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Review brief: These comely wenches will raise up yer foremast! The main feature is found on the first deck of this ship, but the real fun is found below the main deck. If ye go straight to the second deck, you'll find a bevy of pretty wenches pleasing their men and each other.
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Review brief: Well fans this is a true epic in every sense of the word. There are special effects galore here from demon spawn coming up from out of the ocean depths to battle Evan Stone and Crew to the sexiest vixens tempting us to the other depths-- of debauchery!! This is a must have for sure for fans of the first one, you have new characters in Sasha Grey and Belladonna who kick some serious ass, Bella especially and you have the treasured ones from the first one, Evan, Jesse, Stephen St. Croix. The storyline is pretty easy to follow, the sex scenes in the main feature are shorter but you get a second disc with extended cuts for each scene so put that in for a more marathon stroke session!!
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Review brief: WOW where do I begin? First off a big thumbs up to Digital Playground for one hell of a great movie and sequel to Pirates 1. The story and acting were very good. The camera work and lighting were great. The costumes and makeup were topnotch. Loved the mix of girls in the movie. The audio and video were excellent as what we expect from Digital Playground.
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Review brief: This was a great looking movie, with an amusing storyline. While at sea, the newlyweds Carmen and Kris get their ship taken over by the evil and murderous pirate Stagnetti (Tommy Gunn). Carmen is thrown overboard and Kris is taken away. Carmen is then found floating in the sea and is rescued by Evan Stone and his ship. Then begins the quest to find Stagnetti's ship and his crew to save Kris and to finally end Stagnetti's reign of terror at sea.
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Review brief: Blu-ray is a step up from standard DVD, but it might not be worth buying a new player just yet.
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Review brief: This is a great movie. Buy it, especially if you're trying to introduce your lady to porn.
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Review brief: Here we have one of the best adult movies you can find. Pirate hunters Captain Edward Reynolds (Evan Stone) and his first commandant Jules (Jesse Jane) must help Isabella (Carmen Luvana) to rescue her husband, who has been kidnapped by the evil pirate Victor Stagnelly in order to find an ancient treasure. A great screenplay, great performers, good acting and a great production. A great actual movie with good sex and incredible performers. If you like cinema and you like sex and you dont mind to see it well mixed, this is your movie!!!
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Review brief: I bought over 100 hours of porn dvds to look at for this article I was doing. They got hellish boring after the first one. Then I got a copy of PIRATES from Digital Playground. Wow and friggin' aye matees. Pirates is a wicked cool adult movie with excellent special effects and a descent story line. Not surprisingly it swep the adult film awards. Pirates comes with a sweet case containing 3 dvd disks. The first is Pirates the feature movie, the seconed disk is behind the scenes and all about the special effects, bloopers etc. Aditionally you get a third disk which is formatted for high def set ups or your pc. Pirates features some of the hottest babes in porn today. The ultra-foxyJesse Jane, the return of Janine, Carmen Luvana adjectives escape me this chick is so hot, Devon and my personal favorite Miss Teagan Presley. There's a dude named Even Stone.....the man just ain't normal.
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Island Fever 3 (Digital Playground) 

Release date: 4/11/2008
Reviewed on: 10/14/2006 by andyblake

Starring: Evan Stone, Devon, Tera Patrick, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Studio: Digital Playground

