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Cock Crazy Quickies 3 

Release date: 10/31/2003
Reviewed on: 5/9/2004 by tongue-in-groove

Starring: Jenna Haze, Rossana De La Vega, Allura Bond
Studio: SubVision Films

Directed by: Slain Wayne
Review brief: Ever hear of the expression bumpin uglies? Well, thats a perfect description of whats happening in Cock Crazy Quickies #3. Never have so many unsightly people fucked each other on the same video. Valley Pro must be the porn equivalent to Arena Football. Its where the over-the-hillers end up when their careers have reached rock bottom. Directors Slain Wayne, Pistol Pete, and Bobby Blain (it took three geniuses to put this together?) must have bad reputations within the jizz biz if this is the only talent they could attract. Blond Jessica Dee starts blowing Euro dude Joe Monti outside. But hes so embarrassed by her 30+ looks that he takes her inside to fuck. Her shaven pussy doesnt add anything to her well-used body. He cums on her face, which is an improvement to her looks. The only attractive cast member is Jenna Haze, and shes forced to screw one of the skinniest, palest, ugliest guys ever, Hatman. They meet in a porno shop, then go to an apartment for some boring sex. Its Beauty and the Beast in Smutland.
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