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Review brief: This is one of those releases that shows why so many people are tired or porn parodies. The setups are hokey, but not in the fun way, and the sex is average at best. Throw in annoying background music and noises along with shaky camera work and you have a movie that doesn't come close to the average mark. There is a little effort towards the extras, but not enough to save this dud.
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New Chicks On The Cock 4 

Release date: 2/21/2004
Reviewed on: 11/20/2004 by linus

Starring: Cailey Taylor, Mary Kate Ashley, Kami Andrews, Kate Kaptive
Studio: In-X-Cess

Directed by: Slain Wayne
Review brief: New Chicks on the Cock 4 Preview Expectations: I'm always on the lookout for a new starlet to add to my favorites list, and I figured what better place to start than with a whole disc of girls supposedly doing thier first scenes or atleast very early ones. Seeing the cast list there are a few girls I already like and a few I don't know much about, so I'm just hoping for a solid new girl all sex disc. Initial Thoughts Pretty decent movie to be honest, it has a few issues both technically and sexually, but there are a few real bright spots here, there are a couple real nice performances from our new chicks. The good mostly outweighs the bad, and if your looking for a slightly softer sex disc with a nice group of at the time newbies, and you don't mind a rather short list of extras, this one might be worth your time. Technical thoughts A little bit sub par. Video quality is a bit grainy and not the clearest, I noticed some pixelation issues but they were not horrible. It's passable but needs some work.
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Cock Crazy Quickies 3 

Release date: 10/31/2003
Reviewed on: 5/9/2004 by tongue-in-groove

Starring: Jenna Haze, Rossana De La Vega, Allura Bond
Studio: SubVision Films

Directed by: Slain Wayne
Review brief: Ever hear of the expression bumpin uglies? Well, thats a perfect description of whats happening in Cock Crazy Quickies #3. Never have so many unsightly people fucked each other on the same video. Valley Pro must be the porn equivalent to Arena Football. Its where the over-the-hillers end up when their careers have reached rock bottom. Directors Slain Wayne, Pistol Pete, and Bobby Blain (it took three geniuses to put this together?) must have bad reputations within the jizz biz if this is the only talent they could attract. Blond Jessica Dee starts blowing Euro dude Joe Monti outside. But hes so embarrassed by her 30+ looks that he takes her inside to fuck. Her shaven pussy doesnt add anything to her well-used body. He cums on her face, which is an improvement to her looks. The only attractive cast member is Jenna Haze, and shes forced to screw one of the skinniest, palest, ugliest guys ever, Hatman. They meet in a porno shop, then go to an apartment for some boring sex. Its Beauty and the Beast in Smutland.
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Review brief: Kick Ass Pictures Presents A Slain Wayne Production Kung-Fu Girls 2 Starring Jenna Haze, Violet Blue, Ann Marie, Juliana Kincaid, and Cheryl Dynasty. Also starring Dukey Flyswatter as Master Yu Suk Wang with Brett Rockman, Brian Surewood, Trevor, Steve Taylor, and Jay Ashley. Edited by Slain Wayne Produced and Directed by Slain Wayne This chapter picks up where Kung-Fu Girls left off the evil Ninja Queen, this time played by Cheryl Dynasty, returns to Earth with plans to take over the world with an army of zombie ninjas. [Master Yu Suk Wang has his students, Jenna Haze, Violet Blue, and Ann Marie practice their Ninja skills in preparation for the return of the evil Ninja Queen.] SCENE ONE : Cheryl, a pretty hot, small breasted, and natural bodied brunette with blue streaks in her hair, is wearing a black vinyl miniskirt and white top, while making a potion for a dead ninja.
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Kung-Fu Girls 1 

Release date: 2/28/2002
Reviewed on: 5/11/2002 by bigmike

Starring: Jade-Blue Eclipse, Sienna, Sunrise Adams, Brandi Lyons
Studio: Kick Ass

Directed by: Slain Wayne
Review brief: Kick Ass Pictures Presents A Sub-Vision Production Kung-Fu Girls Starring Sunrise Adams, Sienna, Alaina, Brandi Lyons, and Jade Blue Eclipse. Also starring China Doll, David Aaron Clark, Brett Rockman, Brian Surewood, Brick Majors, and Scott Lyons. Edited by Slain Wayne Produced and Directed by Slain Wayne [David Aaron Clark is a kung-fu instructor at Chow Down Soon's Kung-Fu Academy, and Sunrise Adams, Sienna, and Alaina are his students.] SCENE ONE : Jade-Blue Eclipse, wearing some sort of headgear, is a very cute Asian girl, with small natural tits and a very tight athletic bod, but she has multiple tattoos up her left arm and down her back. She takes on Brian Surewood, who goes down on her bald pussy after some kung-fu fighting, followed by her putting a condom on him and giving him some oral. She reveals short greenish blue hair once the headgear comes off, then what little she is wearing comes off. She gets fucked vaginally only, moving through a couple of positions, followed by him cumming on her face to end a pretty hot scene.
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