Directed by: Joone
Review brief: This is a two-disk set, with one of the disks being HD. I played the HD disk on my computer and was completely blown away by remarkable video quality. It is super-sharp and brilliant, and takes full advantage of the incredibly beautiful backgrounds in Tahiti and Bora Bora. Of course, this is strictly couples fare with routine, non-edgy sex. The star is the Hi-Definition presentation and the incredibly gorgeous scenery. The Tera Patrick scene with Barrett Blade is not shot in HD, nor on an island, and it does not really belong in this movie. It seems as though they used some old footage so they could put Tera's name on the box-cover. That brought the overall rating down for me.
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Review brief: The Digital Playground Publicity Machine have worked in high gear for many months and their efforts have paid off with wins in crucial industry awards from AVN and the venerable XRCO, I set to find or debunk if this epic is worth its weight in gold or in pirate boot-AY so to speak! So on to the review . . . First off, the packaging is top-notch rivaling mainstream companies as well as other top-tiered plot-based porn with the likes of Wicked Pictures nonetheless. What you get is 1 SD DVD version, 1 HD-DVD version, and one SD DVD of extras. For those not attuned to HD-DVD, you are missing a whole lot of visual eye candy as seen in their previous release Island Fever 3. The HD-DVD disc worked flawlessly on my SONY laptop. Although there are valid concerns about the dark backgrounds, but hey what do you expect on a pirate's boat, right? This Digital Playground/Adam & Eve production has upped-the-ante in terms of a porno epic. For those looking for a great boy/girl scene starring Janine, who is probably known for her many VIVID lesbian scenes.
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Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 128 min. Production Date: 4 / 14 / 2005 - 6 / 7 / 2005 Director: Joone Cast: Austyn Moore, Carmen Luvana, Devon, Janine, Jenaveve Jolie, Jesse Jane, Teagan, Evan Stone, Kris Slater, Scott Nails, Steven St. Croix, and Tommy Gunn in nonsex roles and Austin Kinkaid, Charmane Star, Danika Sandberg, Jolie Harris, Kelli Tyler, Kitty, Lexi Lamour, Maisie, Malorie Christian, Mistress Erzsebet, Red Siren, Trina Michaels, Aaron G., Brian Surewood, Cameron Lee, Captain Dagger, Dave Dimonico, David H., Dirk Snee, Doc, Durmel Deleon, Frank Bukkwyd, Halla Valentine, Harry Bali, Ivan, James Richard, Joe Hopkins, Joseph T. Creep, Joshua, Julian, Keyser Soze, Little Don, Mando M., Nhan, Nicodemus Grimm. Pyro, Ramblin Rob, Roach, Sir Nick Satanas, Ted Shred, Tino, Trevor, and William Q. in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Pirates has the rep of being one of the best features ever made.
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Review brief: Pirates is up for several XRCO awards including Best Release, Best Epic, and Best DVD Extras along with nominees in both best male and female performances. I sat through the 2006 AVN Awards and it got predictable who would win whenever it was a category that Pirates was nominated in. I just never watched it until now oblivious to the hype that was following it. Pirates comes in a beautiful 3 dvd box with great shots of its stars on each side as it unfolds out. One dvd is the movie, one side is the extras, and one side is a high definition. Feeling adventurous and knowing that my computer could play hd wmv files, I popped in the hd disc. That's when all hell broke loose. My windows security blocked an ocx file from installing itself. My registry alarm prevented my registry from being altered and my firewall prevented some fucking program from trying to access the internet. Then finally a screen came up telling me an active x element was missing so it refused to do anything else. So I called bullshit and played the wmv file directly.
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Review brief: PIRATES   Pirates lives up to the hype! Director: Joone Running: 2 hrs 7 min Genre: Feature/couples, Comedy Release: 9/05 Notes: 3 disc set Widescreen Dolby 5.1 Surround condoms in some scenes The hype machine got a hold of this one from the start but I'm pleased to report that Pirates is just as good as they say it is! Pirates tells the tale of a treacherous voyage helmed by Captain Edward Reynolds (Evan Stone), pirate-hunter extraordinare, who leads his crew on a mission to vanquish the most deadly pirate of them all, Victor Stagnetti (Tommy Gun). Meanwhile, the malicious Stagnetti has his own agenda, capturing a magical staff that will grant him the power for world domination.  Pirates has many strengths and only a few flaws.
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Island Fever 3 (Digital Playground) 

Release date: 4/11/2008
Reviewed on: 2/25/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Evan Stone, Devon, Tera Patrick, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Studio: Digital Playground

Directed by: Joone
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 10 / 02 / 2003 & 5 / 03 / 2004 Director: Joone Cast: Devon, Jesse Jane, Tera Patrick, Barrett Blade, Eric Masterson, and Evan Stone The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything from this series but Ive heard good things about it. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its fairly soft, but also beautiful. Who Should Watch It : Fans of soft, beautiful, and artistically captured sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a variety of types of sex scenes, a bit of nastier sex, or to hear the performers. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is basically non-existent. No, there is sound, but you never get to hear the performers because the only audio in the movie is music. The video is great. Its nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen, and has a slightly soft touch that looks perfect for it. The video is extremely well lit, and all looks fantastic. Music: The audio is completely taken up by the music.
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Boxcover for Island Fever 3 (Digital Playground)
Island Fever 3 (Digital Playground) 

