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Review brief: Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 3 / 24 / 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Asia Carrera, Heaven Lee, Chloe, Jeanna Fine, Johnni Black, Juli Ashton, Nina Hartley, Rebecca Lord, Shayla LaVeaux, Alex Sanders, John Decker, Mark Davis, Michael J. Cox, and Steve Hatcher in sexual roles and Christi Lake in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: Thomas Paine has rarely impressed me. Although this one has a great female cast I cant get my expectations up too high. Initial Reaction: Although it flounders a little in places, its one of the best Ive seen from Thomas Paine. Who Should Watch It : Couples Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a heavy plot, nastier sex, or a movie about business Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and nicely balanced, although there is a little bit of dubbing. The video shows a bit of the features age. It has some grain, and looks almost as if the feature were shot on film. Its nicely lit, and even varies the lighting at times to help with the mood.
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Review brief: Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 05 / 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Johnni Black, Rebecca Lord, Roxanne Hall, Mia Ciccero, Shayla LaVeaux, Billy Glyde, John Decker, Michael J. Cox, and Steve Hatcher Initial Expectations: Thomas Paine has rarely impressed me much. Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: Its pretty good. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Shayla LaVeaux and Roxanne Hall Who Should Avoid It: Rebecca Lord fans Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is clear at times, but often poorly balanced. The video shows its age as well through a bit of grain. The bigger problem is the lighting, which is extremely inconsistent and often throws off the colors in the feature. Finally, the cameras pop into view occasionally and the slow motion portions of the feature are done poorly so that theyre jumpy and a bit annoying rather than feeling slow and romantic. Music: The music has a nice romantic feel to it, and is often just a little on the loud side.
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Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 2 / 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Rebecca Lord, Heaven Leigh, Nikki Lee, Nicole London, Pandora, Roxanne Hall, Victoria Hill, John Decker, Tony Tedeschi, and Michael Hurt in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: Theres a few nice people in the cast, but Im not expecting too much here after watching the predecessor to this movie. Initial Reaction: It beats getting your pecker snapped in a mousetrap. Who Should Watch It : Rebecca Lord fans and anybody who likes closeups and tame sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes well balanced camera work, somewhat consistent hot sex, or just really well done porn Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a little, but is normally a bit on the low side. Its balanced pretty well, and is normally pretty clear. The video is pretty average. Theres a bit of grain, but more irritating is the small off-colored bar at the bottom of the screen. Theres also a fair amount of shadows that doesnt really help anything out.
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Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 2 / 19 - 21 / 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Rebecca Lord, Heaven Leigh, Nikki Lee, Nicole London, Pandora, Roxanne Hall, Victoria Hill, John Decker, Michael Hurt, and Tony Tedeschi Initial Expectations: Theres a few nice people in the cast, but for some reason Im not expecting too much here. Initial Reaction: It beats the heck out of watching Barbara Streisand movies. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for very tame sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants sex with even a little intensity Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally pretty good and is fairly well balanced. Theres a bit of noise here and there, and unfortunately its just as bad in indoor scenes as outdoor scenes. The video is also pretty clear, and surprisingly doesnt have much grain. Theres quite a few shadows, and they do get in the way during many of the scenes. Music: The music reminded me of Velveeta. You know, its cheesy but just isnt like the real thing.
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Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: Dec. 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Shelbee Myne, Laura Palmer, Randee Lee, Natasha, Cara Lott, Alec Metro, Billy Glide, Brick Majors, Rick Masters, John West, Valentino, and Buck Adams Initial Expectations: I wasnt too impressed with the original, so Im not expecting much here either. Initial Reaction: *Yawn* Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly well balanced, but does have a few hollow spots. The video is pretty average, but does have a bit of grain. It also suffers very frequently from over lighting, which gives it a kind of unnatural yellow tint. Music: The music is pretty standard. The balance varies a little, but is normally very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. Theres a little bit that gets a little loud, but not much. Menus: The main menu is a simple plain screen that allows you to choose between the feature and the chapter menu. The chapter menu is pretty standard and only offers a small clip of the scene to let you choose.
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Heartfelt 1 

Release date: 3/24/2002
Reviewed on: 3/23/2002 by astroknight

Starring: Steve Hatcher, Alex Sanders, Raylene, Shayla LaVeaux, Rick Masters, Laura Palmer, Randee Lee, Buck Adams, Shelbee Myne
Studio: Adam & Eve

Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. (cover states approx. 80 min.) Production Date: 11 / 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Laura Palmer, Shelbee Myne, Randee Lee, Raylene, Steve Hatcher, Rick Masters, Billy Glide, and Buck Adams Initial Expectations: Theres something about this one that makes me not want to expect too much, and Im not quite sure what it is. Initial Reaction: Its okay, but nothing special. Who Should Watch It : Couples who dont want much outside of vaginal sex Who Should Avoid It: Raincoaters and anybody who wants a plot or a little more extreme sex, such as anal Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly well balanced, but does have a few problems here and there. The video is slightly grainy, and has a similar quality to a VHS tape of the same age. The lighting is done pretty well, and there arent many shadows that interfere with the action. It does have a bit of slow motion, which is really puzzling as it happens during one of the slower moments and only brings things down a bit.
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Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Thomas Paine. * DURATION: »85mins. * STARRING: Heaven Leigh, Nikki Lee, Nicole London, Roxanne Hall & Rebecca Lord. Rebecca in Paris: Postcards from France is a mild couples feature from Adam & Eve. Im not very familiar with Rebecca Lord and after watching this movie, I dont see any incentive to want to be. The plot isnt bad and theres some nice scenery in Paris, but the sex is very plain and cold, and there just arent any compelling reasons for couples to buy or even rent this film. Though the extras were poor, the A/V quality was good with a nice sharp picture. Heres what Houston had to say. Rebecca Lord gets things rolling with John Decker. Rebecca is a brunette with a nice body but a below average face. She also a lot of big black moles on her body (particularly on her back) and is a little thin for my taste. She goes down on Decker then climbs onto him for RC and a few other positions. Not hot and the R-rated ending focused on Decker straining, with the pop not shown at all. He goes back for another round or does he? In fact he doesnt.
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Traces of Love 

Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2001 by astroknight

Starring: Temptress, Chris Cannon, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Tabitha Stevens, Taylor Moore, Autumn Hayes
Studio: Dreamland

Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 10 / 21 / 1999 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Tabitha Stevens, T. J. Hart, Temptress, Taylor Moore, Elle Devyne, Autumn Haze, and Chris Cannon Initial Expectations: I havent heard anything about this one but a lot of the cast are normally worth watching. Initial Reaction: Its extremely hard to watch unless its being fast forwarded or the sound is muted. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesnt have volume on their TV Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks the sounds should match the pictures and anybody who doesnt like Chris Cannon Audio /Video Quality: Although the picture and audio are clear, I think Helen Keller could synch the audio and video better. You can take this one of two ways, either by her being deaf or dead. It doesnt really matter since the audio is off by about ten seconds. Even Godzilla would be pissed at this! Music: The music is very typical and ranges from being a little too loud to very nicely balanced. Menus: The menus are very poor.
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Thrust (Ultimate) 

Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 3/5/2001 by astroknight

Starring: Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Johnni Black, Timber, Shawn Ricks, Jon Decker
Studio: Ultimate

Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: June 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Stacy Valentine, Johnni Black, Timber, Mark Davis, Jon Decker, Steve Hatcher, Shawn Ricks, and Billy Glide Initial Expectations: Ive heard fairly bad things about this, both from other reviewers and others whos opinion I value. I enjoy both Stacy and Johnni so Im hoping it isnt as bad as Ive heard. Initial Reaction: It isnt horrible, but it isnt too great either. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally balanced fairly well but there are a few parts that are very unbalanced. Theres a slight grain to most of the video, but the bad lighting is the main problem. Music: The music is the normal cheesy porno music and slightly overpowers the rest of the movie. Review: Thrust revolves around the first female bomber pilot in the Air Force (Johnni Black) whos facing a court martial because Stacy Valentine finds out that Johnni was having an affair with her husband (Mark Davis).
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My 2nd Love 

Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 10/11/2000 by astroknight

Starring: Asia Carrera, Shawna Edwards, Aja, John Decker, Michael J. Cox
Studio: Ultimate

Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 8 / 97 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Shawna Edwards, Michael J. Cox, Asia Carrera, Aja, and John Decker Extras: NONE! Don't even get me started. Audio Quality: Average to poor. There were a few spots when the music was really overpowering, and quite a few spots where I had trouble understanding what was being said. Video Quality: Average. There was a few spots with grainy picture. Music: Normal clichéd porn music. It's a little overpowering at times. Initial Expectations: I think Asia is one of the most talented and best looking actresses out there. I'm also liking what I've seen of Aja. Although I'm not expecting much of a DVD as a whole, I'm expecting a better than average movie with some really good sex. Initial Reaction: Extreme disappointment. Asia and Aja are barely in the movie.
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Review brief: Since I somehow managed to miss the first HEARTFELT video upon its initial release, I can't comment how this sequel compares with the original. However, after viewing this rather hackneyed release, I have to imagine that the first movie was a little better (or at least somewhat popular) or else we would never have seen the likes of HEARTFELT 2. Although Shayla LaVeaux is prominently featured on the cover, and looks as gorgeous as ever, Laura Palmer has the real leading role in the nearly non-existent story. Shayla does have two girl-guy scenes, neither of which are very memorable or ourstanding in any way. The remaining five scenes are unfortunately average, despite some enthusiastic performances who try to generate a little "heart" in this lifeless movie. From the opening scene of this movie, things start off with a bang...a gangbang, to be exact, with Cara Lott at the center of five guys desperately trying to vye for her attention as well as for her sexual orifices. Unfortunately, Ms.
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Review brief: Who can resist Stacy Valentine? Blonde, dangerously curvy, fresh-faced and cute as hell, this babe is a wet dream (and well-fed) Barbie doll come to life, which is not unusual in porn, but Stacy definitely has a charm which will work on even the most ardent brunette fans (such as myself). Although when it comes to fair-haired girls, women like Ginger Lynn, Juli Ashton and Shayla LaVeux float my boat moreso than the common bleached blonde sex dolls, but Ms. Valentine is simply irresistable to me. She gives blowjobs with a rhythmic, sensuous passion and looks just plain sexy while getting fucked. Well, as it turns out, she is really the only redeeming feature in Adam & Eve's THRUST, yet another strictly plain vanilla, straightforward porn movie shot several years ago, which is only average at best. The plot (more like a theme, actually) involves sex within a military setting, so you get lines like "Drop your bombs all over my face..." which will have you rolling your eyes instead of indulging in other physical activities.
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