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Review brief: Intro: Ok, before you read any further, go click on the little icon on the top left and take a look at the box cover. Look at it very carefully. What you should see are 14 of the top girls in the Eastern Europe. And they are ALL in this movie. They all do anal, and there is enough ATM to please anyone. Coming in at over 6 hours in length and spanning 2 DVDs, it was a major undertaking just to sit down and watch the whole thing. If you are a fan of Eurobabes, there is absolutely no reason why you wouldnt want to buy this one right now. On the other hand, if you are sometimes annoyed by Euronbabes and their fake moaning and posing for the camera, then ignore this one. Scenes: Mya Diamond, Nikki Blond, and Dude: Good contrast between the girls. Mya is the classic dark Hungarian beauty, Nikki is the pale blond. Too much of one girl sitting off to the side by herself. A lot of fake moans. Nikki rides a mean reverse anal cowgirl, her legs are perfect for it. Girls share the facial, but no cum kisses. Short scene, 15 minutes of sex. Girls didnt interact. Anal.
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Review brief: Legal Skin 17 Running Time: 120 min. Est. The Pocketcomb Premise When I watch a title I look for a few things to determine weather or not its worth your time. I obviously have my likes and dislikes but these are the lowest common denominators of what I look for: Beautiful Women, Beautiful Bodies, Heated Action, and Freak Factor. This title caught me by surprise, I typically cant stand Euro based titles, but this title had all of the above, so I have to represent for these overseas honnies. Classy looking women, beautiful faces, skin and bodies and the perfect mix of stockings, skin, boots and heels. There is only one way this title could have had more to offer and that would have been by making the women domestic and adding at least one brotha to the mix. Anal, Oral, and every position under the sun. Beautiful women doing beautiful things, this is exactly what porn should be about. Take a look at the images attached, if the women get you started this title will finish you off.
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Review brief: Legal Skin 18 Studio: Smash Pictures Category: Barely Legal Director: Jordan Hart Starring: Adrianna Russo, Black Diamond, Kathy Caro, Melanie Sylver, Yvette Balcano, Zafira Synopsis Legal skin has been one of my favorite series, for the young girls, you know, and when is said to be the cream pie edition, I'll go for it. BTW is there anything more appealing than a pussy full of love?, ok, stop that. and let's get started......... Scene 1- Zafira This is said to be her first B/G scene, she is cute as she can be, she is with the guy doing some homework or something like that, she goes to use the rest room, that's when he take a pick of her peeing and touching herself, of course now he knows what she wants, and give it to her, he lick and fingers her pussy and her nipples too, she pay it back with her mouth around his dick and balls, he introduce himself, literaly in her pussy, mish, she takes some from behind, then rides CG, and for my surprise he shot his load over her gorgeous lips, which slips through her shoulder and chest.
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Review brief: Legal Skin #18 Produced 05/05 Smash Pictures (www.smashpictures.com) 118 minutes Directed by: Jordan Hart Starring: Zafira, Adriana Russo (Adrianna Russo), Melanie Sylver, Yvette Balcano, Katy Caro, Black Diamond, Thomas, Clarck, Frank Gun, Renato and Norby, Choky Ice. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Gonzo No Condoms Six scenes featuring an all European cast of six beauties. Legal Skin #18 is the Cream Pie edition of the series. Of the seven cumshots in the film, four are internal with the other three being facials (cumshots). Melanie Sylver has her ass filled with semen in the second scene. Yvette takes a facial and gets cum shot into her pussy in her scene. A few of the girls are fucked in the ass and suck cock "ass to mouth". The film features Zafira's first boy/girl scene. There's very little dialogue, so if dirty talking is your favorite fetish I'd forget this film. But otherwise the sex is hot and the girls are truly very pretty. Scene One: Zafira and Thomas. This is Zafira's first boy/girl scene.
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Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 117 min. (cover states Over 2 Long... I assume that means hours) Production Date: 4 / 8, 9 / 2005, 5 / 4, 5 / 2005 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Zafira, Thomas, Katy Caro, Choky Ice, Melanie Sylver, Clarck, Yvette Balcano, Renato, Frank Gun, Black Diamond, Adriana Russo, and Norby The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a very good series that has been improving very well the last few episodes. Im really looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, and has some nice cream pies. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting smoking hot European hotties who arent afraid to take it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a cream pie in every scene The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and although there appear to be a few hard surface rooms its rare to hear much of an echo. The video is also nicely done.
