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Review brief: White Hot Nurses 7 Directed by:Patrick Handsome - Initial Thoughts: How can you refuse Nurse Liliane Tiger? Well I couldn't anyway, so I had to check this one out. I like the whole nurse fetish thing, but I am pretty particular about how it is all put together. I as in most of my fantasy porn skit scenes, like to see the participants really pour on the character and make a semi acceptable run at showing a doctor or patient to nurse interaction, it just makes the scene much hotter in my estimation, when they just act like porn stars ready to have sex and wearing the outfit, it's kind of one of those "what's the point?" deals to me. In this disc, there is some hit and some miss in that department, a couple of the scenes do a nice job of having a little build up that falls into the nurse in the white garb getting sperm blasted across her face, and sometimes it just looks like outfit only and no acting going on, however, I think with the nurse fetish, I'm sure to some, the outfit is the main thing, so some of you may not mind those moments of script lacking dialogue.
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Review brief: Circle of Deceit is about a ring that is received as part of an inheritance by a girl named Esmerelda. I'm not even sure how it ties everything together, but the ring is where all the sex happens. Video quality is excellent. It looks like the lighting crew really knew what they were doing. The backdrops are excellent (mansions, etc.) and the women are dressed very nicely (and sexy) w/ lots of stockings, garter belts, etc. All actresses perform anal unless otherwise noted. Surprisingly, there's a lot of cunnilingus as well. The actresses are all good looking and don't have any gross tattoos; only one had a bellybutton ring, so no weird piercings either. This is probably as close to a "couples" porn DVD as is possible w/ today's genre. Daniella&Lucy Love (scene 1) Esmerelda meets the estate lawyer to find out about her deceased grandmother's estate. The lawyer has taken care of any cash, but the only thing left is a ring. Daniella(blond)&Lucy Love(brunette) are the lawyer's "assistants" and after Vanessa is done, they have some fun for the afternoon w/ the lawyer.
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Review brief: Circle of Deceit #2 is a well-made Euro flick with very cute girls doing some very nasty things. Very cute blond Kelly (aka Sharka Blue) starts off the action with a terrific romp with Thomas Stone. She takes it up the butt, does some A2M, and ends things with a great facial and PCH. Brunette Lucy Lee has been around a while, but she stills looks great and shows a lot of fire in her tryst with Alex. Nice camerawork here as Lucys amazing body is shown to perfection as she takes it in the rear and gladly accepts a facial frosting. Two sweet little brunettes, Erica Fire (as Ginger) and Sandy, double-team JPX next. There is great chemistry between the three as they tumble about a restaurant/bar. No anal here, but a nice double face splattering. Vivienne (as Karina) and Bob Terminator are next. The blonde really looks like shes enjoying her anal boning and mug frosting. It wouldnt be Euro porn without the token orgy scene. Lucy Lee is back, this time with Mia Diamond (as May) and Mandy Jaxo (as Yessyca). They trade places throughout the romp with Ricardo Bell and another guy.
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Circle Of Deceit: 1 & 2 Box Set 

Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 3/10/2005 by md-james

Starring: Lucy Lee, Jennifer Dark, Yessyca
Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: Title: Circle of Deceit: 1 & 2 Box Set Released by: Hustler Video Reviewed by MD James "Circle of Deceit" sounds like an intriguing story. Maybe something along the lines of "Wild Things", or perhaps even something a tad more serious like "Romancing the Stone". (Note: tongue firmly in cheek here.) It certainly has all of the key elements. Youve got European locations, beautiful women, lies, betrayal, sex and a certain mystery to try to figure out. And this reviewer hoped that having the box set of parts 1 and 2, there shouldnt be anything left hidden by the time I finish with part 2. After all, even the box cover hinted that everything should come full circle. And yet there was something missing. Ill let you try to figure it out as we go along. Part 1: We start off with a young girl (Esmeralda) coming into a lawyers office to discuss the matter of her grandmothers estate.
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Hustler Confidential: Sex Tape Scandal 1 & 2 