Release date: 4/11/2008
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by steel69

Starring: Evan Stone, Devon, Tera Patrick, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Studio: Digital Playground

Directed by: Joone
Review brief: I can really understand why Island Fever 3 was under-rated by my two previous reviewers: If you are only a fan of nasty, hard porn, let your finges off this one. Well, I love nasty hard sex too, but I also love artistic, sophisticated porn with very beatiful women in an incredible scenery. Those, who saw the first two Island Fever movies know, what is waiting for him/her here. The style is the same: An relaxing soundtrack (where you don't can hear the actors) & highly erotic atmosphere through the whole movie. If you enjoyed Island Fever 1 & 2, you'll be blown away with this one! You'll get three of the hottest girls in porn to see in Island Fever 3: The always great looking Tera Patrick, the sweet hot blonde Devon, and last but not least the new Digital Playground super star Jesse Jane. I think, that she did the best job in this one. She did her scenes all very well, and shows in Island Fever 3, that she can better blow a dick than Devon & Tera.
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Island Fever 3 (Digital Playground) 

Release date: 4/11/2008
Reviewed on: 10/12/2004 by boouky

Starring: Evan Stone, Devon, Tera Patrick, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Studio: Digital Playground

Directed by: Joone
Review brief: This was my first Digital Playground DVD, and from what I had heard about them, I got exactly what I expected. This is one of their newest titles, and is basically being hailed as a work of art. Well, here's what I thought. Please keep in mind, this is a review of the movie only, not the complete DVD package: Video: The selling point of the DVD, and for a very good reason. With the exception of the Tera Patrick scene, the film looks amazing. Obviously, seeing it in High Definition gives us a good idea of what to expect from porn in the future. Crisp and clear, it's a visual treat. Too bad what your seeing doesn't live up to the excellent medium your seeing it on. Audio: It doesn't take from the movie, but of course, since it's simply background music, doesn't exactly add to it either. Let's just say it fits, and it's fine. No audio from anyone, but that's the type of movie it is. If hearing what's going on floats your boat, look elsewhere. Sex: Hardcore fanatics, begone! I'm saving you money here, go put it away for a RLD title or something.
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Boxcover for Island Fever 3 (Digital Playground)
Island Fever 3 (Digital Playground) 

Release date: 4/11/2008
Reviewed on: 10/4/2004 by morbidthoughts

Starring: Evan Stone, Devon, Tera Patrick, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Studio: Digital Playground

Directed by: Joone
Review brief: A quick & dirty review, I had never checked out a Digital Playground movie before. I picked the wrong movie to do so. This movie features the first(?) three contract girls that DP signed. I figured where else would I get to see Tera, Jesse Jane, and Devon in a movie? Well, I don't think I did cause I slept through most of this crap. I mean I was watching on the couch the first two scenes, woke up near the end, and nothing had changed. Scenery was an island. With respect to Tera's scene, DP must have discovered a Tera outtake they forgot to cash on and decided to splice it into the movie because the setting and footage quality didn't match. The movie was dominated by an overexposed softfocus look and by a soundtrack that played during the sex scene. Sex was bland and the positions were frustrating to the camera. Tera and Devon fucked with condoms. The girls took decent facials but that's the only positive thing I can say about this movie.
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Review brief: Title : Hustler XXX Video #9 Director : Pierre Woodman Stars : Tera Patrick, Aria Debreaux, Pilar Versac Bentan Arnegas, Vlad Benoulli, Aramas Feldina Evan Jantz, Gunter Kellik, Villem Ojas, Selrahc Renard David Sanreth Running Time : 1hr15min Extras : Commentary by Tera Patrick, Behind-The- Scenes, and photo book. Review: Finally the second release from DP starring Tera Patrick. I was very dissapointed with Island Fever, and was optimistic about this release. Anything that has Tera Patrick in it, I get excited about. The premise of this movie is that Tera is telling "Forbidden Tales" to this CG man in a ventelator. I was really blown away how good Digital Playground was on graphics in this movie. But thats all I was blown away by. The sex in this movie was at most luke-warm, and that's being nice. Tera Patrick has about 3 scenes, and all 3 are not even up to Tera's standards. The audio is another problem for this dvd. While the sex is going on you can tell the sound & the sex are not n-sync.
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