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Review brief: Welcome fans to this popular series from the folks over at Smash pictures. With a title like this one you know the girls better be young looking!! I see a great cleavage cover shot was used for this one, all you need is Got Milk stamped across Adrianna's shirt and we'd really have a winner, as is I love the hint of her tits that we get to see. This says we're in for creampie finishes so let's see if these are on the messy side or not. Zafira: Alright our first scene opens and I see a good looking menu layed out before me offering several choices on how you can watch the scene. Let's go the whole route and click on Watch Scene! Choosing this option and we see this will be Zafira's first b/g scene. The shot then comes on and the Zafira along with her partner are doing some math, perhaps how long's it's been since they have had sex with someone,lol. You see Zafira has a very appealing body with some good sized tits under her top. Well we then watch her go into the bathroom and her man sneaks a peek as she tinkles and you see a good stream of piss erupt from her pussy.
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Review brief: Reviewers Note: In the interest of full disclosure it is important to note that I produce a series of amateur titles. My work is completely unrelated to the mainstream adult industry but I still feel it is important to mention. Quick Hit: Legal Skin #17 Euro was pretty decent. I often find discs featuring Euro girls to be a little monotonous. But this disc has a great mix of cast members. All turning in at least average scenes with a few stand outs. If you are into Euro Girls you might want to give this disc a look. DVD:Smash Pictures always does an average job with their disc presentation. They seem to follow a template which creates uniformity but lacks the excitement a well planned disc can add to the title. Scene 1: Kathy Anderson Platinum blonde, Kathy Anderson starts this disc off proper. She ha some decent sword swallowing skills and is really enthusiastic with her ole work. This also carries over into a great scene that features some doggy style, mish, and reverse cowgirl anal.
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Review brief: Planting Seeds Studio: Smash Pictures Category: Cream Pies director Director: Jordan Hart starring Starring: Mike Foster, Vanda, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Choky Ice, Simony, Lauro Giotto, Mya Diamond, Liz Honey, Lara Croft Synopsis I's always good to see a boxcover where Simony is in, Smash bring us her and six more girls who will take internal pops. All the sex is well capture, some decent camera work, you have to consider that some of the scene are shot outdoors, not the greatest music but at least is not annoying. There's not plot just an easy follow up, formula that finish with a cream pie vaginal or anal.
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Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 154 min. Production Date: 12 / 5, 13, 15 / 2004, 1 / 11, 12, 13 / 2005 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Zafira, Roxy, Tamara, Ellen Saint, Liliane Tiger, Kathy Anderson, Nataly Brown, Clark, Renato, Nick Lang, Ricardo Bell, Cage, and Wien Lewis The Short Story Initial Expectations: Jordan has been doing a very nice job with this series. Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: The girls are some of the best looking yet, but the sex didnt seem quite up to the normal level of the series. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot young European women taking it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting lots of extremely passionate sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is a bit muffled, has a few background noises, and is slightly out of balance. Its made worse by being at a low level that makes you have to crank it up to the point that theres a fair amount of speaker hiss to hear it well.
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Review brief: Welcome to a dvd starring the lovely Simony and it has the added perk of being an all internal pop dvd, featuring four pussy pops and one spunk torpedo is left in a girls ass. If creampies are your thing then I suspect Smash has brought some hot girls here for you and let's see how messy they let these girls get. Simony: Very nice lead off scene as this beautiful woman gets us going with some outside tease. You can see it's a breezy day and Simony is making eye contact with the waterboy. I must say she is looking hotter than ever in her white outfit and she leaves her seat to head inside where she thumbs through a magazine. Our waterboy comes in and the two do some heavy flirting leading to him moving over to caress her silky smooth thighs. You also see her lovely breasts released and sucked on and Simony's pussy gets devoured as the excellent sound conveys. I know there are many a guy and girl that would dive right in that sweet pussy. Simony then gets her turn and she does a solid job polishing his knob and I liked the up close shots for the blowjob.
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Review brief: Title: Legal Skin #16 Cast: Nicole, Dark Angel, Lara Croft, Claudia Adams, Sabrina, Frank Gun, George Reno, Clark, Claudio Meloni & James Brossman Director: Jordan Heart Studio: Smash PicturesDate Of Production: 7/14,15/04 Duration: 1:43:00 Scene One: Nicole is very cute and definitely looks barely legal. She takes on Frank Gun in this scene and for starters gets eat out. Frank really does a good job on her. She returns the favor with a decent blow and then they 69. Nicole then climbs on top cowgirl and rides him while he fingers her asshole. She rides harder and they briefly do some standing cowgirl. They then do it missionary, followed by some side saddle, vaginally and anally. He fucks her up the ass doggystyle and reverse cowgirl as well. Nicole finishes off the scene sucking on his dick and making him cum all over her face. Comments: This scene was good to me Overall: 3.5/5 Scene Two: Lara Croft has a pretty face and extremely tight body.
