do best, and having a great time in the process (which is how it should be, unless you don't like that sort of thing). See, everybody can win!
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Review brief: With a porn title like this, there's only one name that should come to mind, and that name is Tim Von Swine. The Big Pig lets it all out when he invites plenty of porners over for a kegger and captures the sex that ensues. Blow bangs, DPs, interracial action, girls getting it on with girls, it's all here complete with beer breaks. Being a Shane's World release there's also some nice effort put into the extras, including a behind the scenes that's every bit as enjoyable as the movie, and some very nice attention towards the transfer. If you ever thought that your porn could be improved by beer, this DVD is for you.
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