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Review brief: Well, emboldened by my review of a feature last week, I've decided to try on an artsy fartsy review. When I look at Ninn Worx covers, I automatically think of Andrew Blake who defined the soft feature movies that focus on the women's beauty rather than the sex. Now I'm not normally into these types of movies and my reviews are far from being wicked prose, but I need to have something to show to a girl on the first date before I attempt to indoctrine her on the ways of the Animal Trainer. Besides, this movie has Teagan and Lauren Phoenix in it. Jassie: Well Jassie, who I reviewed in Ring Sluts, looks beautiful. Maybe it's the makeup or editing but you can't see any of her freckles which made her so cute. She's diddling herself on a red couch against an empty white space backdrop. Why do people automatically equate white space background with being artsy? Is fucking in purgatory erotic? Or is it suppose the represent the innocence theme of this movie. The erotic mood is blown when I see two major cumstains on the red felt couch.
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