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Review brief: NOTE: This review has been updated from its original form. I had a few inaccuracies, and after an e-mail from Jordan Heart have changed a few things to reflect what I learned. Ive also included Jordans explanation at the end of the review in his own words. The Little Details Running Time: 115 min. Production Date: 9 / 6 / 2004 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Simony, Sylvi, Vanda, Melanie, Liz Honey, Lora Craft, Mya Diamond, Choky Ice, Frank Major, Lauro Giotto, Mario, Mike Foster, and Nick Lang The Short Story Initial Expectations: Smash and Jordan have been doing great things lately, and Ive really been looking forward to this release. Im going in with very high expectations and just hope theyre not too high to be met! Initial Reaction: Theres some decent sex here, but the internal pop shots dont always work the best.
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Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 106 min. Production Date: 7 / 14 - 15 / 2004 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Dark Angel, Nicole, Sabrina, Violet, Lora Croft, Claudia Adams, Frank Gunn, Clark, James Brossman, Claudio, and George Uhl The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a pretty good series, and has been showing some good improvement lately. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its pretty hot, but the scenes dont have a lot of variety. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting young girls taking it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see the same old faces or an extremely nasty barely legal feature The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally clear, but has a few hollow spots and a little obvious dubbing in the first scene. It also has a slightly odd feel because the music is completely dedicated to one speaker channel while the performers are dedicated to the other.
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Boxcover for Legal Skin 15
Legal Skin 15 

Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 7/8/2004 by astroknight

Starring: Ricardo, Barbara, Melanie, Tiffany, Lea, Renato, Mario, James Brossman, Clark, Cora Carina
Studio: Smash Pictures

Directed by: Jordan Hart
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 104 min. Production Date: 4 / 23 / 2004 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Barbara, Lea, Cora Carina (listed here as Lora), Melanie, Tiffany, Clark, James Brossman, Mario, Renato, and Ricardo The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been a pretty hot series. Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot Eurobabes who arent afraid to take it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting every woman in the movie to be barely legal or who wants a bit of group or lesbian action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The biggest problem with Smashs DVDs recently has been their technical aspects, and especially their audio. Thankfully that looks to be a thing of the past here as the technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is a bit hollow in a few places, but normally free of background noises and well balanced. There are a couple background noises during the third and fifth scenes, but theyre both very minor.
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Review brief: Here we go with some hot young Eurosluts to tempt us. I see some anal, g/g play, 2 on 1 action so I say let's dive right in. I had troubles getting ID's on the girls so my review will be slightly different than others as I'll just describe the scene mostly, though Mandy Bright was recognized though it took me a bit! Scene 1: We have two girls to start with one guy but soon one leaves and a cute dark haired beauty is left. The lighting isn't to bad and soon we see some kissing and breast massaging. The nice tits are soon bared and get sucked on before she drops down for some close up knob polishing. A good aggressive pace to the blowjob and a great shot from underneath shows off her tits. We get more breast sucking leading to some nice pussy eating, her kittie was definitely worth munching on. The sex is pretty fast featuring mish, doggie anal, spoon anal, and it all ends with a good facial. Some good underneath shots highlight this scene.
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Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 7 / 12 / 2003 Director: Jordan Cast: Simony, Frank Gun, Zenza Raggi, Jasmin Field, Stella Hot, Gina Blue, Ditty, James Brossman, Alexa May, Lauro Giotto, Pussy Cat, and Mike Foster The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive been pretty impressed with this series and am looking forward to this installment. Initial Reaction: Its darn hot! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot European women taking it in each of their holes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting top notch technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit weird, mostly due to the balance. The left speaker had all of the sounds from the performers and the scene, while the right speaker only had music. It gives the movie a very weird balance right from the start, and makes it even harder than normal to understand the European stars as they speak English with a heavy accent as the performer speaker also sounded quite hollow.
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Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 3 / 9 / 2004 Director: Jordan Heart Cast: Nikky Blond, Mya Diamond, Jennifer, Amanda, Dorina, Judy White, Mandy Bright, Bruno, James Brossman, Frank Gun, Nick Lang, and Lauro Glotto The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive only seen Legal Skin 13 out of this series, but it was hot enough that Im going into this one with extremely high expectations. Initial Reaction: The movies very good but the overall DVD lacks a little. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot European women taking it in each of their holes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting top notch technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit weird, mostly due to the balance. The left speaker had all of the sounds from the performers and the scene, while the right speaker was basically dead the entire time. The only time it came to life was when there was music, and then the music was the only thing to come through the right speaker.