Release date: 7/1/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005 by tongue-in-groove


Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: Sex Tape Scandal #1 and #2 (a two-disc set) feature some very hot Euro girls and not much else. The plot and storyline are stupid, the voiceover dubbing atrocious, and the sex is on the tepid side. Plot summation: Government agents (the country is not identified) must retrieve a tape showing a high-ranking officials sister (Melinda) having sex to avoid a scandal. Thats it! Fast forward through the acting and get to the sex. Among the beautiful women bumping uglies here are Chrystal, Angel, Drimla, and Lucy Love (Volume #1) as well as Violetta, Jane Darling, and Lucy Lee (Volume #2). None of the other girls are unattractive, only a small step below those mentioned above. There are the mandatory Euro orgies (a five-way and two four-ways). Theres plenty of anal action and facials. Director Patrick Handsome is proving to be a solid, if unspectacular, porn maker. As if identifying Euro stars isnt hard enough, on the box cover for Volume #2, most of the girls are misidentified.
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Review brief: A Touch of Pink (aka The Best of Precious Pink) is a compilation of scenes from the Hustler series Precious Pink. Having never viewed this series, its difficult for me to say whether this is really a collection of the best scenes, or just a mish-mash of stuff thrown together to make a buck (like New Machines comps). What is known is that one of the girls seen here (Yvette Nieves from Volume #5) may be one of the most gorgeous girls ever to suck a dick on camera. Were talking drop dead category. This streaked brunette has a fantastic, natural body (no tats), perfect breasts, huge eyes, and a smile to die for. Absolute perfection! The rest of the Euro cast, while not in Yvettes league, is easy on the eyes also. Director Patrick Handsome gets kudos for keeping the action hot and enthusiastic.
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Review brief: Precious Pink : Body Business 13 Actress : Vivienne, Mya Diamond, Lucy Lee, Yessyca, Bambi & Jennyfer Morante (Kate) Duration : 1h41 Total scènes : 5 Scène 1 : Vivienne & Mya Diamond with 2 guys. On bed. Vivienne & mya masked. Bj. Fucking many positions. Vivienne anal. Mya & vivienne facials. Note :6/10 Scène 2 : Simony Diamond with 2 guys. On bed. Bj. Anal many positions. Facial(2). Note : 7/10 Scène 3 : Bambi & Alexandra. In bath. Lesbian. Toys. Note : 6/10 Scène 4 : Lucy Lee & Yessyca with 2 guys. On chairs. Lucy Lee. Bj. Anal. Dp. Facial.Yessyca. Bj. Anal. Mast. facial. Note : 7/10 Scène5 : Jennyfer Morante with 2guys. On sofa. Bj. Dp. Facial (2). Note: 6/10 Good title, no more. Women are beautifuls, sex no exeptional.
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Review brief: White Hot Nurses #5 [ /image ] --> Cast: Julie Silver, Ellen, Elen Saint, Judy White, Sylvi, Lara, Dorina, George Reno, Alain Deloin, James Brossman & Thomas Stone Director: Patrick Handsome Studio: Hustler Duration: 1:41:00 Scene One: (Elen Saint) In dead silence, the beautiful Elen Saint waits on a patient (Thomas Stone). This is a really lucky patient. Elen's check ups include hand jobs and anal sex. She sits on the edge of the bed and jerks him off, then strips down to her bra, stalkings and high heels and sucks his cock. The blowjob doesn't last long but oh well. Thomas returns the favor and eats Elen out. This really woke her up. The fucking starts out missionary over the bed but it doesn't get good until the doggystyle up the ass. They rock back and forth for a good while and then switch to cowgirl. After some pretty intense cowgirl, Elen takes it up the ass reverse cowgirl.
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Review brief: Hard Currency   Hustler Hard Currency seems to be a title chosen at random for this Patrick Handsome feature, consisting as it does of largely unrelated sex scenes seemingly visualised by JPX, presumably as an author tapping away at his laptop. Even this tiny synopsis fleshes out the anorexic plot (using the term extremely loosely here) beyond the movie's paltry effort. I really wonder why they bother.
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Review brief: [ /image ] -->Cast: Tera Joy, Sharka, Kathy Anderson, Sharon Babe, Alena, Liz Honey, Aniko, Sonia, Sevrine, Eve, Bob Terminator, JPX & Zoltan Director: Patrick Handsome Studio: Hustler Duration: 1:57:00 Date of Production: What's Happening: lez, anal, threesomes, group sex, double penetration, toys, facials Scene One:Liz Honey & David Perry [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> This set up sort of changes the title to white hot women at the hospital. Liz isn't a nurse but a patient. She walks in wearing a long coat, stockings and high heels, takes a seat and waits for David. He calls her in and she goes into the bathroom to "change". She comes out in a bra, garder, stockings and high heels. She keeps everything but her top on. Liz lays down on the operating chair and removes her bra. I'm guessing something was wedged between her legs because for this check up Liz is getting fingered. He fingers her with surgical gloves then gets a blowjob from the sweet Honey. They fuck doggystyle over the chair and David just grabs the garder and fucks away.
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Review brief: Title: White Hot Nurses #2 Cast: Alyssa, Adrienne, Lisa Sparkle, Director: Johnny Handsome Studio: Hustler Duration: 1:48:00 Date Of Production: 11/15,24,27,28/03 Whats Happening: Straight, anal, double penetration, toys, facials Scene One Lisa Sparkle This is a very good opener. Naturally brunette Lisa Sparkle is dressed in a nurses uniform and yes she does look hot as hell. She wears stockings and high heels throughout the scene. Lisa fixes up a vacant bed and a doctor walks in and starts groping her. She gives him a primo bj and they fuck in various positions. The highlight of this scene is definitely the reverse cowgirl up the ass. Female Looks: Good Doings: bj,mish,doggy,anal[doggy,reverse cowgirl,cowgirl]facial Overall Chemistry: Good Scene Two Adrienne Adrienne is a blonde and she looks pretty damn good too. She has her clit pierced and wears stockings and heels the whole time. She hooks up with Bob Terminator and he eats her out first. Adrienne was sort of taking control here.
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High Octane 14 

