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Review brief: Tom Byron's pictures seal appears on this Lizzy Borden release, no extra/ deducted points on this one : Creeper is a concept that can be move and be upgrade with the right elements and maybe a combo of girls.
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Review brief: "It's a Girl Thing" is a straightforward all-girl affair from Tom Byron Pictures and director Lizzy Borden. While it's not the longest movie in the world (~80 minutes) and the sex is fairly standard, it does have its moments and also features a strong and attractive female cast. In all, it's a good release and worth a quick look.
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Review brief: Nine scenes, fifty four minutes... Basic economics alone should let you know that this one can be easily skipped.
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Review brief: Was anyone clamoring for a parody of Mork & Mindy? A 2-disk set, nonetheless! Hell, you have to be in your late 40s to even remember the show. It was extremely popular for a year before fading. It did launch Robin Williams’ career however and Evan Stone is a very poor imitation of him. However, this one features Chanel Preston in the role of Mindy and Kagney Linn Karter also appears.
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Review brief: Four inconsistent scenes in a movie that barely lasts an hour and a quarter with no unique extras. Do you really need any more reasons to skip this one?
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Review brief: If you're a fan of all girl ass eating, make sure you check this one out. Phoenix Marie and Nyomi Banxxx are worth the price of admission alone, and the other girls do a darn nice job as well. The presentation and technical aspects are very simple, but also very effective, and there's an okay behind the scenes featurette to help out the overall release. This one's well worth checking out.
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Review brief: This is a surprisingly average release. Although the cast and idea are great, the movie never seems to fully harness either. The scenes all hover around the average mark and are held back slightly by technical aspects that are often held back by being shot outdoors. Add in a bonus scene and a lackluster behind the scenes featurette and there isn't a lot to help out the overall DVD. This is a DVD that shows some decent care and thought in places, but it never seems to come together as well as it could have.
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Review brief: This is a nice idea but we’ll see how well they execute it. Instead of doing a parody of movies or TV shows which has been too played out in the last couple of years, they are choosing to bring icons from Hollywood’s Golden Age back to life and in some heated situations.
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Review brief: Any movie with Gracie Glam, Phoenix Marie and Raylene is worth checking out and that’s how I came about this title. Tom Byron always tries to come up with unique themes and this is another one. He’s been a consistent porn producer for a long time now, so let’s see what he has to offer here.
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Review brief: Well, well, even the movie monsters of yesteryear wanted to get some tail. Here, Sunny Lane, in the role of Elvira, introduces us to sexy takes on classic horror tropes.
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D.O.A. 

Release date: 10/15/2005
Reviewed on: 11/30/2005 by eqseg

Starring: Timber, Trent Tesoro, Mark Zane, Paris Gables, Chris Justice
Studio: Extreme Associates

Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: D.O.A. MOVIE TYPE: Plot themed 2 Hours 18 minutes DIRECTOR: Lizzy Borden THEMES: Celebrities, Suicides CONDOMS: None Noted Date of Release: 10/05 Date of Production: 9/15/05 STARS: Paris Gables, Timber, Alias, Chris Justice, and Trent Tesoro REVIEW- The name D.O.A. is an appropriate name for this DVD as it fits. I was really looking forward to a disc that features 6 scenes with the very lovely Heather Gables. For some reason she now goes by the name of Paris Gables, but that is beside the point. This disc is a complete waste of time, Paris Gables not withstanding. In addition, the front cover of the disc shows Paris pretty face covered with cum. The photo is complete doctored, as there are no scenes on the disc showing Paris with that much cum on her face. Scene 1: The feature starts out with Paris driving in a warehouse complex. She stops to pick up a hitchhiker. When the hitchhiker asks what she is doing, she replies that she is driving around picking up boys, and some more really lame porn dialogue.
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House of Whores (Extreme) 

Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 9/27/2002 by goldmember

Starring: Dave Hardman, Erica, Jay Ashley, Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Baily, Princess, Bolivia
Studio: Extreme Associates

Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: House of Whores Directed by Lizzy Borden Overall Impression I generally stay away from Extreme Associates productions, with the odd Tom Byron directed fick being the exception. I bought this disc for two reasons: #1 Ashlyn Gere, #2 it was only 13 bucks. After having watched it those are still the only two reasons to own this disc. That said Gere is fantastic in this title, one of her very first scenes after coming out of retirement. To be fair Jasmine St. Claire is also rather entertaining in this one as well, but the rest of the scenes especially the bonus scene did nothing for me and are responsible for bringing the rating so far down on this disc. Plot The basic idea is that all of these scenes are meant to take place in a whore house. However there is no attempt to develop a story or a plot out of this premise, so it is basically your garden variety gonzo flick. Scene 1 Jasmin St. Claire This first scene is certainly an interesting one.
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Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Lizzy Borden (2000) * DURATION: »85mins * FEMMES: Kristi Myst. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #8 A Week In The Life Of Kristi Myst. Checking around fivestardvd, the selection of Kristi Myst DVDs wasnt too comprehensive most of her few titles had been reviewed poorly too except for this one (thanks Rog!). Although a risky prospect at $23.95, Kristi and Lizzy definitely delivered the goods. The Kristi Myst of the Internet seems a separate person from the Kristi Myst on video, at least until you get past her woeful Buffy streak. This DVD is straight-up sex with Kristi in 6 scenes of hardcore fucking & sucking, minimal (but casually amusing) set-up and nothing to offend the senses, with the lamentable exception of Dick Nasty. EXTRAS: 7 chapters, bonus scene & photo gallery. The photo gallery didnt work on my computer (which isnt really surprising). The bonus scene features a reasonably attractive black girl with Dick Nasty and Joel Laurence.
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House of Whores (Extreme) 

Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by spunky

Starring: Dave Hardman, Erica, Jay Ashley, Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Baily, Princess, Bolivia
Studio: Extreme Associates

Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: This episode was written and directed by lizzy borden. It is apparent that lizzy does not know how to write and/or direct!!! This dvd consisted of 5 secenes. In my opinion, the first scene with jasmine st. Claire is the best. Ms. St. Claire is in the tub taking a bath with all the suds you can imagine. There is plenty of cock sucking, pussy eating, and pussy and ass fucking. The next scene consists of two women (stryc-9 and iroc) with a pathetic stud. There is alot of ass to mouth and fingers in ass to mouth through out this scene. The next scene is with monique. Monique appears to be the only on enoying herself in this scene. The next scene is forgettable. The last scene is with ashlyn gere and is pretty good. This scene has great potential. However, ms. Gere apparently does not like a good ass fucking which tom byron is very capable of giving. This was the only disappointment for this scene. Extras: there is a bonus scene that is ok.
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