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Review brief: Legal Skin #13 is a terrific porno if you overlook the storyline. The cast is filled with beautiful women and the action is scorching hot, by Euro standards any way. Just keep the FF button on your remote handy for the between-the-sex attempts at a plot. Speaking of plot, forget it. It has something to do with diamonds, but the heavy accents make trying to decipher whats going on a waste of time. Just watch the girls in action and you will be rewarded. Brunette Andy Brown is first. She is very cute and has a great, thin, natural body. She and some dude (there are no credits for the actors) cavort on a couch. If the cameraman had not tried to get fancy and shoot much of the scene from behind two wine glasses on a nearby table, this would get higher raves. Even still, the anal, facial and terrific post-cum head make it a keeper. In a beauty salon (with barking dogs in the background no less), we find blond Mary and brown-haired Vanessa going at each other, complete with the inclusion (and insertion) of a couple toys.
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Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 11 / 25 / 2003 Director: Jordan Cast: Liz Honey, Silva, Mary, Angel, Vanessa, Andy Brown, Victoria Swinger, Frank Gunn, James Brossman, Mike Foster, Nick Lang, and Bob Terminator The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard great things about this series, and am really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: I can see why this series was receiving so much praise! Who Should Watch It : Fans of cute young girls who arent afraid to take it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting high end audio The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit weird, mostly due to the balance. The left speaker had all of the sounds from the performers and the scene, while the right speaker had all of the music at a higher level than the audio from the scene. It really stands out during the sex as the right speaker goes dead while the left contains all the audio. Other than the speaker balance problem, the audio is very good.
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Review brief: Expectations As I have said repeatedly, this has been the strongest barely legal series on the market. It has consistently delivered a stunning array of hot Eurogirls engaging in steaming depravity. You can bet that I'm looking forward to this one. Technical Jordan has done an outstanding job of lighting, editing, video and audio capture. The mastering and menus are a little unique, but very effective. Overall, very competent technicals. Director Jordan Extras Gallery, Trailers Condom Use No Target Audience Gonzo Fans, Barely Legal Fans Scene Review Scene 1 - Andy Brown Andy is a brunette lovely with a slim build and mile long legs. She wears a colorful minidress and looks quite elegant. She bends down to give her beau some head. She has a very good look and reminds me a lot of a young Janine. He returns the favor by going down on her and fingering her a bit. Then it's on to the sex, starting with some vag and then progressing to anal. She uses a clit vib on herself as he takes her from behind.
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Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Smash Pictures Legal Skin 12 General Summary Theme All sex. The cover reads "Picture yourself surrounded by seven supple young bodies sporting the most beautiful tits and tight round asses eager to pounce on the first available cock not already being sucked or fucked...." Expectations Just look at the cover, every girl is drop dead gorgeous! My expectations are high with this title with plenty of attractive euro girls with plenty of all sex action. General Impression A good DVD and highly viewable from beginning to end.
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Review brief: Expectations Legal Skin is the premier young girl series in the market place. I have thoroughly enjoyed previous volumes and I have no reason to believe that this episode will be any different. This series tends to feature very hot euro girls, and the cover leads me to believe that this volume will be as strong as ever. Technical Apparently, Smash is including their new commercials on all of their releases. I complained at legth about this in my review of Real Sexxx Letters and I'm re-iterating my complaint here. Lose the fucking commercials! There is another problem here with focus (or maybe it's the encoding to DVD). It seems like there is a slight bluriness to the image. I don't know quite how to describe it, except to say that there is a lack of sharpness to the image. Other than that, lighting, sound and mastering are all very good. Director Jordan Extras Slideshow, Trailers Condom Use No Target Audience Gonzo Fans, Barely Legal Fans Scene Review Scene 1 - Simony What a hottie! This redhead is absolutely gorgeous.
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Boxcover for Legal Skin 11
Legal Skin 11 

Release date: 7/15/2003
Reviewed on: 9/17/2003 by aybesea

Starring: Eve, Kathy, Jasmine, Jara, Leslie Taylor, Nick Lang, Choky Ice, Mia Stone, Agnes Black, Christal, Agness, Severine
Studio: Smash Pictures

Directed by: Jordan Hart
Review brief: Expectations As many of you know, I consider this series to be the best of the barely legal genre. In fact, I don't generally love this genre, but this series tends to have such hot euro girls that it is a definite watch. I'm looking forward to this edition. Technical The technical merits of this disc are strong. The video is professional and sharp. The lighting is adequate as is the audio. The mastering is clear and attractive. Director Jordan Extras Photo gallery, trailers Target Audience Gonzo fans, Barely legal fans Condom Use? Who's Hot? Jasmine Jasmine is a hot little blonde with a great butt. Her tits are a tad on the small side, but all in all she is a cutie. And she sucks a mean cock. This girl really likes making love to a cock with her mouth. She swallows some at the end, as well. There is also anal in this scene. Whack Factor: 8 Jara Jara is another hot little euro blonde. She looks great in a lace top and mini skirt. She drops to her knees to administer a smoking double BJ to two lucky stiffs.
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