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Review brief: This was a great looking movie, with an amusing storyline. While at sea, the newlyweds Carmen and Kris get their ship taken over by the evil and murderous pirate Stagnetti (Tommy Gunn). Carmen is thrown overboard and Kris is taken away. Carmen is then found floating in the sea and is rescued by Evan Stone and his ship. Then begins the quest to find Stagnetti's ship and his crew to save Kris and to finally end Stagnetti's reign of terror at sea.
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Review brief: Blu-ray is a step up from standard DVD, but it might not be worth buying a new player just yet.
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Review brief: This is a great movie. Buy it, especially if you're trying to introduce your lady to porn.
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Review brief: Here we have one of the best adult movies you can find. Pirate hunters Captain Edward Reynolds (Evan Stone) and his first commandant Jules (Jesse Jane) must help Isabella (Carmen Luvana) to rescue her husband, who has been kidnapped by the evil pirate Victor Stagnelly in order to find an ancient treasure. A great screenplay, great performers, good acting and a great production. A great actual movie with good sex and incredible performers. If you like cinema and you like sex and you dont mind to see it well mixed, this is your movie!!!
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Review brief: I bought over 100 hours of porn dvds to look at for this article I was doing. They got hellish boring after the first one. Then I got a copy of PIRATES from Digital Playground. Wow and friggin' aye matees. Pirates is a wicked cool adult movie with excellent special effects and a descent story line. Not surprisingly it swep the adult film awards. Pirates comes with a sweet case containing 3 dvd disks. The first is Pirates the feature movie, the seconed disk is behind the scenes and all about the special effects, bloopers etc. Aditionally you get a third disk which is formatted for high def set ups or your pc. Pirates features some of the hottest babes in porn today. The ultra-foxyJesse Jane, the return of Janine, Carmen Luvana adjectives escape me this chick is so hot, Devon and my personal favorite Miss Teagan Presley. There's a dude named Even Stone.....the man just ain't normal.
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Review brief: The Digital Playground Publicity Machine have worked in high gear for many months and their efforts have paid off with wins in crucial industry awards from AVN and the venerable XRCO, I set to find or debunk if this epic is worth its weight in gold or in pirate boot-AY so to speak! So on to the review . . . First off, the packaging is top-notch rivaling mainstream companies as well as other top-tiered plot-based porn with the likes of Wicked Pictures nonetheless. What you get is 1 SD DVD version, 1 HD-DVD version, and one SD DVD of extras. For those not attuned to HD-DVD, you are missing a whole lot of visual eye candy as seen in their previous release Island Fever 3. The HD-DVD disc worked flawlessly on my SONY laptop. Although there are valid concerns about the dark backgrounds, but hey what do you expect on a pirate's boat, right? This Digital Playground/Adam & Eve production has upped-the-ante in terms of a porno epic. For those looking for a great boy/girl scene starring Janine, who is probably known for her many VIVID lesbian scenes.
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Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 128 min. Production Date: 4 / 14 / 2005 - 6 / 7 / 2005 Director: Joone Cast: Austyn Moore, Carmen Luvana, Devon, Janine, Jenaveve Jolie, Jesse Jane, Teagan, Evan Stone, Kris Slater, Scott Nails, Steven St. Croix, and Tommy Gunn in nonsex roles and Austin Kinkaid, Charmane Star, Danika Sandberg, Jolie Harris, Kelli Tyler, Kitty, Lexi Lamour, Maisie, Malorie Christian, Mistress Erzsebet, Red Siren, Trina Michaels, Aaron G., Brian Surewood, Cameron Lee, Captain Dagger, Dave Dimonico, David H., Dirk Snee, Doc, Durmel Deleon, Frank Bukkwyd, Halla Valentine, Harry Bali, Ivan, James Richard, Joe Hopkins, Joseph T. Creep, Joshua, Julian, Keyser Soze, Little Don, Mando M., Nhan, Nicodemus Grimm. Pyro, Ramblin Rob, Roach, Sir Nick Satanas, Ted Shred, Tino, Trevor, and William Q. in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Pirates has the rep of being one of the best features ever made.
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Review brief: Pirates is up for several XRCO awards including Best Release, Best Epic, and Best DVD Extras along with nominees in both best male and female performances. I sat through the 2006 AVN Awards and it got predictable who would win whenever it was a category that Pirates was nominated in. I just never watched it until now oblivious to the hype that was following it. Pirates comes in a beautiful 3 dvd box with great shots of its stars on each side as it unfolds out. One dvd is the movie, one side is the extras, and one side is a high definition. Feeling adventurous and knowing that my computer could play hd wmv files, I popped in the hd disc. That's when all hell broke loose. My windows security blocked an ocx file from installing itself. My registry alarm prevented my registry from being altered and my firewall prevented some fucking program from trying to access the internet. Then finally a screen came up telling me an active x element was missing so it refused to do anything else. So I called bullshit and played the wmv file directly.
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Review brief: PIRATES   Pirates lives up to the hype! Director: Joone Running: 2 hrs 7 min Genre: Feature/couples, Comedy Release: 9/05 Notes: 3 disc set Widescreen Dolby 5.1 Surround condoms in some scenes The hype machine got a hold of this one from the start but I'm pleased to report that Pirates is just as good as they say it is! Pirates tells the tale of a treacherous voyage helmed by Captain Edward Reynolds (Evan Stone), pirate-hunter extraordinare, who leads his crew on a mission to vanquish the most deadly pirate of them all, Victor Stagnetti (Tommy Gun). Meanwhile, the malicious Stagnetti has his own agenda, capturing a magical staff that will grant him the power for world domination.  Pirates has many strengths and only a few flaws.
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