Release date: 8/24/2003
Reviewed on: 9/24/2003 by aybesea

Starring: Sandy, Leonardo, Jenny, Nikita, Thomas Stone, Bob Terminator, Malicia Parker, Ricardo Bell, Vanessa Richards
Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: Expectations High Octane has become one of my favorite series. Considering that it tends to feature beautiful Euro girls in lovely lingerie, that is hardly a surprise. I'm looking forward to this one. Technical The technicals are typical for Handsome, outstanding! Director Patrick Handsome Extras Behind the scenes, Slideshow, Trailers, Cast list, Bio Target Audience Gonzo fans, Leg fans Condom Use? No Who's Hot? Vanessa Vanessa is a super hot brunette in white bra, panties and garters with hose. She sucks cock with panache. The sex here is strong, attractive and well captured. Nice opener. Whack Factor: 8 Sandy Sandy is a way hot, short haired brunette. Shoe opens the scene wearing business attire (always a turn on for me) and she drops to her knees to administer a blistering blowjob. This is fantasy material of the first order. When she finally peels back the suit coat to reveal that erotic red bra and garter belt, I thoroughly hooked! I think I'll put this scene on repeat for a while.
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High Octane 12 

Release date: 4/17/2003
Reviewed on: 7/13/2003 by gabriel-nine


Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: High Octane 12 Studio: Hustler Director: Patrick Handsome Cast: Chimerey Sandra (AKA Eva, Alexandra etc), Osana Zuta, Roda Kecks, Lena Renko, Martalina (AKA Amanda), Eunice Deke, Hari Jozef, Boldizar (AKA Gary), Dick Dart, Chico Fazul (AKA Carlos, Karl Ben) Running time: 1hr 27mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 In the box cover blurb for this entry in the supposedly film noir style series, Hustler promise big things but as usual the wary viewer must take such hype with more than a pinch of salt. For while the girls are indeed beautiful and the sex is as explicit as one might desire, the truth is some distance from High Octane's bold box cover claims.
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High Octane 11 

Release date: 3/4/2003
Reviewed on: 4/23/2003 by aybesea


Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: Expectations So far, I have really liked this series and it's sister series, Precious Pink. Of the two, this is the series that focuses more on anal sex. Both series tend to showcase great looking Eurogirls in some really sexy attire, so I'm definitely looking forward to this edition. Capsule Review This is a good edition of this series, though definitely not the strongest. There is a decided lack of anal action in this edition, with only 2 of the scenes containing any ass action. While the girls are attractive and well groomed, again this is not the strongest volume in this series. Technical I have been very pleased with Patrick's ability to shoot a good movie. This edition is no exception. It is clear, well lit and well mic'ed. Director Patrick Handsome Extras Behind the scenes, cast info, director profile, trailers, photo gallery Target Audience Gonzo fans, anal fans, Europorn fans Scene Review Scene 1 - Aniko Aniko is a very hot blonde with a great body. She wears a lime green, micro mini sun dress as she sits by the pool.
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Review brief: Expectations I've been very impressed by this series. It tends to star very good looking euro girls dressed in impeccably sexy attire. I'm looking forward to this. Capsule Review This is a great DVD! I've really liked some of the previous installments of this series, but this one is definitely the strongest so far. The girls are all gorgeous. The attire is all very attractive. The camerawork and audio are outstanding. The sets are beautiful. The sex is hot... what more could you ask for? It is with pleasure that I annoint this edition of Precious Pink with aybesea's Whackmeister Seal of Approval! Technical The technicals are outstanding in this productions. The colors are rich. The video is sharp. The audio is good. Nice job! Director Patrick Handsome Extras Slide show, director profile and interview, trailers Target Audience Gonzo fans, lingerie fans Scene Review Scene 1 - Anita Anita is a raven haired beauty with a killer body. She is dressed in a black spandex micro minidress and platform heels.
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High Octane 9 

Release date: 10/28/2002
Reviewed on: 12/14/2002 by gabriel-nine


Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: High Octane 9 Studio: Hustler Director: Patrick Handsome Cast: Julia, Maria, Teresa (Nikki Montana), Antonia, Betty, Silvia, Gary, other guys Running time: 1hr 43mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 As Hustler tries to bill High Octane as some kind of porno film noir series (which it may well be in other editions, I don't know) I expected to have to write about the story as well as the sex. But seeing as director Patrick Handsome just lets the plot about the kidnap of a businessman's wife sink without trace amid the gaggle of gorgeous girls, so I shall do likewise in the review.
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High Octane 9 

Release date: 10/28/2002
Reviewed on: 11/17/2002 by wetmartini


Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: High Octane 9 directed by Patrick Handsome approx. run time: 100 min. DVD released: 10/29/2002 The High Octane series is supposed to be plot based film noir centered around themes of danger - much like Kovi's features for Private - but, to be honest, I'm not sure why Patrick Handsome bothers. The plot for this video is so thin I was tempted to give it an "n/a" rating. Not that it matters one bit. All but the most hardcore feature-lovers and raincoaters should be able to find a sufficient number of "redeemable qualities" to enjoy this title - five, to be exact. Typically, your average porn release might showcase somewhere between four to six women, of which one, two or maybe even three might be good looking and the rest only so-so, perhaps worse (varying of course by personal tastes). But have you ever watched a video in which you found every single girl attractive? neither have I ... it would be a gross understatement to call the women in High Octane 9 merely "attractive." Each and every one is a gorgeous, model quality Euro-babe.
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Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW  Precious Pink 5 (95 min.) Featuring: Betty, Lucia, Yolanda, Charlene, Katherine, and Yvette Nievez Synopsis: European porn within a musical setting.  Overall: Patrick Handsome has his style of filming, which is all in its own and that is combining erotic lingerie to enhance mood and atmosphere of the scene's plot. Katherine's scene shows his capability as a director to capture all the sensuality and the nastiness you would expect from European porn.
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High Octane 7 

Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 8/7/2002 by capsule

Starring: Joe, Mona, Diana, Bernadette, Clark, Gary (Hun)
Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW  High Octane 7 (91 min.) Featuring: Unknown. No cast list! Synopsis: The plot is supposed to be of a horror novelist who entertains a visit from a striving journalist. Sadly, there is nothing horrific or macabre except for the CD music filled with  Halloween noises. Overall: The plot is virtually incomprehensible and convoluted. This may have been Mr. Handsome's worst conceived and executed porno plot. Other than that, two of the scenes were well done. I was a little disappointed that the woman on the far left side of the front cover only did a lesbian scene. She was definitely a hottie and deserved a hard prick in her pussy! DVD Quality: Above average. Extras: Hustler's interview of Patrick Handsome is informative and well-executed.
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Precious Pink: Body Business 3 

Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 8/7/2002 by capsule

Starring: Mona, Tatiana, Maria, Bridgette, Martin, Michel
Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Precious Pink 3: What would you do for pussy? (85 min.) Featuring: Maria, Tatianna, Bridgette, Elka, Petri, Mona Synopsis: Porn in an art setting!  Overall: Precious Pink 3 was done very well. The director, Patrick Handsome, knows how to focus on the woman's body parts at the right time. I don't know how much direction he had to give Maria because she seems to know how to exploit her charms instinctively! The look of the women varied from downright gorgeous to average. In other words, the beauty factor was inconsistent. DVD Quality:  The quality is good, but it's not great. The picture seems to be a little soft instead of sharp. Extras: Hustler's interview of Patrick Handsome is informative and well-executed.
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Review brief: Precious Pink 2: Body Business (2001) 91 min Studio Hustler Director Patrick Handsome The Women Sherry R., Claudia, Tonia Z., Dolores, Cu Cui DVD Format Single Layer Special Features Interactive menus, chapter selection, previews, slide show, interview with director Pros Scene 1, Scene 2, Techno music Cons Scene 5 Raincoat Factor Medium [ /image ] --> "Precious Pink 2 salutes man's endless quest to express his unending lust for the crack between a woman's legs.
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Review brief: THE STORY SO FAR It's good to be smart. If the movie you're reviewing is boring and you're a smart guy, you can always come up with some clever-clever thing to say, you know, the oblique and unconventional approach to your porn experience, the funny anecdote, what you were eating while watching the fuckers fuck, if you fell asleep while skipping through the chapters, and so on. Well, to paraphrase Groucho Marx, we'd better call a smart guy then 'cos, unfortunately, this reviewer is a big and unimaginative nerd and you can expect none of the above from him. To be honest, I knew from the start what to expect from "Precious Pink 2", since PP is some sort of spin-off of an equally bland and anonymous Hustler series, "High Octane". Reviewers had warned me, friends had warned me. Still I fell right into the trap, but for two very different reasons: number one, because Hungarian new teen sensation Sophie was on the cover. Number two, because this series, along with High Octane, represented a mystery to me.
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High Octane 6 

Release date: 3/18/2002
Reviewed on: 5/9/2002 by capsule

Starring: Monika, Alexandra, Viktoria, Zsuzsanna, Chris Mountain, Gyula, Szabina, Boldi, Zsanett
Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW High Octane 6 (89 min.) Featuring: Alexandra, Viktoria, Zsuzsanna, Moonika, Sazabina, Szanett Synopsis: You don't want to mess with these women because they can fuck as well as shoot accurately! Overall: The feature has its moments. Unfortunately, these moments do not offset the negatives. These negatives include the DVD quality and the lack of extras. Other than that, the plot is one step above Pamela Anderson's VIP series. If I had to choose between the acting in VIP and the dubbing in this DVD, it would be a tough call (:-))! DVD Quality: It says it was produced in October 2001, but the footage looks old either it's because the production company used outdated cameras or the DVD mastering is terrible. Regardless of what the reason is, the end result is the same. . .VHS type quality. Wait, it gets worse.
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